1) HEY! Broad come here and cut ma steak for me!
2) You're fat.
3) Pay for it yourself.
Lol idk what do u guys think.
2) You're fat.
3) Pay for it yourself.
Lol idk what do u guys think.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6699
1. It's a woman's job/duty.
2. You're a bitch.
3. You're ugly.
ranked from worst to not as bad but still bad.
2. You're a bitch.
3. You're ugly.
ranked from worst to not as bad but still bad.
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1) you belong in the kitchen
2)you are a dirty cumslut
3) you are a whale
girls are really emotional. if you have any enemies who might happen to be girls, say these things to them.
2)you are a dirty cumslut
3) you are a whale
girls are really emotional. if you have any enemies who might happen to be girls, say these things to them.
1) your pussy stinks (whilst giving her head)
2) fucking you is like fucking a bag full of air
3) you couldnt suck a dick even if you took lessons
2) fucking you is like fucking a bag full of air
3) you couldnt suck a dick even if you took lessons
This is one someone actually said to a girl i work with - "Hey, you`d be quite fit if your arms weren`t so hairy, can i get you a drink"
1.) you have no ass
2.) you wanna fuck
3.)Im leaving you because im gay
2.) you wanna fuck
3.)Im leaving you because im gay
1.Nice beard, Sue.
2.I thought you said your body was "average" sized. You never said "for an
elephant".
3.I'm sorry I didn't mention that I've got AIDS. But hey! I'm here now, so
let's shag.
2.I thought you said your body was "average" sized. You never said "for an
elephant".
3.I'm sorry I didn't mention that I've got AIDS. But hey! I'm here now, so
let's shag.
ha ha ha, yeh, after sleeping with her just say "i have aids, btw..."
worst thing she could hear.
worst thing she could hear.
Um yeah...that'd be really fucked to hearFFLink13 wrote:
ha ha ha, yeh, after sleeping with her just say "i have aids, btw..."
worst thing she could hear.
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Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
1. Your sister/mom/bestfriend was better
2. Change the sheets then leave
3. Go out the window, I don't want my buddies to know you were here.
One more
4. Its not going to suck itself
2. Change the sheets then leave
3. Go out the window, I don't want my buddies to know you were here.
One more
4. Its not going to suck itself
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1. Stay home bitch
2. But she just all of a sudden showed emm, not my fault!
3. You should work out more often
2. But she just all of a sudden showed emm, not my fault!
3. You should work out more often
I swear it was an accident...she slipped, fell, and landed on my dick (slim shady)
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
1. I'll only hang out with you at night
2. I have aids
3. suck my dick
2. I have aids
3. suck my dick
1. Can I touch your boobs?
2. Wanna get high?
3. Wanna fuck?
2. Wanna get high?
3. Wanna fuck?
/failcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
1. Can I touch your boobs?
2. Wanna get high?
3. Wanna fuck?
"wanna get high?" has got me laid several times. sry~
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Err... How about: Wanna become a parent.King_County_Downy wrote:
/failcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
1. Can I touch your boobs?
2. Wanna get high?
3. Wanna fuck?
"wanna get high?" has got me laid several times. sry~
much bettercyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Err... How about: Wanna become a parent.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
1. Post sex: That 100 € / $ from the bet with my buddies, don't even make the sex with you better.
2. Pre sex: Don't get your clothes off, I need to do it and i wanna finish quickly.
3. While sex: Damn, I forgot about the A-Team. (Pull your dick out, and run to the TV)
2. Pre sex: Don't get your clothes off, I need to do it and i wanna finish quickly.
3. While sex: Damn, I forgot about the A-Team. (Pull your dick out, and run to the TV)
This one's pretty bad
"Have you considered plastic surgery?"
And also:
You: "I didn't know you're pregnant! Congratulations!"
Her: "Err, I'm not."
Plus don't forget
"What do you mean it's your birthday?"
"Have you considered plastic surgery?"
And also:
You: "I didn't know you're pregnant! Congratulations!"
Her: "Err, I'm not."
Plus don't forget
"What do you mean it's your birthday?"
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1. You: Hey Sally!
Jennifer: Did you just call me "Sally?"
You: uh...
2. DAAAAAYEM!!!! ARE THEM THINGS REAL?????
*SsSsSsSSSSssssSSSSsssSSSSssLAP*
From the movie Rat Race:
Dude: Excuse me M'am
*bartender turns around*
Dude: Oh I'm sorry, heh heh, i thought you were a woman!
Bartender: I am ...
Dude: ....
Jennifer: Did you just call me "Sally?"
You: uh...
2. DAAAAAYEM!!!! ARE THEM THINGS REAL?????
*SsSsSsSSSSssssSSSSsssSSSSssLAP*
From the movie Rat Race:
Dude: Excuse me M'am
*bartender turns around*
Dude: Oh I'm sorry, heh heh, i thought you were a woman!
Bartender: I am ...
Dude: ....
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1. How old are you? *with a look of disbelief when she tells you* Cause you look alot older.
2. How much do you weigh? *again with the disbelief look.
3. Call her a cunt.
2. How much do you weigh? *again with the disbelief look.
3. Call her a cunt.
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When are you due? (when not pregnant)
It was only meaningless, exhausting, frantic, animistic sex, I don't love her like you.
Can you put this nappy on me and feed me milk please.
It was only meaningless, exhausting, frantic, animistic sex, I don't love her like you.
Can you put this nappy on me and feed me milk please.
1 blow me bitch!
2 wanna fuck?
3 (you) hey emma (her) my names holly!!!!!
2 wanna fuck?
3 (you) hey emma (her) my names holly!!!!!
1) Yes that does make you look fat
2) Why want kids? Your already fat enough
3) *On Anniversary* Happy Anniversary of the day i lost all my freedom.
2) Why want kids? Your already fat enough
3) *On Anniversary* Happy Anniversary of the day i lost all my freedom.
whos actually married here? lol