EVOLUTION = BS! says Chuck Norris

2006-10-25 09:53:59

#1

IRONCHEF: Member; +385|6747|Northern California

That's right! Eat it you science goobs! Chuck Norris has Ironchef's back!

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10/25/chuck-norris-facts/

And don't you dare flame me or Chuck will pop out of your computer screen and burn you with his m203 flame thrower!

2006-10-25 09:57:52

#2

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7067|Nårvei

Chuck Norris sucks ass, MacGyver FTW !!!!

Edit : As suspected - no Chuck Norris appeared you fool !

Last edited by Varegg (2006-10-25 09:59:06)

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-10-25 10:00:14

#3

jonsimon: Member; +224|6752

Pfft, chuck norris is so last semester.

2006-10-25 10:04:05

#4

Agent_Dung_Bomb: Member; +302|6993|Salt Lake City

Spawn as support > Chuck Norris gets 'naid spammed (over, and over, and over...)

2006-10-25 10:05:00

#5

IRONCHEF: Member; +385|6747|Northern California

uh huh..the TRUTH hurts...like a Chuck Norris beard burrowing in your chest before fists pop out of that beard and sock you in the lungs removing your last breath....

me and chuck = the utlimate god warriors! lol

Last edited by IRONCHEF (2006-10-25 10:05:15)

2006-10-25 10:06:30

#6

IRONCHEF: Member; +385|6747|Northern California

Varegg wrote:
Chuck Norris sucks ass, MacGyver FTW !!!!

Edit : As suspected - no Chuck Norris appeared you fool !

He doesn't do flat panel monitors, only CRTs. But you just wait...a knock will come at your door soon...and that beard ain't gonna be santas...

2006-10-25 10:08:48

#7

[RDH]Warlord: Quakecon Attendee; +17|6915|SLC, Utah, USA

M203 flame thrower....?

2006-10-25 10:09:36

#8

golgoj4: Member; +51|7031|North Hollywood

chuck norris = fired. Christians dont believe in gravity u know....

2006-10-25 10:11:36

#9

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|6909|pimelteror.de

how can someone deny, what science proved? damn christian conservatives (they are western taliban)

2006-10-25 10:13:54

#10

IRONCHEF: Member; +385|6747|Northern California

[pt] KEIOS wrote:
how can someone deny, what science proved? damn christian conservatives (they are western taliban)

Woohoo! You won the 'I have no sense of humor' contest! Well done!

And for the record, evolution and big bang science can easily co-exist by most christian's thinking. Also, I'm liberal so go read some Chuck Norris truths and be happy now.

2006-10-25 11:15:37

#11

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6838|SE London

IRONCHEF wrote:
[pt] KEIOS wrote:
how can someone deny, what science proved? damn christian conservatives (they are western taliban)
Woohoo! You won the 'I have no sense of humor' contest! Well done!

And for the record, evolution and big bang science can easily co-exist by most christian's thinking. Also, I'm liberal so go read some Chuck Norris truths and be happy now.

They can indeed. But not to any form of young Earth creationism - which is even more stupid than the others.

Modern Christian beliefs have evolved to encompass modern scientific discoveries. If you ask me, all these discoveries and the frantic changing of doctrine by the Catholic church go to show that Christianity is not right. Since religion has been wrong about so many things, why not all the other things too?

2006-10-25 11:22:35

#12

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6736|Somewhere else

Im a big fan of promoting something thats old news. I still love the Chuck facts no matter how lame they're getting. But this, "its funny, its cute" is bullshit. What a pretentious prick. God chose eh? prove it.

2006-10-25 11:29:34

#13

Riddick51PB: Member; +21|6765|Lincoln.ne.us

Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

2006-10-25 11:32:16

#14

IRONCHEF: Member; +385|6747|Northern California

Chill out mang! Even the Chuck can have his beliefs. or should he not? And why does he need to prove it? Would ANY of you science ONLY minded people believe a relgious person if they could prove it? The bible has pointed out many things that would happen, but it also says that even though there will be signs in heaven (the sky) and in the earth, the people will wax cold and remain in disbelief. I will go ahead and believe that prophesy.

But this isn't a biblical or religious debate. It's meant to poke fun at me based on my posting history and recent polling showing me to be the craziest liberal on the boards...it's not even right to keep it here as it is not a debate...should be moved to junk drawer.

2006-10-25 11:46:12

#15

IRONCHEF: Member; +385|6747|Northern California

Riddick51PB wrote:
Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

Wow, haven't seen that in a while. In reality, I worship Bruce Lee. It'd be cool to see how he would do (in his prime in the 70's) in an UFC fight today. Would he really be fast enough? I don't doubt his floor game or his grappling and limb manipulation would be a problem...and NO wrestler/jiu jitsu master could shoot in fast enough to grab his legs.

And further, Chuck norris is probably just like any other loser black belt. It's funny how people think being a black belt in karate (or 2nd or 3rd degree dan) means something compared to real fighters, asian style or not. I remember in high school yanking some ass out of his house (he answered the door when i knocked as i had a beef with him over my girlfriend, yadda yadda) and beating the shit out of him...even though he was a kenpo instructor (2nd degree blackbelt) at a popular karate school. i was scared until i saw him getting rammed into the side of his house by the head. lol i thought i'd get my ass kicked..but the dude didn't parry, kata, jump or kick once.. he landed a hit to my chest....

anyway, thanks for the video...bruce pwns all.

2006-10-25 12:30:47

#16

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6794|Long Island, New York

Yes, because we all know Chuck Norris has a degree in the sciences.

2006-10-25 14:34:31

#17

Masques: Black Panzer Party; +184|6979|Eastern PA

Poseidon wrote:
Yes, because we all know Chuck Norris has a degree in the sciences.

In the beginning God made the heavens and the earth...and Chuck Norris.

2006-10-25 17:33:55

#18

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6662|North Carolina

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the universe into a big bang. It was his intelligent design that made all of existence. Of course, to him, this passage of time seemed like a mere 7 days. And on the 7th day, he rested.

2006-10-25 17:36:15