You should write these cuck stories instead of mac
I could not, in a million years, understand the husbands point of view, but hey, awesome for you man.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I don't understand it either, and I could probably never be in an open relationship, but I also couldn't care less if people like to share their wife or get peed on or whatever. People are weird
I thought it was gonna be a horror movie where she lures you up to her room to kill you.
Yep. As long as everything is consensual, their business, not mine.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I don't understand it either, and I could probably never be in an open relationship, but I also couldn't care less if people like to share their wife or get peed on or whatever. People are weird
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Does it weird you out that it's pretty much guaranteed he ate her out when she got home?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
the horror story starts out when I landed. My brother was watching my condo while I was out of town. I landed to a text asking me to pick up some beer. This was at about 1pm or so. I picked up some modelos and opened my front door, saw my brother and came to the Immediate realization that he and his buddy very clearly had been up all night on a coke binge.RTHKI wrote:
I thought it was gonna be a horror movie where she lures you up to her room to kill you.
I stayed up until about midnight with them, drinking and playing dominoes. I woke up at like 7am and they were STILL up (from Friday to Sunday), so I cooked them breakfast and then kicked them out.
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I blame pornographyJay wrote:
I could not, in a million years, understand the husbands point of view, but hey, awesome for you man.
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I have an uncle who was into this at one point in his life.
Why did you have to post thisJay wrote:
Does it weird you out that it's pretty much guaranteed he ate her out when she got home?
Why does that bother you?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
shouldn't do that to yourself
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Ok, so I'll embarrass myself. I was hooking up with a very slutty girl right before I got out of the army. She had a million issues and it was nothing serious at all. She was stripping for fun and she was a squirter too. We went to a party, and I was completely fucked up and couldn't get it up. She kicked me out of the room and grabbed another dude to fuck. Then she grabs the guy who owns the house and fucks him too. His wife gets upset. She gets butt naked and starts spraying milk everywhere (they had like a 3 month old) because she thought it was sexy, and she's pawing at me to get back at her husband. He pops out of the room and tells me it's ok if I fuck her, because it's only fair. I pass. She ends up passing out on the floor at my feet, still butt naked, and I decide ya know, sometimes you reach your limit, and I walked back to my barracks.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
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You were warned. You will never look at the girls on factory floor the same ever again.RTHKI wrote:
I caught a case of macs imagination
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I remember this story.Jay wrote:
Ok, so I'll embarrass myself. I was hooking up with a very slutty girl right before I got out of the army. She had a million issues and it was nothing serious at all. She was stripping for fun and she was a squirter too. We went to a party, and I was completely fucked up and couldn't get it up. She kicked me out of the room and grabbed another dude to fuck. Then she grabs the guy who owns the house and fucks him too. His wife gets upset. She gets butt naked and starts spraying milk everywhere (they had like a 3 month old) because she thought it was sexy, and she's pawing at me to get back at her husband. He pops out of the room and tells me it's ok if I fuck her, because it's only fair. I pass. She ends up passing out on the floor at my feet, still butt naked, and I decide ya know, sometimes you reach your limit, and I walked back to my barracks.
Did I tell it before?SuperJail Warden wrote:
I remember this story.Jay wrote:
Ok, so I'll embarrass myself. I was hooking up with a very slutty girl right before I got out of the army. She had a million issues and it was nothing serious at all. She was stripping for fun and she was a squirter too. We went to a party, and I was completely fucked up and couldn't get it up. She kicked me out of the room and grabbed another dude to fuck. Then she grabs the guy who owns the house and fucks him too. His wife gets upset. She gets butt naked and starts spraying milk everywhere (they had like a 3 month old) because she thought it was sexy, and she's pawing at me to get back at her husband. He pops out of the room and tells me it's ok if I fuck her, because it's only fair. I pass. She ends up passing out on the floor at my feet, still butt naked, and I decide ya know, sometimes you reach your limit, and I walked back to my barracks.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
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Yup. Exactly as I remember too so it must be true.Jay wrote:
Did I tell it before?SuperJail Warden wrote:
I remember this story.Jay wrote:
Ok, so I'll embarrass myself. I was hooking up with a very slutty girl right before I got out of the army. She had a million issues and it was nothing serious at all. She was stripping for fun and she was a squirter too. We went to a party, and I was completely fucked up and couldn't get it up. She kicked me out of the room and grabbed another dude to fuck. Then she grabs the guy who owns the house and fucks him too. His wife gets upset. She gets butt naked and starts spraying milk everywhere (they had like a 3 month old) because she thought it was sexy, and she's pawing at me to get back at her husband. He pops out of the room and tells me it's ok if I fuck her, because it's only fair. I pass. She ends up passing out on the floor at my feet, still butt naked, and I decide ya know, sometimes you reach your limit, and I walked back to my barracks.
Been here so long, now I'm repeating myself.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
This thread is a wild ride
mac replaced himself with jay in his imaginiation and jerked off to the thought of milky mammaries.
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No, I have my own fantasy harem to keep myself busy.
you're in the circle of trust, Larssen. You can tell us all about the rent boys you arranged during your internship in brussels.
Hey don't do me like that
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It's official, Larssen's cuck narrative will be the first LGBT one.