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uziq
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Larssen wrote:

Seems he ends up being the 50 y/o in a club, ew.
there are clubs for 50+ year olds in london. they're normally full of oily men buying russian teenagers very expensive drinks.

there are worse fates in this life.
SuperJail Warden
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Adams_BJ wrote:

D
I am sorry that is not correct. I assume you want another narrative. Be careful though. You may actually find yourself in a relationship with a real life version of my characters. And you don't want cuckolding and me on your mind, do you?
Larssen
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I occasionally peer over the wall of d&st and have concluded some 400 days ago you are all thoroughly insane and some of you weird me the fuck out
SuperJail Warden
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Larssen wrote:

I occasionally peer over the wall of d&st and have concluded some 400 days ago you are all thoroughly insane and some of you weird me the fuck out
You missed the days of 100 page monthly EE Chats. Imagine the Pandemic thread but with no rules. I miss it more than most things in my life.
Larssen
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there are rules?
SuperJail Warden
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Larssen wrote:

there are rules?
Debate and Serious Talk was much different back in the day. The mods tried to keep people on topic and you could easily get banned for now commonplace insults.
SuperJail Warden
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This forum's culture can best be described as post-apocalyptic. We are taking pot shots at each other in the trenches of a destroyed metropolis.
Larssen
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I always disliked forum moderation on these old boards, nine times out of ten unnecessary, misguided and incompetent.

Look at it as a revolution rather than an apocalypse. Freedum.

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SuperJail Warden
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Larssen wrote:

I always disliked forum moderation on these old boards, nine times out of ten unnecessary, misguided and incompetent.

Look at it as a revolution rather than an apocalypse. Freedum.
Completely correct.

How did you find this place by the way?
Larssen
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I travelled internet space and time.
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,037|5314|Little Bentcock

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

D
I am sorry that is not correct. I assume you want another narrative. Be careful though. You may actually find yourself in a relationship with a real life version of my characters. And you don't want cuckolding and me on your mind, do you?
I do.
uziq
Member
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

This forum's culture can best be described as post-apocalyptic. We are taking pot shots at each other in the trenches of a destroyed metropolis.
this forum is without doubt the weirdest social thing i do. it's an aberration even in my own life. some dumb habit. it's just too much fun to shoot the shit in this way on the internet. it's like one last oasis of wild pre-social media internet. every other site that has come to replace it, as well as the other usual apps/sites we use day-to-day, are just boring. i am tired of seeing my real life friends' pictures on instagram, their life updates on LinkedIn, their thoughts on facebook, their jokes on tik-tok, their hot takes on twitter, etc. it all just feels the same and inescapable.

though this isn't really anonymous or even semi-anonymous anymore, it has that 'forum persona' thing going on. i wouldn't even care to debate half the things i've discussed here, and at such endless fucking length, with my real-life friends.
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,037|5314|Little Bentcock

uziq wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

This forum's culture can best be described as post-apocalyptic. We are taking pot shots at each other in the trenches of a destroyed metropolis.
this forum is without doubt the weirdest social thing i do. it's an aberration even in my own life. some dumb habit. it's just too much fun to shoot the shit in this way on the internet. it's like one last oasis of wild pre-social media internet. every other site that has come to replace it, as well as the other usual apps/sites we use day-to-day, are just boring. i am tired of seeing my real life friends' pictures on instagram, their life updates on LinkedIn, their thoughts on facebook, their jokes on tik-tok, their hot takes on twitter, etc. it all just feels the same and inescapable.

though this isn't really anonymous or even semi-anonymous anymore, it has that 'forum persona' thing going on. i wouldn't even care to debate half the things i've discussed here, and at such endless fucking length, with my real-life friends.
This website has been my homepage for nearly the entirety of my existence here. I can't seem to shake it.
SuperJail Warden
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Adams_BJ wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

D
I am sorry that is not correct. I assume you want another narrative. Be careful though. You may actually find yourself in a relationship with a real life version of my characters. And you don't want cuckolding and me on your mind, do you?
I do.
Very well then.

After the pandemic is over Australia holds a bunch of "first responder" rallies and events to thank their heroes. As a firefighter, you are invited. At your local rally you meet a young lady cop and hit it off. You two start dating and things get pretty serious. You can imagine a future together. But one day you get a Facebook message from a stranger. It's from a middle aged woman claiming to be the wife of your girlfriend's police partner. The wife shows you text between the two indicating they're having an affair. You confront your girlfriend and she confesses. Turns out you were cucked.
You break up with police officer once she tells you her partner is leaving his wife for her. You accept this because you are still young and successful. A seasonal forest fire breaks out a few weeks later and you become a local hero when footage of you single-handily rescuing a family goes viral. Once the fame dies down in a few months, you are quietly shopping at your local supermarket. A MILFy lady approaches you and ask if you are the hero firefighter hero. You tell her yes and she hugs and thanks you. The family you saved was her sister's. She ask if you want to reunite with the family and you agree. You exchange information, you meet the family, and you begin a casual relationship with the lady who you met in the supermarket. Christmas time rolls around, and you agree to spend Christmas with your new girlfriend, and the fire victim family. While the exchanging of gifts is going on, you hear an argument in the kitchen between your girlfriend and her sister. Your girlfriend then storms out of the kitchen and grabs your arm while crying. She begs you leave the party with her right now. You ask what is going on. Your girlfriend's sister then comes out of the kitchen and ask angrily if you knew your girlfriend was sleeping with her sister's husband. Turns out you were cucked.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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It is an uncomfortable reality that all of our adult lives were in at least some small way shaped by our daily and often intense interactions with each other.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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RTHKI, Newbie, and Uzique please play my game. I have narratives for you ready to go.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,676|5429|Oxferd
A
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Fifth Question:

1. What was the profession of the user 'Lowing'?

A. Automotive mechanic
B. Automotive engineer
C. Helicopter mechanic
D. Aerospace engineer
Sorry RTHKI, that is wrong. I assume you want a narrative.

The economy continues to get bad but you and few factory workers continue to hold onto your jobs. One day while doing your inspections you meet a new hire. She is a college age girl who has white trash vibes but she flirts with you immediately and you are flattered. You get to know her more and it turns out she is a big NASCAR fan. She also likes taking photos of things and considers her instagram pictures art photography. You two date and you think you found a soulmate. Her age doesn't bother you but instead makes you feel young again. For her birthday weekend you surprise her with a trip to the Indianapolis 500. At the tailgate party for the Indy 500, your girlfriend quickly gets drunk off of cheap Budweiser. You sit her down and go looking to get her some food to absorb the liquor. When you come back for her, you find her making out with a random guy who offered her a cheeseburger. Turns out you were cucked.
uziq
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

It is an uncomfortable reality that all of our adult lives were in at least some small way shaped by our daily and often intense interactions with each other.
i've met a few people from bf2s. i consider dauntless an actual friend. we have a loving, tender, compassionate relationship.
uziq
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i think lowing was a helicopter mechanic, picked up whilst doing armed service.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,676|5429|Oxferd
I've only met kmar, I'd like to meet Ben.


Dang Mac you got pretty detailed
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
uziq
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i used to talk to kmar a lot on facebook. another nice guy.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,003|4050|London, England

SuperJail Warden wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

uziq wrote:

Kmar
Great job. groan Not a cuck

Fourth Question:

1. Which user claimed to have been a Buddhist and a Libertarian at two separate times in his life? 

A. Flaming Maniac
B. Jay
C. Turquoise
D. Ken Jennings
By process of elimination, Turquoise is the answer.

Fifth Question:

1. What was the profession of the user 'Lowing'?

A. Automotive mechanic
B. Automotive engineer
C. Helicopter mechanic
D. Aerospace engineer
helicopter mechanic
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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RTHKI wrote:

I've only met kmar, I'd like to meet Ben.


Dang Mac you got pretty detailed
You got cucked.

Jay, this might not be a game for you. You have a wife and all.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,003|4050|London, England
She's already knocked up. No worries, mate.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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