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2006-10-06 17:01:10
The_Shipbuilder
Stay the corpse
+261|6752|Los Angeles
[GOP]Maf54 [teamkills] [GOP]HouseSpeaker_GoBears
[GOP]Maf54 [teamkills] Fordham_and_eggz
[GOP]Maf54 [teamkills] [GOP]ReynoldsNYC
[GOP]Maf54 [teamkills] [GOP]Shimkiss_mah_azz
[GOP]Maf54 [teamkills] [GOP]Giant_Boehner
[GOP]Maf54 [teamkills] [GOP]RaNdOm_dude
[GOP]Maf54 has died.
HouseSpeaker_DaBearz:"WTF?!!???"
Maf54: Sorry, my bad.
Maf54 has disconnected from the server.
Fordham_and_eggz: LOL mods I told you he was gonna TK why didn't you ban him then
HouseSpeaker_DaBearz: STFU noob
Fordham_and_eggz has been banned from the server (No swearing).
[GOP]ReynoldsNYC: Bears there was a team PM I saw it but not a mod so I told Maf54 to stop
[GOP]Shimkiss_mah_azz: QFE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ me too
HouseSpeaker_DaBearz: I didn't see shit
HouseSpeaker_DaBearz: There were lots of PMs I must have missed it
HouseSpeaker_DaBearz: MUST HAV BEEN CAPPING FLAGS UNLIKE YOU SMACKTARDS
Democrats have captured the House checkpoint.
Democrats have captured the Senate checkpoint.
HouseSpeaker_DaBearz: QUIT BITCHING AND CAP SOME FLAGS JESUS
[GOP]RaNdOm_dude has initiated a mutiny vote against [GOP]HouseSpeaker_GoBears.
[GOP]RaNdOm_dude has been banned from the server (No swearing. PS mods are everywhere.).
[GOP]Giant_Boehner: Great all we have left is the WhiteHouse
[GOP]Shimkiss_mah_azz: If that wasn't an upcap we'd probably lose it too
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r [artillery] [GOP]HouseSpeaker_GoBears
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r [artillery] Fordham_and_eggz
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r [artillery] [GOP]ReynoldsNYC
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r [artillery] [GOP]Shimkiss_mah_azz
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r [artillery] [GOP]Giant_Boehner
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r [artillery] [GOP]RaNdOm_dude
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r: LOL
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r: baserape bitchezzzzzzz
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r: doesn't feel so good when it happens to you huh
[GOP]RaNdOm_dude: I knew this would happen
[GOP]HouseSpeaker_GoBears: Yeah we were winning until Maf54 TKed us all
[GOP]ReynoldsNYC: QFE ^^^^^^^^^
[GOP]Shimkiss_mah_azz: re ^^^^^^^^^
[Dem]Polosi_ya_l8r: ROFLMAO
2006-10-06 17:03:16
Ikarti
Banned - for ever.
+231|6961|Wilmington, DE, US
Lol +1
2006-10-06 17:05:57
IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6743|Northern California
Dude, you're a genius!  Well done!  +1

giant boehner... sweet!  i always laugh when the news anchors say "bayner" because that's what sounds better and that's how stupid americans mispronounce german names.  oe is more a "ur" sound..danke schoen is not donka shane..it's shurhn.  but whatever!~  +1

Last edited by IRONCHEF (2006-10-06 17:07:38)

2006-10-06 17:32:01
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6720
Don't get it but still funny. I'd say its more of BF2 chatter than debate and serious talk though.
2006-10-06 17:51:48
SuperSlowYo
slow as you go
+124|6812|Canaduhhh.. West Toast
lol that is funny... you got too much spare time i think lol
2006-10-06 17:59:19
The_Shipbuilder
Stay the corpse
+261|6752|Los Angeles

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

Don't get it but still funny. I'd say its more of BF2 chatter than debate and serious talk though.
No this is definitely serious talk - I'm just trying to speak the kids' language.

The interesting thing that's happening here, in all seriousness, is that if the Republicans lose the House and the Senate, they're going to blame the Foley thing. They're already starting to talk about it as though it were the final nail in the coffin as can be read in the MSNBC article I linked to in the OP:

MSNBC article on the Foley fallout wrote:

"If we don't turn this around, we face the serious threat of losing the gavel and of Nancy Pelosi becoming speaker," a House Republican committee chairman said in an interview Wednesday evening. The veteran GOP lawmaker said that he had warned his senior aides to prepare for the worst.

...

A member of the conservative House Republican Study Committee agreed that the Foley crisis could wipe out the GOP majority. "This could be the last thing -- the straw" that breaks the camel's back, he said in an interview. "For members who have tight races, this is just one more hurdle they have to clear."

...

"The repercussions of [Foley's] horrible decisions are harming other people," added Rep. Patrick McHenry, R-N.C. "Individual members cannot control the quality of their own campaign." And McHenry conceded that his party's political prospects were already dicey. "As House Republicans this year, we have a small margin of error within which to operate," he said. "We can't have many mistakes."

...

"We were making progress; there was some voice and lift to the Republican message," said veteran party strategist Bill Greener. "Instead this [Foley scandal] has become the content and focus of the political discussion."
It's actually a very long interesting article. Also quotes some people who speculate that the Foley thing could hurt Republicans a lot more than the Lewinsky thing hurt Clinton.

Also puts it into context of some pas underage sex scandals:

MSNBC article wrote:

In an interview, former Rep. Matt Salmon, R-Ariz., contended that Republican voters have a much lower threshold for misbehavior than do Democrats. Salmon pointed to the 1983 scandal involving two lawmakers, Reps. Gerry Studds, D-Mass., and Daniel Crane, R-Ill., whom the House censured for engaging in sexual relations with 17-year-old pages.

Studds never apologized or expressed regret for having had sex with a boy, and he was re-elected six times before he retired in 1996. Crane, on the other hand, pleaded in a House floor speech for his wife and children to forgive him, but voters booted him out of office anyway in 1984.

"There weren't any Democrats that I recall who said ..., 'That guy [Studds], what a disgrace -- the guy should have gone to prison. He had sex with an underage child. He should have gone to prison.' Instead, he gets re-elected to Congress. Yet now, there is all this righteous indignation," Salmon said. "You saw what happened to Crane -- he tried to run again, but ... Republicans won't put up with it. In the Democrat Party, there seems to be a lot more tolerance for sexual indiscretion than there is in the Republican Party."

Other experts draw a sharp distinction between the misconduct involving Crane and Studds and Foley's wrongdoing. "In Crane's case, the story was about Crane. In Studds's case, the story was about Studds. In this case, the story is about the Republican leadership," Rohde said. "In the earlier cases, nobody charged that leadership knew what was going on."
2006-10-06 20:50:33
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|7023|PNW

IRONCHEF wrote:

Dude, you're a genius!  Well done!  +1

giant boehner... sweet!  i always laugh when the news anchors say "bayner" because that's what sounds better and that's how stupid americans mispronounce german names.  oe is more a "ur" sound..danke schoen is not donka shane..it's shurhn.  but whatever!~  +1
Heh. We've had more than our share of foreigners who mispronounce our names, words and places.


But the OP brings to mind this skit:

What if WW2 had been fought online? wrote:

It would probably look something like this:


*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-10-06 20:51:21)

2006-10-06 22:53:27
The_Shipbuilder
Stay the corpse
+261|6752|Los Angeles

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

But the OP brings to mind this skit:

What if WW2 had been fought online? wrote:

It would probably look something like this:


*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
Yep, totally the source of inspiration

 

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