SuperJail Warden
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Pochsy wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I sent my paperwork in today to become a real life cop.
What did that entail? Are there detailed background checks? I have bad memories of having to comb all my accounts for heinous shit.
I had to take a civil service exam. I then had to send a letter to police departments that requested more information to confirm I am still interested. That is what I had to due today.

I was almost a Border Patrol cop (!!!) but got disqualified at the polygraph portion.
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SuperJail Warden
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My dream is to be school cop. Since I used to be teacher, maybe they would station me in a high school. I would be much less likely to do something like this than an officer Jay would.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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i bet after a year in you'll be swangin' chairs with the best of them. It is a corrupt and immoral organization. Join the circus or your local church choir.

How will you reconcile being a catholic and a member of an oppressive force?
SuperJail Warden
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It's not oppression if its committed against non-Catholics.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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Pochsy wrote:

I want to believe there a higher standard...but you're right. I had some misguided hope that what I see of American cops from up here in Canada is just the worst.
It is. Ken thinks all cops are scum. There are far too many bullies and racists, but most cops do mean well.

Last edited by Jay (2020-05-28 19:06:37)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
KEN-JENNINGS
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Jay wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

I want to believe there a higher standard...but you're right. I had some misguided hope that what I see of American cops from up here in Canada is just the worst.
It is. Ken thinks all cops are scum. There are far too many bullies and racists, but most of them do mean well.
Cops are scum by way of occupation. Im sure there are many caring people who are in law enforcement in some capacity. I'm sure there were nice people just looking for a good day's work in the Gestapo too, but that doesn't remove the fact they were willfully supporting and benefitting from a corrupt and oppressive organization
SuperJail Warden
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I am only becoming a cop so I can get a teacher wife. All of the prettiest teachers are married to cops.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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You got cucked by a cop didn't you
SuperJail Warden
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No. Never. I want a loving and stable family to call my own.
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DesertFox-
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am only becoming a cop so I can get a teacher wife. All of the prettiest teachers are married to cops.
I know a former football player who became a cop and did marry a teacher. Hard to argue with this.
KEN-JENNINGS
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

No. Never. I want a loving and stable family to call my own.
Please don't beat your wife though, ok?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5596|London, England

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am only becoming a cop so I can get a teacher wife. All of the prettiest teachers are married to cops.
I hope you become a K-9 cop and your dog becomes your best friend.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am only becoming a cop so I can get a teacher wife. All of the prettiest teachers are married to cops.
I hope you become a K-9 cop and your dog becomes your best friend.
oh my God. Thank you so much. That is the nicest thing anyone here has said to me in awhile. You are a true friend, Jay.
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uziq
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DesertFox- wrote:

Let's come to a compromise with this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADdpLv3RDhA
unnamednewbie13
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

My dream is to be school cop. Since I used to be teacher, maybe they would station me in a high school. I would be much less likely to do something like this than an officer Jay would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPg-hlt0FYs
Wow he didn't even pass up the opportunity to throw her into another student. The camera panning past a kid in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles jacket really sets the mood. And the construction paper on the wall makes the set. "Algebra" arranged in a playful arc.

Blast from the past.

Need a fact check on if Tarantino "destroyed his career" over protesting this kind of stuff.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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uziq wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Still like Enigma, its in my top 10.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_OZaZ2dUE4

Does the video count as an art?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXYPRlVBas
Nope, her early stuff was great, not this.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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uziq wrote:

that aphex twin album is basically considered ground zero of an entire genre, and one of the most influential albums of recent times.
I think you'll find the Otis corporation is ground zero of that genre.

Did you have a 14.4 modem as a child? Maybe it was before your time and imprinted on you in the womb.

Maybe this will help you remember.

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uziq
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lol someone who likes tangerine dream being snooty about synth and drum machine music.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Tangerine Dream has a tune though.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Jay wrote:

I was there, and I was at one the first bonfires. We started with the mountains of pizza box trash and then tore down the plywood around the sound stages and started fire jumping. Was fun!
And you're wondering why people are setting Minneapolis on fire. Its fun!
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uziq
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every single song on that album has a melody. you’re going to have to try harder at this music criticism business.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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I dunno, I got over the beep-boop lyricless stuff you listen to when I was 14.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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The only music you should 'get over' is country and screamo
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Fuck Israel
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+641|3958

Dilbert_X wrote:

Jay wrote:

I was there, and I was at one the first bonfires. We started with the mountains of pizza box trash and then tore down the plywood around the sound stages and started fire jumping. Was fun!
And you're wondering why people are setting Minneapolis on fire. Its fun!
They are setting at least half a dozen cities on fire. Jay would have had a great time.
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