pure_beef_69
Banned
+186|6667
1. N00b
2. Novice
3. Expert

1. n00b
Rank: First sergeants and below
Servers: Any server
Common signs:

Every round low score,
When being attacked runs and shoots rather than goes prone,
Stands infront of jets,
When a gunner in a heli fails to use TV guided missiles on large targets such as tanks, instead shoots them with machine gun.
TK's for anything
Does not understand squads
Likes the words "hey" and "nice shot"

2. Novice
Rank: First sergeant and above depending on player
Servers: Wake and City maps
Common Signs:

Good Average score,
Has mastered vehicles and will fly often
Usually medic or support
Will sometimes eject n00bs from helis, jets using the M95
Begins to learn the advantages of squads although will still smurf often
Likes the words "Haxor" and "N00b"

3. Expert
Rank: Often higher ranks but can be found from First sergeant and above.
Servers: Flying Maps and City maps
Common Signs:

Often found in armoured ground vehicles, Jets or Helis
Will Not hesitate to switch teams
Gets a great score on each round
Has mastered each weapon
Works always in squads that have more than Four players in the squad
Likes the words "STFU N00b" "Unlucky" "let me fly"
Loves to jump around
Sticks to a particular server

4. Pure_beef
Rank: First sergeant or higher
Servers: Tries to Avoid Karkand, any server
Common signs:

Gets best Squad every round
Is the Best in the Game


Now this is not to say everyone is like that but i know a lot who are like this, i now class myself as novice to expert, even though my stats arn't great the way i play now is far different.

Last edited by pure_beef_69 (2006-09-30 07:01:29)

Sgt_Sieg
"Bow Chicka Bow Wow." The correct way.
+89|6796
thanks.
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6777|United States of America
I classify myself as expert .
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6714
I am teh expert foo. I get to play maybe once every two weeks due to dissconections. But when I finish a round I rub those noob faces in the dirt that I just shat in. Suck on that beefy boyo.
explosivo
Banned
+262|6664
i think going prone is the daftest thing you should do while being shot at.

here i am, i'm just lying here, ffs shoot me.

or run round your prone opponent and kill fuck out of them.
Capt. Foley
Member
+155|6609|Allentown, PA, USA
Well according to that Im a expert, but I think youi need another class above expert or something. Also about the ranks...I swear to god the best heli gunners I get are gunnery sgt.
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6543
im a noob
=W=GeneralSherman
Banned
+83|6578
i believe im classified as expert
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6491
I class myself as expert then by your very vague guidelines. I'm sure quite a few people here would be able to take me down with relative ease, but I tick all of your expert criteria ;P. Like everyone I have my bad days though... don't want to talk about those- haha!
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
224th R0ck3tpack
Hostile pansy spotted!
+8|6450|NH
I like the words, "nice shot", but I am certainly no noob! Why must you be a noob for complimenting a nice hit?
explosivo
Banned
+262|6664

Uzique wrote:

I class myself as expert then by your very vague guidelines. I'm sure quite a few people here would be able to take me down with relative ease, but I tick all of your expert criteria ;P. Like everyone I have my bad days though... don't want to talk about those- haha!
Agreed

most of those bad days were when i was daft enough to spawn on the carrier on Wake.
Master*
Banned
+416|6516|United States
lol Loves to jump around
Ganko_06
Laughter with an S
+167|6666|Camoran's Paradise
I think I'm an expert.  I always play flying or 24/7 City maps.  However, I have never said 'Noob' EVER.  And I do say 'nice shot' on occasion when I get counter-sniped from across the map.
Master*
Banned
+416|6516|United States

Ganko_06 wrote:

I think I'm an expert.  I always play flying or 24/7 City maps.  However, I have never said 'Noob' EVER.  And I do say 'nice shot' on occasion when I get counter-sniped from across the map.
judging by your stats....

EDIT: 512 suicides??? u like killing yourself are you emo bf2 player?.

Last edited by Masterstyle (2006-09-28 16:15:36)

KevMunro
Bring a Towel
+8|6452|Brisbane
I'm a novice...

...Though I get in the top 8ish every round, and I'm not fantastic with all aspects of the game so far, my stats are horrible. I think I was a n00b a little too long.
specops10-4
Member
+108|6764|In the hills
By the super official criteria of this totally well educated (lol, terrible grammer that i dont feel like changing!) and thoroughly thought through descriptions of the 3 levels of BF2: N00B, Novice and expert.  I lie under expert, however there are a few weapons I am not good at (amazingly I cannot do shit with the AK101, not that the AK101 sucks) and I play wake Island.

I also play Gulf of Oman fairly often.

Last edited by specops10-4 (2006-09-28 16:25:02)

NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6490

Duh, you forgot one stage... The NooBesT stage. How could you that to me? I'm very dissapointed.
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
Havazn
Member
+39|6715|van.ca
I'll put myself in as expert minus the, jumping around, using the term "noob" and sticking to a particular server.
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6642|Gold coast, Aus.
hmm.....i cant be expert. i am not in vehicles enough.

proud to say, luie colonel with 18% of kills in vehciles

but totally expert (other then words like STFU N00b lol.....i say let me fly a bit so they can gun.)

Last edited by gene_pool (2006-09-28 17:10:06)

majorassult
I <3 ak101
+307|6684|under there hayousaidunderwear
Io ho una experta!
greenhaven
Member
+47|6487
I'm a noob, but I don't TK for anything or force TK's. I also once hit another helo with the TV, and an APC in water. I also use squads, and I do pretty well on servers, if I know the map well.
AH1Z SOCOM GHOST
Member
+32|6664|Minnesota
Shit Im still a noob. Oh well.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6584|British Columbia, Canada
I'm a expert..

although you say novice sticks with wake, and experts stick to flying maps..

wake is a flying map..


And i usually come in within the top 5 every round..
Choclot
Member
+21|6563
I rank you as a retard
sgt.sonner
the electric eel has got me by the brain banana
+146|6554|Denmizzark!!
Stfu noob!!

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