Because that's Xenu's job.Ikarti wrote:
Why doesn't Bush just declare himself Eternal Leader of the Omniverse?
I think you'll find the universe is ruled by the Merciless Ming, so Bush can't have it. Not too sure who runs the Omniverse though, so I guess he could have that...
America Sucks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMERICA SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMERICA SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!