Just had a fairly amusing time on the 2F4Y airmaps server. Some guy in the mig spent about 10 minutes trying to shoot me (F15) down on Cleansweep. I kept alternating my altitude and then pulling a loop starting from ~450, hitting the top at 850, flaring and then stratorunning. He got very frustrated and repeatedly called me a "stalling nub" which was blatantly not true. I'm guessing he just refused to take the chance to top out his loop in case he stalled and so he just assumed that I flew off to the moon. I'm a bit of a one-trick pony in jets when it comes to dogfighting and I know I'm not a great pilot, so of course I'm going to play to my strengths when I'm getting chased by a fighter.
He has a v.2 account name so I guessed that he is probably some wannabe pro whiner. To annoy him I said "it's called stratorunning, noob" knowing that he likely knew this. He spent another couple of minutes slagging me off for no reason. He finally shot me down after nearly a full map of me doing exactly the same thing to avoid his missiles, including a few times where I had two missiles behind me but I managed to shake them. During that time I got behind him a few times and got a few missiles on him, but didn't manage to take him down (sob, sob).
Now, I managed to get the F-18 (a jet I hate) and tried to shoe him in the cock, but it turned out he was actually a decent pilot. He got me a couple of times, then he killed me F-18 versus J-10 on Daqing two times, so fair play: he's obviously better at dogfighting than me because I can't do shit in the F-18, but he killed me using it. After that it was one way traffic on Daqing because he had a fighter and I could only get the bomber. After he was killing me regularly he stopped typing abuse at me, so I guess he was just frustrated on Cleansweep.
Anyway, the moral of this post is that wannabe pro chimps really ought to hold their tongue because it makes them look like crybaby dumbasses, especially when they're being thwarted by a 'no skill pub nub' flying the second most hittable jet in the game. If it bothers them so much, they should just stick to 1v1ing on wake. I used to see exactly the same sort of people playing CS:S and nothing gave me more satisfaction than using the autoshotty on them because I knew it'd make them boil over and rage quit
His name was AkaorcramV.2, btw. Good pilot, but christ, shut up already.
He has a v.2 account name so I guessed that he is probably some wannabe pro whiner. To annoy him I said "it's called stratorunning, noob" knowing that he likely knew this. He spent another couple of minutes slagging me off for no reason. He finally shot me down after nearly a full map of me doing exactly the same thing to avoid his missiles, including a few times where I had two missiles behind me but I managed to shake them. During that time I got behind him a few times and got a few missiles on him, but didn't manage to take him down (sob, sob).
Now, I managed to get the F-18 (a jet I hate) and tried to shoe him in the cock, but it turned out he was actually a decent pilot. He got me a couple of times, then he killed me F-18 versus J-10 on Daqing two times, so fair play: he's obviously better at dogfighting than me because I can't do shit in the F-18, but he killed me using it. After that it was one way traffic on Daqing because he had a fighter and I could only get the bomber. After he was killing me regularly he stopped typing abuse at me, so I guess he was just frustrated on Cleansweep.
Anyway, the moral of this post is that wannabe pro chimps really ought to hold their tongue because it makes them look like crybaby dumbasses, especially when they're being thwarted by a 'no skill pub nub' flying the second most hittable jet in the game. If it bothers them so much, they should just stick to 1v1ing on wake. I used to see exactly the same sort of people playing CS:S and nothing gave me more satisfaction than using the autoshotty on them because I knew it'd make them boil over and rage quit
His name was AkaorcramV.2, btw. Good pilot, but christ, shut up already.
Last edited by Arnie_Ze_Austrian (2008-11-02 13:51:03)
