Which Person in History Could Solve the Middle East Conflict?

2006-10-30 17:33:59

#1

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7015|Argentina

Name a person in history that could solve the Middle East Conflict and explain why. This conflict needs from more than one person, but let's see who you think is the fittest.

For me it has to be Genghis Khan because he could build an empire being illiterate, but had the wisdom to achieve a strong leadership, which allowed him to transform the Silk Road in the main way of communication and trade between the West and Asia, and the Middle East in his times was a very stable zone, commercial bridge between Europe and Asia.

2006-10-30 17:35:24

#2

Tagmaestro: Member; +6|6963|New Jersey

George Washington.

2006-10-30 17:37:04

#3

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|6941|The Lou

GEORGE BUSH!!!!! DUH! lol

2006-10-30 17:37:36

#4

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6726

Jesus. When he returns he will end the ME Crysis.

2006-10-30 17:38:03

#5

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6751|Connecticut

Hitler

Malloy must go

2006-10-30 17:40:06

#6

MECtallica: Member; +73|6762|jalalabad

pennywise

2006-10-30 17:42:24

#7

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6663|North Carolina

sergeriver wrote:
Name a person in history that could solve the Middle East Conflict and explain why. This conflict needs from more than one person, but let's see who you think is the fittest.

For me it has to be Genghis Khan because he could build an empire being illiterate, but had the wisdom to achieve a strong leadership, which allowed him to transform the Silk Road in the main way of communication and trade between the West and Asia, and the Middle East in his times was a very stable zone, commercial bridge between Europe and Asia.

I agree with your choice but for very different reasons....

2006-10-30 17:44:52

#8

jimbo21: Member; +11|6910

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Jesus. When he returns he will end the ME Crysis.

2006-10-30 17:46:28

#9

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6956

Ghandi.

2006-10-30 17:48:47

#10

224th R0ck3tpack: Hostile pansy spotted!; +8|6687|NH

Dr. Phil.

He'd go down there and say something like, " You've gotta pick yourself up by your bootstraps, Sonny. Now would you like to stop fighting? "

And they'd say, " I guess that would be nice... "

Then we'd say, " I would like it... Very much. "

Then Dr. Phil would say, " Ok. Now we've got this beautiful lady to help you do that.... "

And then Oprah Winfrey Would come out and give them all prizes and stuff.

2006-10-30 17:49:52

#11

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6839|SE London

deeznutz1245 wrote:
Hitler

I seem to remember his final solution had a few drawbacks though...

It might well solve the Middle East conflict though. But at what cost?

Truman could have helped a whole lot by not backing Israel when they declared themselves an independent nation.

2006-10-30 17:50:06

#12

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7014|United States of America

No one could, the middle east crisis is too much for anyone, no matter how much power they have. It's a team effort.

2006-10-30 18:04:03

#13

oug: Calmer than you are.; +380|6777|Πάϊ

If by solve you mean fairly, then nobody. If you just mean end hostilities, then Hitler, or some other asshole of that calibre (if there are any).

_ƒ³

2006-10-30 18:08:26

#14

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|7030|PNW

Screw Hitler. Ghengis Kahn all the way.

2006-10-30 18:09:04

#15

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7024|UK

Me and my space ship that fires lazzzzer beams!

Otherwise i think its a realy hard choice:

Hitler - If you want an all out solution ie kill them all.
Ghandi - If you want a peaceful but long time in getting solution.
Ghengis Khan - If you want a "Jihad" solution.

Ofcourse i forgot the one man that can do anything:

James Bond.

Last edited by Vilham (2006-10-30 18:11:11)

2006-10-30 18:09:43

#16

silo1180: The Farewell Tour; +79|6680|San Antonio, TX

We should just build a big wall around the entire ME, let them duke it out and we'll deal with/negotiate with whoever is left.

Now... as for one person that could help move it in the right direction... Muhammed? Wouldn't he be the best man for the job?

2006-10-30 18:13:29

#17

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7023|Dallas

Hitler and a few Panzer brigades along with a few platoons of Waffen SS.

"Ze middle east is no longa a problem. We have zeliminated ze troublemakers and are on ze way to building a new and exciting Middle East. Alzo, everyone zhere has decided to dye zhier hair blond and wear zheese blue contact lenses. Furthermore, do not be alarmed if you do not hear from ze loved ones, as zhey are all on vacation to Sviterland. Zhey will be back zoon."

--Clone of Adolf Hitler
Baghdad, 2009

2006-10-30 18:14:09

#18

Naughty_Om: Im Ron Burgundy?; +355|6891|USA

PspRpg-7 wrote:
Ghandi.

YEAUH!

2006-10-30 18:15:09

#19

Naughty_Om: Im Ron Burgundy?; +355|6891|USA

Cougar wrote:
Hitler and a few Panzer brigades along with a few platoons of Waffen SS.

"Ze middle east is no longa a problem. We have zeliminated ze troublemakers and are on ze way to building a new and exciting Middle East. Alzo, everyone zhere has decided to dye zhier hair blond and wear zheese blue contact lenses. Furthermore, do not be alarmed if you do not hear from ze loved ones, as zhey are all on vacation to Sviterland. Zhey will be back zoon."

--Clone of Adolf Hitler
Baghdad, 2009

doesnt the term "ZE" refer to gay frenchmen? German would be like AHCK, HEM, and Gluebenshtabin.

2006-10-30 18:16:36

#20

Ganko_06: Laughter with an S; +167|6903|Camoran's Paradise

OK the whole Hilter thing.. I don't think Hitler with some panzers is going to be affective. Most Middle East countries have Soviet Cold War tanks.

Anyway, my choice...Alexander the Great. He did it once he can do it again.

2006-10-30 18:17:53

#21

Naughty_Om: Im Ron Burgundy?; +355|6891|USA

Ganko_06 wrote:
OK the whole Hilter thing.. I don't think Hitler with some panzers is going to be affective. Most Middle East countries have Soviet Cold War tanks.

Anyway, my choice...Alexander the Great. He did it once he can do it again.

Whoa whoa whoa, didn you jsut say they have old soviet tanks? so how is alexander and his gay ass gonna win with some horses vs tanks. good one.

2006-10-30 18:18:28

#22

462nd NSP653: Devout Moderate, Empty Head.; +57|6942

Achilles...no wait.... Brad Pitt as Achilles.. :-)

lowing?
ATG?
CamPoe?
Bubbalo?

Okay, seriously... I'd say Julius Ceasar.

2006-10-30 18:18:34

#23

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7023|Dallas

Ganko_06 wrote:
OK the whole Hilter thing.. I don't think Hitler with some panzers is going to be affective. Most Middle East countries have Soviet Cold War tanks.

Anyway, my choice...Alexander the Great. He did it once he can do it again.

Ohh yeah, Panzers aren't going to work but goddamnit a prissy fucker on a horse can!

2006-10-30 18:18:43

#24

Ganko_06: Laughter with an S; +167|6903|Camoran's Paradise

Who the hell said he'd have horses? Put him charge of the US military.

2006-10-30 18:19:45

#25

INFERNO552: One shot wonder; +62|6698|canada

dennis rodman

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