lolspawnofthemist wrote:
i cant believe no one's said this already.
HOLY SHIT!
Umm... It's more like the exorcist. I think I have a demon inside me. yep. sure do.... brb
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
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Umm... It's more like the exorcist. I think I have a demon inside me. yep. sure do.... brb
no alcohol should make you have the squirts for that long you may have a bug in your stomach or a stomach flu now you need to go to the doctor.
Last edited by The#1Spot (2006-10-10 16:46:47)
Thats not that much poo....At work some one had explosive poo poo in the URINAL......poor little mexican janitor lady, when she got in there to clean up the "poopie" as she said it, she looked like a damn marshmellow with arms. Funniest god damn thing I ever saw.
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Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
aim in the general direction of your neighbors front door.
nothin like a spattered front door in the mornin. lol.
nothin like a spattered front door in the mornin. lol.
Go find somebody you hate and use their doorstep as a bathroom in the middle of the night. Thats some pwnage right ther.
thats... just what i said...
One time at the cinema I was watching some movie. I had eaten a lot of spicy food for the past week and I had a bit of a stomach bug to boot. So at the end of the film I had to shit real bad. Long line for the stall. I finally get in and fire a spray-paint like fart before dumping out a brown, chunky substance. It looked almost corrosive, as if it was made by Satan himself. Wiped, flushed, and there was a huge shit stain on the toilet bowl. I left and was washing my hands... and nearly burst out laughing at the expression of the kid that went in after me!
EDIT: It was kind of a "WTF IS THIS HUMAN?!" expression
EDIT: It was kind of a "WTF IS THIS HUMAN?!" expression
Last edited by ExecutionerStyle (2006-10-10 17:45:37)
Sounds like a bad case of the flying shits - don't know which end to to stick in the toilet
If nothing works find one of those little Karma suck-ups of yours and cork-it-up
Seriously - go see a doctor! These guys in the forums would tell you beating off would cure your problem.
If nothing works find one of those little Karma suck-ups of yours and cork-it-up
Seriously - go see a doctor! These guys in the forums would tell you beating off would cure your problem.
I had that very same thing once.. and i swear.. Masturbation cured it within 3 hours.
its a connection between your prostate and your rectum you see.
its a connection between your prostate and your rectum you see.
OMG spawn, IT WORKED! I went home,smeared peanut butter all over my ass, and masterbated furiously for 3 hours, and this morning when I woke up, I shat my first log in like 4 days. And boy was it a zinger! I think I've been cured!spawnofthemist wrote:
I had that very same thing once.. and i swear.. Masturbation cured it within 3 hours.
its a connection between your prostate and your rectum you see.
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I dunno if it's been said or not, but try Imodium A.D. That'll make you constipated for a few days. I always use that with bad hangovers and I'm back to shitting solid in no time.
I think it is fitting that the last poster in this thread has "ass" in his name, don't you? -- OrangeHound
I think it is fitting that the last poster in this thread has "ass" in his name, don't you? -- OrangeHound
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