Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|6807|Orlando, FL - Age 43
A touching story of the kindness of man and the connection between man and beast.

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large thorn deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Based on an urban legend, but funny all the same.
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6519|Montucky
Roflcopter..
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6547|Doncaster, UK
ROFL, very funny. +1 sir!

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-10-02 09:20:19)

NuShadow
Captain Fantastic
+24|6484|woodbridge, VA
That story definately changed fast
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6520|Adelaide, South Australia

this is like most of Fancy's posts, only more violent
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|6748|The United Center
I wish I had an elephant.
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6550|Southeastern USA
i pee me panties!!!
DaZeD863
Member
+11|6552
+1 lmfao
Simon
basically
+838|6659|UK

ThomasMorgan wrote:

I wish I had an elephant.
Blue whale > Elephant
_The.Don_05
Im super serial
+58|6584|England
That was...well...violent. +1 though for sheer bluntness.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6530|Global Command
Your all +ing Darth to try and curry favor with the mods. Shame on you!


1+ for you Darth
ddenholm67
DanForth Teh Pwnzer
+53|6557|Scotland
what a turning point.
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|6807|Orlando, FL - Age 43

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

this is like most of Fancy's posts, only more violent
Hehe, thnx...sort of. I got it from my e-mail....I wonder if that is his source.

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