l41e
Member
+677|6690

Edit: Ahahaha. Someone's sure the master of the snappy comeback. Got an (anonymous, of course) message literally 20 minutes ago (this thread is a year and two-thirds old, with no new posts for nearly as long) from some guy who I was probably referring to below insulting my KDR: it's below 0.9. Which is a rather odd criteria, meaning that the anonymous person's KDR is probably between 0.9 and 1, as why not tell me that my KDR is less than 1? Nice, round number?

Hmm. Nice to know comedy lives on - though, we seem to have unintentional comedians here.

0-9
1337: Adjective describing the poster

A
Adapt: What other people have to do

B

C
C4: Explosive charges designed to be thrown and stuck to friendly and enemy vehicles alike
Claymore: M18A2 Claymore anti-personnel mine, requires more skill to use than any other weapon in BF2
Counter-Strike: What BF2 should be like and also shouldn't be like at the same time
CS: Shorthand for Counter-Strike

D
Dying: What people other than the poster do

E
Emo: Emotional condition certain people may enter when complaining

F
Fag: Anyone who disagrees with the poster
Fix: A gameplay change that caters to the poster's playing style

G
GG: Interjection used when the poster fears that someone arguing with him/her is about do discredit him/her

H

I
I: Most important letter in the alphabet

J

K
Kill: What the poster does

L
L33t: Adjective describing the poster
Leet: Adjective describing the poster
Legitimate complaining: Any complaining that the poster or anyone who agrees with the poster does

M
Mofo: See "Fag", "N00b", "Noob", and "Nub"

N
Nerf: A gameplay change that does not cater the the poster's playing style
N00b: Anyone who disagrees with the poster
Noob: Anyone who disagrees with the poster
Nub: Anyone who disagrees with the poster

O
OMG: Interjection that must be used at the beginning of every post

P
Piss off: What other people should do

Q
QFT: "I agree with this person"

R
Real life: What BF2 should be like and also shouldn't be like at the same time, see "Counter-Strike"

S
Skill: Required by anything the poster does
STFU: Interjection said to anyone who disagrees with the poster

T
The way BF2 was meant to be played: The way the poster plays

U
U: You (often used in conjunction with the sentence fragment "are a noob")

V

W
Whining: Any form of complaining, legitimate or otherwise, that disagrees with the poster

X

Y
Y: Why

Z

-Will be further updated as complaining continues.

Last edited by k30dxedle (2008-05-31 18:48:28)

liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6669|UK
B - bog off if you don't like it

and i get the feeling this is meant to be in patch chatter, no?
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6639|Seattle

You forgot

V-Vaginal sores: What whiners get frequently.

Last edited by King_County_Downy (2006-09-06 15:01:52)

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
l41e
Member
+677|6690

daves-box wrote:

boy someone needs a life...
5 minutes is not my whole life. Sorry.
Defiance
Member
+438|6713

This makes no sense.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6672|Washington, DC

X-xyrobowhineliec, a descriptor for the component in DNA that causes people to whine
-Solv3r-
Heia den som vinner!
+115|6599|Oslo, Norway
Actually, this was kinda funny!

+1
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6608|England

E
Exploits - something that only the long lasting players want because they refuse to adapt to play the game fairly and properly. See also "Whining"
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6603|Southampton, UK

T - For those Teabagging-sons-of-bitches
imdead
Death StatPadder
+228|6811|Human Meat Shield

King_County_Downy wrote:

You forgot

V-Vaginal soars: What whiners get frequently.
you mean "sores"
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6831|Singapore

F: A lot of people need to Fuck off and die.

I.e. 'Either you come up with a pertinent point or fuck off and die already!
DaReJa
BF2s US Server Admin
+257|6669|Los Angeles, California, US.

polarbearz wrote:

F: A lot of people need to Fuck off and die.

I.e. 'Either you come up with a pertinent point or fuck off and die already!
Ahh, You mean, FYAD.
Battlelog: DaReJa
MyBFi/BF3i Admin

AKA DanielRJ
GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6665|Camp XRay

King_County_Downy wrote:

You forgot

V-Vaginal soars: What whiners get frequently.
BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6831|Singapore

DaReJa wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

F: A lot of people need to Fuck off and die.

I.e. 'Either you come up with a pertinent point or fuck off and die already!
Ahh, You mean, FYAD.
Well, I guess.
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6608|England

polarbearz wrote:

DaReJa wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

F: A lot of people need to Fuck off and die.

I.e. 'Either you come up with a pertinent point or fuck off and die already!
Ahh, You mean, FYAD.
Well, I guess.
Would that be FOAD, not FYAD
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|6759|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
B
Bunny Hopping - Technique commonly used to avoid getting shot.  One of the most commonly bitched about aspects of the game, considered by some to be an exploit.

D
Dolphin Diving - See "bunny hopping".  Similar, but instead of merely jumping it also incorporates going prone.

*Note:  before flames start, I have no opinion on either of these two techinques, just posting my observations.
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6831|Singapore

Snake wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

DaReJa wrote:

Ahh, You mean, FYAD.
Well, I guess.
Would that be FOAD, not FYAD
Merely schematics.
Brissles
Member
+2|6554
Shame the poster is seemingly very poor at the game, and probably has a respectivley bad understanding of the game. As a lot of people know, it's not always skill, it's knowledge.

People can complain about Dice all they like, they're awful.
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|6608|England

Brissles wrote:

Shame the poster is seemingly very poor at the game, and probably has a respectivley bad understanding of the game. As a lot of people know, it's not always skill, it's knowledge.

People can complain about Dice all they like, they're awful.
Try looking at his stats. He plays pretty much solid AT. Hes not an armour slut nor a karkand medic whore.
Hes one of a few who does the dirty work and gets fuck all reward for it.

Think before you type.
Dusk_X2
Member
+6|6733|Kansas
OMG i h8 u all so very very much

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