Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6514|Bournemouth, South England
I like to touch myself in the bathing suit area, or smoke a ciggy and crack open another beer. Maybe a combination of all three, the load takes 30 seconds, the "Verifying Client Data" takes several years.
DeCon_1
Member
+16|6527|Atlanta, Georga U.S.A.
Don't have time for anything, loads to fast.
Cerberus666
Member
+4|6560
blink
DeCon_1
Member
+16|6527|Atlanta, Georga U.S.A.
You could say that
alien-DSW-Gen
Hates snipers and says the "F" word a lot
+72|6680|Houston, Texas

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

masturbate
nlsme
Member
+48|6421|new york
sing "better run bitches,the nisms coming to kill you, better run and hide ima fucking kill you all"in a loud obnoxious opera voice while wifey is on the phone(as usual)to give them something to talk about and keep her out my hair till the next load
jermyang
I've Seen the Saucers.
+38|6746|Norcal, usa
rock out on my uber awesome les paul
Nino-Uk
Member
+1|6410|London, UK
Wondering how many times I die before I get an actual kill.....

(yes I am that bad)
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6499|Connecticut

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

masturbate
My computer can't handle BF2 and porn at the same time....... i tried.
Malloy must go
Storgie
how about this thread for whiners
+15|6581|federal way washington
play solitare on my palm
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6499|Connecticut

Dex Luther wrote:

he_who_says_zonk wrote:

Dex Luther wrote:

I usually take the time to talk to my girlfriend (yes I have one... Jealous?) not too much though. If I talk to her too much then it usually ends up with kissing, touching, groping, PC getting turned off, and us running to the bed room trying not to trip and/or run into things as we take our clothes off on the way.

It's fun and all, but really slows the ranking up process a lot. It also explains why I've only got about 100h of time logged and I've had the game since release.
Dude you make it sound like a bad thing. "Fuckin girlfriend (uh.. pun?), now I get hardly any gaming in!"
I sure as hell won't be gaming much once I move in with my gf. (yes I have one too! zing!)
It's far from being a bad thing lol
This goes to both of you......enjoy it while she is a "girlfriend", cuz eventualy they turn into *sigh* wives. And then my friends you will be in the "what do you do when your wife is up your ass" forum. And the answer will be......Battlefield 2. Good luck.
Malloy must go
Kanye North
randy
+80|6471
i go get something to drink. watch tv, then put my hands down my pants for warmness.
47man
Member
+46|6430|Cali
I play with the twirling 2.... I make it loop around spawn points and then when i get bored i take a piss.
Kanye North
randy
+80|6471
good joke who are you kidding. do you mean wrap it around the small spawnpoint dot arount once?
theknuck
It's pronounced Knuck, like in Knuckle!!
+45|6618|balls
i meant work on my booger tree that clings to  the wall next to my pew pew, oddly enough it's in the shape of a very large "2".
luckeydogg
Member
+35|6536|C:/system32/pimp.exe
Didnt expect this many postings...  Now I have to go & give all of you karma....  ARGH!
cosworth1983
Member
+21|6491|Enschede / Netherlands
In the 25 seconds i have to wait,   i normally try to fix myself a bigass joint,    but i never get one finished,  so ill be AFK for the first 6 minutes of the round  .

Greetz
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|6700|Howell, Mi USA

cosworth1983 wrote:

In the 25 seconds i have to wait,   i normally try to fix myself a bigass joint,    but i never get one finished,  so ill be AFK for the first 6 minutes of the round  .

Greetz
Jeez dude, it takes that long to roll one? I use a bowl, much faster.

I usually just watch the loading bar and play with the spinning 2. Or use the short time to have a quick cigarette or get a beer or pop. My shit loads kinda fast so theres not much time for alot. Don't mind being afk for a minute or two at the start.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
Angel.C-sq
Member
+24|6694|Computer Chair
Watch the bar fly to 62%, wait a bit and press Join game.
Invaderzim
Chicken wing?
+49|6455|Newcastle NSW Australia
2142 loading screen is cool, i play super mario with the mech and the backgroud image of the level:)
ReTox
Member
+100|6505|State of RETOXification
I go bowling.
BlokieBF2
Member
+11|6658
I go for a smoke
cosworth1983
Member
+21|6491|Enschede / Netherlands

Cbass wrote:

cosworth1983 wrote:

In the 25 seconds i have to wait,   i normally try to fix myself a bigass joint,    but i never get one finished,  so ill be AFK for the first 6 minutes of the round  .

Greetz
Jeez dude, it takes that long to roll one? I use a bowl, much faster.

I usually just watch the loading bar and play with the spinning 2. Or use the short time to have a quick cigarette or get a beer or pop. My shit loads kinda fast so theres not much time for alot. Don't mind being afk for a minute or two at the start.
OK maybe 5 minutes then,   but the joints i roll are big,    very big,  have my own plants,  so unlimited supplies

Greetz
HellGuard99
Member
+2|6531
basically scratch my dick, eat, drink, punch my keyboard screaming "LOAD UP U BASTARD!" and humming to the loading theme >_>'
montypythizzle
Member
+21|6609

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

masturbate
damnit i just kinda twiddle around and then when i get tired of loading bf2 i just go to pr0n

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