Uh, gross. If that's where your mind goes, you need a therapist.
says the guy with an 'Up' tattoo.
A what tattoo?
show me where he touched you.
I invariably get a seated ticket, what does it matter anyway?uziq wrote:
it's just that you also happen to like looking at 16 year old ex-disney stars and go to stadia to stand in the audience with teenage girls, their moms, and the gays.
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For me it's the first version. If you put a gun to my head and told me to sing, it'd be "Prince Ali" like 90% of the time. "I Wanna Be Like You" from The Jungle Book is also oddly common.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Jafar's snide reprise of Prince Ali comes to mind every now and then, unbidden.Superior Mind wrote:
No one really tells you that the songs you learn as a young child will be stuck in your head for the rest of your life.
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It's a shame this song and Jeremy Irons didn't make it into the new Lion King.
This always makes me laugh
This always makes me laugh
Thats not a scenario I've ever considered.DesertFox- wrote:
If you put a gun to my head and told me to sing
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I think half that sequence took place in Scar's deluded imagination.
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Of course. Words don't just materialize after you say them.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
I think half that sequence took place in Scar's deluded imagination.
uziq is overstressed and needs an intervention
#letsdothis
#letsdothis
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what are you actually talking about? i'm sat here with my morning coffee writing bilge on the internet to an ingrate like you. much like any other morning this year. i have an editorial meeting in 35 minutes. better get in your best responses now, matey.
Try to read whats in front of you and not mix things up.
I'd think seriously about a mini-break, maybe Paris?
I'd think seriously about a mini-break, maybe Paris?
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a parisian girl flew to see me over summer, actually, we had a very wonderful weekend break. paris itself is a covid hotspot.
Yeah paris is pretty nasty
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We already knew you had a thing for girls who look like young boys.
She looks terrified, did her parents ever find the body?
She looks terrified, did her parents ever find the body?
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do your mother’s breasts even still produce milk? or are you just in it for the cottage cheese?
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Why did you cuck your girlfriend?
i'm afraid i haven't kept you updated on every fine filigree of my love life, macb. no cucking was involved, i'm a god-fearing man.
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I am confused. Did you not have sex with her or was your girlfriend okay with it?
it's none of your damn business, poindexter! i'm not in the same relationship as whichever one you're thinking of.
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So you broke up with the world of warcraft girl who cucked you? What is going on?
i still talk to her most days but it’s been a bit of a no-grower since covid. we are close but, given we’re living in different cities, we’re continuing with our lives. thanks for checking, uncle mac.
