The Magic Mullet
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Is it a good life skill if you can fit your entire fist into your mouth? I'm just writing my CV, wondering if I should include it.

Thanks in advance.
joker3327
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Does that include the thumb???
DoctorFruitloop
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I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard.
joker3327
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DoctorFruitloop wrote:

I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard.
Why.......could you not spit it at the boss instead.....keyboards are hard to fix sheesh
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
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joker3327 wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard.
Why.......could you not spit it at the boss instead.....keyboards are hard to fix sheesh
It's my keyboard, shitty wireless Logitech but it's better than the Dell one I had originally and it means I can lie back in my chair and still type.

And my boss is a director so I don't think he'd take kindly to a Gold Blend shower!
The Magic Mullet
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DoctorFruitloop wrote:

joker3327 wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard.
Why.......could you not spit it at the boss instead.....keyboards are hard to fix sheesh
It's my keyboard, shitty wireless Logitech but it's better than the Dell one I had originally and it means I can lie back in my chair and still type.

And my boss is a director so I don't think he'd take kindly to a Gold Blend shower!
Gold Blend shower? Doubtful.

Gol-den shower? Tha's more like it...

....errr.....

I'll go.
joker3327
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Cool......traffic or Art???? anyway back to the tread........seeing as you always put your foot in it...why would you fist be noteworthy.....even if it does include the thumb  ??
13rin
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The Magic Mullet wrote:

Is it a good life skill if you can fit your entire fist into your mouth? I'm just writing my CV, wondering if I should include it.

Thanks in advance.
Only if you're a chick.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
SkoobyDu
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joker3327 wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard.
Why.......could you not spit it at the boss instead.....keyboards are hard to fix sheesh
True we have a whole department dedicated to such practises...
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6800|Doncaster, UK
CV should say, "Able to put whole foot in mouth, and regular do!"

Apparently some people get off on that. Toe Cheese Sex FTW!
SkoobyDu
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DoctorFruitloop wrote:

joker3327 wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard.
Why.......could you not spit it at the boss instead.....keyboards are hard to fix sheesh
It's my keyboard, shitty wireless Logitech but it's better than the Dell one I had originally and it means I can lie back in my chair and still type.

And my boss is a director so I don't think he'd take kindly to a Gold Blend shower!
Golden Showers??? What sort of a forum are we in???




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SkoobyDu
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The Magic Mullet wrote:

DoctorFruitloop wrote:

joker3327 wrote:


Why.......could you not spit it at the boss instead.....keyboards are hard to fix sheesh
It's my keyboard, shitty wireless Logitech but it's better than the Dell one I had originally and it means I can lie back in my chair and still type.

And my boss is a director so I don't think he'd take kindly to a Gold Blend shower!
Gold Blend shower? Doubtful.

Gol-den shower? Tha's more like it...

....errr.....

I'll go.
Foot in mouth? You get my foot up your arse in a minute....!!! My young padowan - Now get the brews in Biatch!!!
Vub
The Power of Two
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Index » Debate and Serious Talk » Serious Question
Are you sure it's a serious question?

I'm really not sure whether or not you're truly serious about this, but in case you are, no it's not a good life skill. In fact, putting it in a CV would degrade its seriousness as well.

Last edited by Vub (2006-10-10 06:29:20)

DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6800|Doncaster, UK
Did you know that empolyers take the top half of all the CVs they receive for a job and bin them because "they are the unlucky ones"

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-10-10 06:30:41)

joker3327
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Vub wrote:

Index » Debate and Serious Talk » Serious Question
Are you sure it's a serious question?

I'm really not sure whether or not you're truly serious about this, but in case you are, no it's not a good life skill. In fact, putting it in a CV would degrade its seriousness as well.
Oh!..... how do you recall emails???
The Magic Mullet
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Vub wrote:

Index » Debate and Serious Talk » Serious Question
Are you sure it's a serious question?

I'm really not sure whether or not you're truly serious about this, but in case you are, no it's not a good life skill. In fact, putting it in a CV would degrade its seriousness as well.
Are you sure?

I know a lad who got a job just because he could fart the themetune to Blockbusters.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
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The Magic Mullet wrote:

Vub wrote:

Index » Debate and Serious Talk » Serious Question
Are you sure it's a serious question?

I'm really not sure whether or not you're truly serious about this, but in case you are, no it's not a good life skill. In fact, putting it in a CV would degrade its seriousness as well.
Are you sure?

I know a lad who got a job just because he could fart the themetune to Blockbusters.
What job was he applying for????? The mind boggles.
The Magic Mullet
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DoctorFruitloop wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

Vub wrote:

Index » Debate and Serious Talk » Serious Question
Are you sure it's a serious question?

I'm really not sure whether or not you're truly serious about this, but in case you are, no it's not a good life skill. In fact, putting it in a CV would degrade its seriousness as well.
Are you sure?

I know a lad who got a job just because he could fart the themetune to Blockbusters.
What job was he applying for????? The mind boggles.
President of the United States.

He got the job aswell, you may know him.
The Magic Mullet
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DoctorFruitloop wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

Vub wrote:

Index » Debate and Serious Talk » Serious Question
Are you sure it's a serious question?

I'm really not sure whether or not you're truly serious about this, but in case you are, no it's not a good life skill. In fact, putting it in a CV would degrade its seriousness as well.
Are you sure?

I know a lad who got a job just because he could fart the themetune to Blockbusters.
What job was he applying for????? The mind boggles.
President of the United States.

He got the job aswell, you may know him.
DoctorFruitloop
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^^^ LOL +1
The Magic Mullet
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Another serious question along a slightly different track. Who would you say is the world's greatest superpower. USA, China, Korea or Google?

I'll be honest, I think Google will own each and every one of us by Christmas.
SkoobyDu
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The Magic Mullet wrote:

Another serious question along a slightly different track. Who would you say is the world's greatest superpower. USA, China, Korea or Google?

I'll be honest, I think Google will own each and every one of us by Christmas.
And the secret owners of google are...

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Vub
The Power of Two
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The Magic Mullet wrote:

Vub wrote:

Index » Debate and Serious Talk » Serious Question
Are you sure it's a serious question?

I'm really not sure whether or not you're truly serious about this, but in case you are, no it's not a good life skill. In fact, putting it in a CV would degrade its seriousness as well.
Are you sure?

I know a lad who got a job just because he could fart the themetune to Blockbusters.
Yes I am positive. I'm even more confused now if you were serious about the question. My mind boggles too.

The Magic Mullet wrote:

Another serious question along a slightly different track. Who would you say is the world's greatest superpower. USA, China, Korea or Google?

I'll be honest, I think Google will own each and every one of us by Christmas.
Google will become a fad/trend/fashion/cyberculture superpower. USA is the world's greatest technological superpower as well as political. China and the US are the world greatest economic superpowers.
The Magic Mullet
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Vub wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

Vub wrote:

Index » Debate and Serious Talk » Serious Question
Are you sure it's a serious question?

I'm really not sure whether or not you're truly serious about this, but in case you are, no it's not a good life skill. In fact, putting it in a CV would degrade its seriousness as well.
Are you sure?

I know a lad who got a job just because he could fart the themetune to Blockbusters.
Yes I am positive. I'm even more confused now if you were serious about the question. My mind boggles too.

The Magic Mullet wrote:

Another serious question along a slightly different track. Who would you say is the world's greatest superpower. USA, China, Korea or Google?

I'll be honest, I think Google will own each and every one of us by Christmas.
Google will become a fad/trend/fashion/cyberculture superpower. USA is the world's greatest technological superpower as well as political. China and the US are the world greatest economic superpowers.
Yes.
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Your girlfriend has a talent like that, but you should already know that................or do you?

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