I use this:
Poll
Do you crumple or fold?
| I crumple the toilet paper | 38% | 38% - 80 | ||||
| I fold the toilet paper | 50% | 50% - 105 | ||||
| I use leaves! | 5% | 5% - 11 | ||||
| I play BF2, I'm so bad I don't use anything! | 5% | 5% - 11 | ||||
| Total: 207 | ||||||
it's easier to chew if you fold it
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Could we start a sub-poll; who inspects the paper before doing any of the poll choices?
Who cares if your shit touches your fingers when you wipe. Your supposed to wash afterwards anyways. The real question is who doesn't wash then goes right back to the dinner table?
Nope i inspect once i have wiped.folding is the way forward!ATG wrote:
Could we start a sub-poll; who inspects the paper before doing any of the poll choices?
Yeah, but he used the time to make sure he doesn't have shit on his hads. Time's a lot cleanerStrngs012 wrote:
You've got way too much time on your hands.Homeschtar wrote:
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8233 … ingef2.jpg
This detailed diagram, created by me, clearly shows that crumpling leaves more distance between the feces and the hand. Therefore, crumpling is superior. Right click and 'View Image' to see the diagram more clearly.
Folding is still the way it was meant to be! Just have to buy some high end expensive paper, no cheap ass stuff that's really just really thick air packed in a plastic bag...
You don't need to fold or crumple, just use 3 good quality sheets. 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish.
Bare hand...that way you get a real feel for how much poo is left to be removed. Plus, if you can't get that last little bit out, just reach in with a finger and get it. Not to mention the savings on TP. And then when you're done, just wipe your hand off on a towel...or you could wash your hands if you want to.
leaves BITCHES!
Wow this thread's old.
I do a cross pattern. Crumple, then fold over. Repeat.
I do a cross pattern. Crumple, then fold over. Repeat.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Fold.
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I stil fold none of you can change it.
There are layers so you don't get and Sipage.
Always been a folder.
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It's not the distance that matters, it's the mass of paper.Home wrote:
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8233 … ingef2.jpg
This detailed diagram, created by me, clearly shows that crumpling leaves more distance between the feces and the hand. Therefore, crumpling is superior. Right click and 'View Image' to see the diagram more clearly.
If you crump it, it's mostly air.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
we are talking about the paper right.jkohlc wrote:
mine NEVER ripsMongoose wrote:
totally agree, folding FTWRosse_modest wrote:
It does if u use low end toilet paper. I'm a high end folder. Only seen the kind that rips 2 or 3 times in my entire life.
Man that just reminded me of a great quote from the newspaper
"gay sex splits bishops"
Also has anyone ever had it when you go to wipe with cheap toilet paper and your finger goes through and right up your bumhole?.....
errrrrrr me neither
errrrrrr me neither
Yay red dwarf quote, well kinda.EricTViking wrote:
You don't need to fold or crumple, just use 3 good quality sheets. 1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish.
I watch too much tv i blame the internets.
folding, crumpling is sick because the shit could fly off at any moment.
Fold.
Folding, cause then if you go about it right, you never get any shit on your hand plus you can often refold and get 2 whipes out of one TP round
i agree. i pull a couple times crumble wipe. ive folded it before. gets all over the hands and shit lol lmaoMorbiD.ShoT wrote:
Crumple.
It would take too much time to fold it and be neat about it. Plus why would you wanna be neat about toilet paper, It's going on your asshole anyway.
Crumple ftw!!! this has earned a place in my threads of honor
~sigh~ This great forum that once debated fighting tactics or spent days solving the worlds problems has now degraded into arguing over what is the best way to wipe. These threads make me sad.
I fold.
I fold.