BF2S Forums Are you homophobic?

SkoobyDu wrote:

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3327 … 5sqxv5.gif Took a long time but I did it

Nothing like blowing ones e-penis eh loonitic???

Well it did around 450 fucking hours!

Zimmer you have a PM

^ I was talking about that with a friend earlier in the day, and it made me wonder about the homophobia thing.

And no I'm not, have a lot of gay friends infact.

Loonitic Has Cake!!!!! Wooooooo!!!!!

I couldnt help but post this. But there is a guy at my school, who is sort of my friend and he is, to a certain extent, gay. But when he sits next to me in class, I cant concentrate what so ever. Whenever his hand goes beanath the table, I find myself trying so hard not jump out of my seat because I could swear that hand is gonna be on my knee soon...

So Mr.Mullet, youre not alone...

you fuckin homophobes.

BattlefieldMedic. you should make the first move.. this will either:

a) disprove he's gay and land you with a broken nose and the safety of knowing he's not likely to pull you off under the table any time soon.
or
b) get you a handjob in class.


like Mullet's situation.. this is also Win/Win

The Magic Mullet wrote:

BattlefieldMedic wrote:

I couldnt help but post this. But there is a guy at my school, who is sort of my friend and he is, to a certain extent, gay. But when he sits next to me in class, I cant concentrate what so ever. Whenever his hand goes beanath the table, I find myself trying so hard not jump out of my seat because I could swear that hand is gonna be on my knee soon...

So Mr.Mullet, youre not alone...

That's quite worrying, maybe you should sellotape your compass to your knee so if he does actually touch your leg he'll regret it.

Thats some proper boy scout trap skills you have their mullet boy, is your role model Baden Powell by any chance?

Instead of a compass (which can be hard to find sometimes) why not buy a poisonous snake and tie it to your leg?
When questioned (perhaps by a cloakroom monitor or dinner lady) simply state "Its one of those new belts from Prague innit". Further questions can be answered by venom in the eyes.

A lad in my woodwork class when I was at school used to use the hydraulic pumps to squirt water on his balls during the lesson. The engineering behind the contraption was quite genius.

mrchinchin25 wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

BattlefieldMedic wrote:

I couldnt help but post this. But there is a guy at my school, who is sort of my friend and he is, to a certain extent, gay. But when he sits next to me in class, I cant concentrate what so ever. Whenever his hand goes beanath the table, I find myself trying so hard not jump out of my seat because I could swear that hand is gonna be on my knee soon...

So Mr.Mullet, youre not alone...

That's quite worrying, maybe you should sellotape your compass to your knee so if he does actually touch your leg he'll regret it.

Thats some proper boy scout trap skills you have their mullet boy, is your role model Baden Powell by any chance?

Instead of a compass (which can be hard to find sometimes) why not buy a poisonous snake and tie it to your leg?
When questioned (perhaps by a cloakroom monitor or dinner lady) simply state "Its one of those new belts from Prague innit". Further questions can be answered by venom in the eyes.

Or just say "It's me cock, stop looking you dirty old trout"

DonFck wrote:

[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH wrote:

Homo's go home--o!!      ENEMY FAG SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another forum poster expressing new levels of maturity!

new levels?

same pointless waste of space i see from all of his posts really..

oh..

what?

you were being sarcastic?

damn..

wow, i see some people hav no sense of humour at all, and i've noticed that about this forum, everyone trying to patronize each other, get one over on the post before, its pathetic, i think you should all grow up. thse forums arent real life, but some people tell their life story n stuff. its sad really when ya think about it, from one post to another its flame all before them. 12 year olds trying to be all intellectual and stuff, its quite unbecoming.

If a gay guy puts his hand on my leg I'll push him away and tell him no.

But then, if a woman I find unattractive does the same thing I'll react the same way.

DonFck wrote:

[=][=]DADDYOFDEATH wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Another forum poster expressing new levels of maturity!

so its not funny? lmao, get a life, its a joke post god dammit, i have gay friends that i have a great laugh with/ and no they not after daddy's ass. so dont try to patronize me with your maturity crap please. thank you.

No.

You were not funny. Regardless of you having gay friends or not, my comprehensive analysis of your post above (2 seconds or less) unveils homophobic tendencies in you. Especially the immediate "get a life, its a joke post god dammit"-insecurity response.

Gay or not gay, who the fuck cares. It's not like gay men would be total assmasters constantly sticking stuff in each others rectums and sucking dicks in public. Leave that to the freaks.

end.

Grow up friend. This isnt a lesson teaching daddy a thing or 2. It was a joke response nothing more. Just grow up. And btw, who mentioned gay men bieng assmasters? certainly not me.You sure its not you with the homophobic views?