Why don't we reinstate the draft too! Send us liberal and non-right aligned fucks over to Iraq to fight in a pointless war! To make things fair, we'll get rid of student deferments and "Letters from daddy!"
Oh, it'll be great to play in the sand while Arabs shoot various firearms of Russian manufacture at us. This time around if you try to dodge to Canada, not only can the government bring you back, but they can claim your unwillingness to fight is AIDING the enemy! Then you win a all expense paid trip to a secret location in Eastern Europe!
GOD I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!
Oh, it'll be great to play in the sand while Arabs shoot various firearms of Russian manufacture at us. This time around if you try to dodge to Canada, not only can the government bring you back, but they can claim your unwillingness to fight is AIDING the enemy! Then you win a all expense paid trip to a secret location in Eastern Europe!
GOD I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!