The only race he's won this season has been when Ferrari ordered Massa to let Alonso overtake him, AFAIKFloppY_ wrote:
F1 joke?jay_courage wrote:
Fernando Alonso walked into a library and asked if they had any books on winning races in red cars.
The librarian replied, "Certainly sir, just wait there and I'll gift wrap it for you."
I don't get it
Sorry floppy, how about this onePrivateVendetta wrote:
The only race he's won this season has been when Ferrari ordered Massa to let Alonso overtake him, AFAIKFloppY_ wrote:
F1 joke?jay_courage wrote:
Fernando Alonso walked into a library and asked if they had any books on winning races in red cars.
The librarian replied, "Certainly sir, just wait there and I'll gift wrap it for you."
I don't get it
Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."
Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
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...jay_courage wrote:
Sorry floppy, how about this onePrivateVendetta wrote:
The only race he's won this season has been when Ferrari ordered Massa to let Alonso overtake him, AFAIKFloppY_ wrote:
F1 joke?
I don't get it
Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."
Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
Hmm,,
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Nope, ain't got shit
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Sure forth = fourth etc... but is that supposed to be funny?
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I thought it was amusing
Ok floppy, what about this?
A Guy sits down at a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him "You look very nice this evening".
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machines says "You look like shit mother fucker".
So the guy complains to the bar manager, and he says in reply:
"The peanuts are complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order"
A Guy sits down at a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him "You look very nice this evening".
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machines says "You look like shit mother fucker".
So the guy complains to the bar manager, and he says in reply:
"The peanuts are complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order"
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Don't try to make Floppy understand anything it's widely know he's quite retarded.
"Har Har"jay_courage wrote:
Ok floppy, what about this?
A Guy sits down at a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him "You look very nice this evening".
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machines says "You look like shit mother fucker".
So the guy complains to the bar manager, and he says in reply:
"The peanuts are complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order"
srsly, belongs in best worst joke thread
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Ok Mr funny man, this ones just for you
I feel empty inside, like part of my soul has been torn out. Every time I think of you, I still feel the pain of how you left me.
That was one hell of a shit.
I feel empty inside, like part of my soul has been torn out. Every time I think of you, I still feel the pain of how you left me.
That was one hell of a shit.
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So an Irishman walks out of a bar...
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
That's not true.ROGUEDD wrote:
So an Irishman walks out of a bar...
how is it not true? once they enter they can't get out?
They never walk out. They stagger.
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Or are carriedPrivateVendetta wrote:
They never walk out. They stagger.
Got a text message the other day from an unknown number which read:
"Your mums sucked my cock..."
Shortly followed by another text from the same number:
"This is my new number. love dad."
"Your mums sucked my cock..."
Shortly followed by another text from the same number:
"This is my new number. love dad."
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Check out the page source of North Korea's official web page Of The People.
http://www.korea-dpr.com/
*warning not the best, and not a joke
http://www.korea-dpr.com/
*warning not the best, and not a joke
I found an easter egg.
jay_courage wrote:
Got a text message the other day from an unknown number which read:
"Your mums sucked my cock..."
Shortly followed by another text from the same number:
"This is my new number. love dad."
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Hell, has anyone read the "reunification" page of the DPRK's site? Holy batshit-crazy Batman!
Actually, fuck it, the whole page is batshit crazy. To think there's an entire country brainwashed by that shit...
Actually, fuck it, the whole page is batshit crazy. To think there's an entire country brainwashed by that shit...
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
I was going through airport customs and I got asked "Do you have any firearms?"
Apparently, "What do you need?" wasn't the right answer.
Apparently, "What do you need?" wasn't the right answer.
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Classic
What's the difference between an angry man and a gay Arab?
Ones shaking a fist...
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My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word 'cunt'.
I suppose she's got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother's real name.
What's the difference between an angry man and a gay Arab?
Ones shaking a fist...
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My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word 'cunt'.
I suppose she's got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother's real name.
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So, a banana and a dildo were sitting on a nightstand, when the banana said:
"The fuck are you shaking for? I'm the one who's going to be eaten you dick."
"The fuck are you shaking for? I'm the one who's going to be eaten you dick."
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a slim American, a unique Chinaman and an Englishman with a massive cock walk into a bar and a Jew says, "Drinks are on me."
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My wife said that she's going to leave me.
But before she does, she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0.
That's nice of her, paying off my overdraft.
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My wife said that she's going to leave me.
But before she does, she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0.
That's nice of her, paying off my overdraft.
Dookie0119 wrote:
My wife said that she's going to leave me.
But before she does, she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0.
That's nice of her, paying off my overdraft.
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Does this joke insinuate that a "dildo" and "vibrator" are interchangeable terms?Eifa wrote:
So, a banana and a dildo were sitting on a nightstand, when the banana said:
"The fuck are you shaking for? I'm the one who's going to be eaten you dick."
...it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo...