Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,046|6046|Little Bentcock
Best stories I have ever read
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5212|Catherine Black
I want a cuck story! do me do me do me
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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So my neighbor is getting cucked.

I have been vaping marijuana all day and got the munchies at 2 AM. I went out initially to grab a sandwich from the Quick Check. The corner tavern was still open so I glided in there high on a whim.

I went in there with a face mask and everyone looked at me like I was retarded and it felt like Florida. I mean the place was full of pig people, the demographic majority of Florida. I drank a beer and a shot of whiskey while the barmaid fetched a bottle of red wine for me to take home. The pig people probably think I am gay for taking wine home but whatever. That is when I noticed a lady staring at me from across the bar.

The lady is my neighbor. I talk to her often because we share the same profession (cartography). She is sitting there with a guy who is not her husband. Could be a brother, uncle, friend even? Not the way that guy was looking and talking to her.

On my way out I had to pass my neighbor again and I noticed she was staring at me when I went by. As I walked by I heard a bit of their conversation. My neighbor is definitely getting cucked.

What should I do with this knowledge?
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uziq
Member
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just as the bars' patrons should have done, regarding your mask-wearing, maybe you should mind your own business?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I was planning to quietly judge the family instead.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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Was this a real event or is the clue in the cited profession.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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It's a true story. My neighbor is getting cucked. Pretty simple. It's not like I am claiming to be the one doing the cucking. Even though I guess I would if I could.

And my job is to make alternate timeline World War 2 maps.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,998|6195|USA

Now that ausch88 is back, can we expect a cuck story for him as well?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,786|5529|eXtreme to the maX
My neighbour did discover he was being cucked thanks to google street view.

Saw a plumbers van parked outside and figured his wife was fucking the plumber - which she was.

They got divorced and moved out, then he worked out and got buffer than he was.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2021-08-01 00:56:21)

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3143

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Now that ausch88 is back, can we expect a cuck story for him as well?
He has to answer "Who was head admin after Chuy left but before Tazz took over?"
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3143

Dilbert_X wrote:

My neighbour did discover he was being cucked thanks to google street view.

Saw a plumbers van parked outside and figured his wife was fucking the plumber - which she was.

They got divorced and moved out, then he worked out and got buffer than he was.
The previous occupant of the house my cucked neighbor lives in was most likely cucked based off of available evidence. I think the previous family before that divorced. And there must have been a cucking there too.

So much cuckoldry. Do you think the house has a Cuckold Demon haunting it?
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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Only seems like yesterday that Jay was assuring us his wife was safely knocked up in this thread.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Jay wrote:

She's already knocked up. No worries, mate.
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uziq
Member
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Dilbert_X wrote:

My neighbour did discover he was being cucked thanks to google street view.

Saw a plumbers van parked outside and figured his wife was fucking the plumber - which she was.

They got divorced and moved out, then he worked out and got buffer than he was.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3143

Dilbert_X wrote:

My neighbour did discover he was being cucked thanks to google street view.

Saw a plumbers van parked outside and figured his wife was fucking the plumber - which she was.

They got divorced and moved out, then he worked out and got buffer than he was.
Thank you for sharing this story. This reminds me of the story I read on /r/realcheaters. A guy was banging his wife's sister.  Whenever the sister came over to screw, she would park in the lot behind a church.

That's some impressively bad karma. From top to bottom the wrong move every time. Lucky man. He got away with all of it too.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3143
Do you remember when I cucked my veteran friend and then had to wear a bread mask in order to pick up my Chinese food?

So the couple of that saga had a kid and I guess parenting is hard so they got separated. I am still Facebook friends with the girl. Anyhow, I picked my first bunch of tomatoes and posted the picture to Facebook. She then liked and commented under my post. She has never done such a thing before.

Pastor Newbie, Father Uzique, Mullah Ken, guide me through this difficult time. Help me not fall into this temptation.

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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,998|6195|USA

Wholesome pastor advice: don't have sex with other people's wives, or husbands. Unless they're into it.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3143
The veteran fought in Afghanistan. This is probably not a good time to hook up with his wife. But they are separated so it might be all good?
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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I thought only boomers use Facebook at this point?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3143
Plenty of people still use Facebook.

I really shouldn't get involved with this girl. She has a kid and husband she needs to be encouraged to reconcile with. I need to find a girl without living breathing baggage. But looking at her Facebook pictures again I remembered how hot she was and what it was like having a little goth girl to spend time with. I don't think she likes being a mother.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,998|6195|USA

If the veteran guy really is your friend, you'll have to break one or the other off even if they do get divorced.

Something similar with a pair of college friends who were dating. Both friends of mine. They separated and then one made overtures towards me. Very politely friendzoned that. Last I heard they were going out with another college friend of mine.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3143
I am not friends with the veteran. We already had a falling out over this girl when they got engaged. That is why I needed a bread mask.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,953|6055|949

Here's an idea- don't date people you went to high school with. Expand the dating pool.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3143
I do date girls from nearby towns and NYC. The townies I grew up with are low hanging fruit though. Why are you bullying me?
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,953|6055|949

Why do you have a victim complex?

Low hanging fruit- exactly. You need to get out of your comfort zone.

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