Poll

Which flag should New Zealand have?

The Current Flag17%17% - 19
Hundertwasser's Koru flag4%4% - 5
Tino Rangatiratanga flag4%4% - 5
Kind-of striped flag.1%1% - 2
Silver Fern flag11%11% - 13
Southern-cross/Silver Fern flag28%28% - 31
Tyferra's flag31%31% - 35
Total: 110
Pocshy2.0
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Honestly, 90% of these are pretty cool, so I think the country will come away from this with its head held high. Not sure what the ISIS copy-cat fear is. Is every black and white flag now off limits?
SuperJail Warden
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All you have to do is add a Shahada to the black flag and boom you got a flag for the Islamic State of New Zealand. If you want a black flag, you have to stick a hammer and sickle some place on it so no gets confused about your religious affiliation.

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2015-08-12 11:28:28)

https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
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Pocshy2.0
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

All you have to do is add a Shahada to the black flag and boom you got a flag for the Islamic State of New Zealand. If you want a black flag, you have to stick a hammer and sickle some place on it so no gets confused about your religious affiliation.
Let's be honest here. If ISIS wants to rip-off your flag, they will. It doesn't matter which design you choose. I think they have enough creativity to figure out how to photoshop a flag.
uziq
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jesus christ, 5 pages.

just choose a fucking flag already. nobody cares.
Ty
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It has taken way longer than it's needed to I agree, it's not the five pages so much as the nine years it's been since I started this thread.

As for basic design principles, I can take them or leave them. Having to restrict yourself to three colours, simple geometric patterns... gets kind of boring. And let's be honest, New Zealand is a tiny insignificant country with an inferiority complex, a flag that differs from the norms makes sense to me.
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Jay
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Ty wrote:

It has taken way longer than it's needed to I agree, it's not the five pages so much as the nine years it's been since I started this thread.

As for basic design principles, I can take them or leave them. Having to restrict yourself to three colours, simple geometric patterns... gets kind of boring. And let's be honest, New Zealand is a tiny insignificant country with an inferiority complex, a flag that differs from the norms makes sense to me.
https://www.teaofutah.org/wp-content/uploads/Pride-Flag.jpg
Here.
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War Man
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coke wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Should just take the American flag, remove the stars, and out a big white leaf in the blue area. Boom you got yourself a flag to be proud of.
But there aren't 13 colonies in New Zealand.
Doesn't need to have 13 stripes necessarily, look at Liberia's flag.
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coke
Aye up duck!
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War Man wrote:

coke wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Should just take the American flag, remove the stars, and out a big white leaf in the blue area. Boom you got yourself a flag to be proud of.
But there aren't 13 colonies in New Zealand.
Doesn't need to have 13 stripes necessarily, look at Liberia's flag.

Yes but why the fuck would New Zealand want or have a copy of the American flag, what have they got to do with each other?
In case of Liberia the flag was deliberately similar to reflect the fact that they were former American slaves...
Jay
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coke wrote:

War Man wrote:

coke wrote:


But there aren't 13 colonies in New Zealand.
Doesn't need to have 13 stripes necessarily, look at Liberia's flag.

Yes but why the fuck would New Zealand want or have a copy of the American flag, what have they got to do with each other?
In case of Liberia the flag was deliberately similar to reflect the fact that they were former American slaves...
Because everyone wants to be us, duh
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coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6710|England. Stoke

Jay wrote:

coke wrote:

War Man wrote:


Doesn't need to have 13 stripes necessarily, look at Liberia's flag.

Yes but why the fuck would New Zealand want or have a copy of the American flag, what have they got to do with each other?
In case of Liberia the flag was deliberately similar to reflect the fact that they were former American slaves...
Because everyone wants to be us, duh
Oh yeah I keep forgetting, my bad.
Ty
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The final four alternatives have been released.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Kyle_Lockwood's_New_Zealand_Flag_(alt_1).svg

https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130415010755/althistory/images/4/4c/Kyle_Lockwood's_New_Zealand_Flag.svg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/NZ_flag_design_Black_%26_White_Fern_by_Alofi_Kanter.jpg/640px-NZ_flag_design_Black_%26_White_Fern_by_Alofi_Kanter.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/NZ_flag_design_Koru_(Black)_by_Andrew_Fyfe.jpg

Two of them are not surprising - the Lockwood flag in black/white/blue/red, and the Lockwood flag in red/white/blue. They've consistently been polling as the favoured two and a preference vote means they can be put up against each other without splitting the vote.

