The difinative guide to noob spotting

2006-10-19 17:24:03

#1

AtomicMoose: Member; +18|6418

Don't get me wrong, theres nothing wrong with noobs. Its the stupid ones who you want to watch out for. And watching you should be, for these in particular....

1. Nadetillery
Usually occurs on inf only maps where a fully fledged noob unleashes a barrage of grenades... into a wall and has a TK fest.

2. Shotgun- Sniping
Watch out for the engineer lying prone 50m away blasting the air with a shotgun. Then stab him in the face while he reloads and wonders where it all went wrong.

3. Sniper killers
This is just about every idiot who walks up to a sniper any spammmmmms medi or ammo at him until he gets shot for being a twat. It gives away the snipers position to the world. Who come knocking.

4. Lemming- Hoping
A twist on bunny hoping which ends up with the noob falling off a wall or a building whilst doing so.

5. Any sniper lying down in the middle of a road.

6. *Dead* *Clear* *Dead* *Clear* and so on...
Leave me alone!

7. Using the word pwned. Ever.

8. *We have lost control of an outpost*
ARTILLERY ARTILLERY ARTILLERY. Yes that actually work. Im sure that flag is now terrified. As for the guy in the vod who is now on the other side of the map, maybe the artillery could have been put to better use.

9. *Enemy Boat Spotted*

There. Open season...

2006-10-19 17:34:36

#2

Strngs012: Could I have 10,000 marbles please; +40|6436|Florida

AtomicMoose wrote:
9. *Enemy Boat Spotted*

I'm guilty of that one, but it's still funny. Especially on Mashtur City.

2006-10-19 17:44:54

#3

AtomicMoose: Member; +18|6418

Its not funny and its not clever. But neither is waiting till an engineer reloads and then stab him in the face. So I can't judge.

2006-10-19 18:03:42

#4

DirtyMexican: I knife Generals; +278|6555|Search Whore killing fields

10. "whats the commander screen button?"

2006-10-19 18:04:35

#5

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6540|...

AtomicMoose wrote:
Don't get me wrong, theres nothing wrong with noobs. Its the stupid ones who you want to watch out for. And watching you should be, for these in particular....
....

8. *We have lost control of an outpost*
ARTILLERY ARTILLERY ARTILLERY. Yes that actually work. Im sure that flag is now terrified. As for the guy in the vod who is now on the other side of the map, maybe the artillery could have been put to better use.
....

There. Open season...

Unless you drop a supply crate to keep them there longer (especially armor will) right before the arty.

Last edited by jsnipy (2006-10-19 18:04:49)

2006-10-19 18:07:24

#6

1800fist4u: Member; +0|6419|Albury, Australia

Does anyone fall for that anymore?

2006-10-20 09:56:39

#7

Todd_Angelo: Leukocyte; +336|6644|Warlord

Call me cynical but I'm not going to give much weight to a "definitive guide" where definitive is spelled wrongly

2006-10-20 10:12:16

#8

Seaneroo: Member; +12|6676

You mean incorrectly.

2006-10-20 12:28:03

#9

Todd_Angelo: Leukocyte; +336|6644|Warlord

Seaneroo wrote:
You mean incorrectly.

Same thing.

It would have been incorrect if I'd used the common idiom "...where definitive is spelled wrong" but, just as incorrect is a synonym of wrong, wrongly and incorrectly, both adverbs, are synonyms.

There, that's more detail than you really wanted isn't it?

2006-10-20 12:28:53

#10

Mr.H@x0r: Member; +54|6529

enemy noob spotted

2006-10-20 12:30:14

#11

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6667

11.) making a thread like this

2006-10-20 12:41:22

#12

TuataraDude: Member; +115|6540|Aotearoa

jsnipy wrote:
AtomicMoose wrote:
Don't get me wrong, theres nothing wrong with noobs. Its the stupid ones who you want to watch out for. And watching you should be, for these in particular....
....

8. *We have lost control of an outpost*
ARTILLERY ARTILLERY ARTILLERY. Yes that actually work. Im sure that flag is now terrified. As for the guy in the vod who is now on the other side of the map, maybe the artillery could have been put to better use.
....

There. Open season...
Unless you drop a supply crate to keep them there longer (especially armor will) right before the arty.

I like doing that as well. Call an arty strike on their armour, then drop a crate. They think to themselves "Oh goody, a crate" and sit there till the arty hits them. Doesn't always work, but it is fun when it does.

2006-10-20 12:45:48

#13

Fragboy: Member; +9|6619|Massachusetts, USA

Well I am all that more stupid for having read this thread, lol.

2006-10-20 12:51:17

#14

buLLet_t00th: Mr. Boombastic; +178|6460|Stealth City, UK

From someone who joined the forums yesterday.................................

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