The other two surprised me a little. Both black and white designs, one fern and one koru, (spiral.) The motifs and colours didn't surprise me as much as which ones they chose. I feel there were some better ones. Short of that they could have given us some variety. Either way it's given me an easy job to rank them, (which will be in the order I posted them, though I may switch around the last two.)
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Cybargs
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you guys are still missing a star
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Ty
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Fuck Epsilon Crucis.
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DrunkFace
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How did the all blacks silver fern not make it?

But anyway, of those 4 the last one by miles. But saying that I'd still stay with your current flag.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Or just correct your current one with the 5th star

Last edited by DrunkFace (2015-08-31 16:43:32)

Cybargs
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Ty weren't you a member of the NZDF and don't you have an obligation to fight against the enemies of the crown
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coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6710|England. Stoke
Again bloody ungrateful colonials we let them use our flag and this is the thanks we get
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3721

coke wrote:

Again bloody ungrateful colonials we let them use our flag and this is the thanks we get
you guys still have the flag of Hawaii
https://hawaiiflag.facts.co/hawaiistateflagof/HawaiiFlagPicture4.png
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
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Cybargs wrote:

you guys are still missing a star
They ARE the star.

The second one
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Ty
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Cybargs wrote:

Ty weren't you a member of the NZDF and don't you have an obligation to fight against the enemies of the crown
Still am officially though I haven't done anything with the NZDF for years. Union Jack isn't the crown through, it's just the UK. The Queen has her own flag. Not that I'd piss on it if it were on fire of course.

Jay wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

you guys are still missing a star
They ARE the star.

The second one
Second star to the right and straight on till morning. New Zealand is Neverland, which may suggest why it's often omitted from world maps.
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globefish23
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Ty wrote:

Second star to the right and straight on till morning. New Zealand is Neverland, which may suggest why it's often omitted from world maps.
Admit it, New Zealand has slipped off the edge of the world disc decades ago, and all the sheep and humans have been evacuated to a patch of land in Australia.
And now that you Kiwis are living so close to the Aussies, your flags are confused on a daily basis, which is why you are changing it.
uziq
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I fucking hate New Zealand. you guys have endemic child abuse, domestic violence off the charts, major drug problems in your less well off... and for the last few years the most you've discussed in the 'serious talk' board about your tinpot country is your fucking flag design.

oh yeah or how Australia chooses to govern and handle its social issues.

NZ: go fuck yaselves

Last edited by uziq (2015-09-01 00:26:37)

Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Ty wrote:

The final four alternatives have been released.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Kyle_Lockwood's_New_Zealand_Flag_(alt_1).svg

https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130415010755/althistory/images/4/4c/Kyle_Lockwood's_New_Zealand_Flag.svg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/NZ_flag_design_Black_%26_White_Fern_by_Alofi_Kanter.jpg/640px-NZ_flag_design_Black_%26_White_Fern_by_Alofi_Kanter.jpg

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5098/5593811550_117ff0e702_b.jpg
I don't know, why does NZ even need a flag? Its not as if they have a navy.
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Ty
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uziq wrote:

I fucking hate New Zealand. you guys have endemic child abuse, domestic violence off the charts, major drug problems in your less well off... and for the last few years the most you've discussed in the 'serious talk' board about your tinpot country is your fucking flag design.

oh yeah or how Australia chooses to govern and handle its social issues.

NZ: go fuck yaselves
I'm the only New Zealander who discusses Australian social issues though. Because it relates to my job. I'd discuss New Zealand social issues but as the only New Zealander on here it'd be a pretty one-sided conversation. Unless you want to discuss it with me Zeek instead of just trying to bait me.

Nice rant though. A lot of truth in it too sadly.
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Ty
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A new challenger appears...

https://41.media.tumblr.com/d5069466bdfd715bb4315ac92ade352d/tumblr_inline_nt5zp15r8O1qbuymk_1280.jpg

In the aftermath of the four-flag short list it appears one that wasn't chosen is being backed by a groundswell of support. It is called 'Red Peak' which sounds like a reference to some Soviet spy program but whatever, it's not a bad design and makes a Hell of a lot more sense as a flag than the other four.

Unfortunately it seems it's too late. The Prime Minister says it won't be added because it would involve changing the law around the flag referendums. Forgetting the fact that as Prime Minister he could do that if he wanted to. Either way it hasn't seemed to quell the support for the newcomer.

Personally I think if people want the option to vote for this design than let them. The flag consideration panel had a chance to pick four we could vote on and by all accounts they were shit at it. Why not include the one popular with the public? If it's all just a blast of noise from the social media echo chamber it won't win the first preference vote and won't matter anyway so what's the harm?

I would be happy with Red Peak and would vote for it over the colonial thing. I've read the reasoning behind it and it's solid.

Most importantly though I think this flag and the fiasco surrounding it perfectly represents New Zealand's capacity to band together to make a difference only once it's too late for it to matter.
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