EE Chats 2142

2020-07-06 18:10:05

#1526

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3941

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
My boss is being a shithead and not coming in except on fridays to file expense reports, so i've been babysitting at the office too. I'm the highest-reanking employee in the office. Someone needs to be here in case something comes up.

I was wfh on opposite weeks for all of April and some of May. There's a give and take, but I don't really mind being in the office bc i get a lot done. We currently only have I think around 20 people here on any given day. Mostly support staff, but I have a few of my team members here too.

Do you still take pictures of your sleeping coworkers?

2020-07-06 18:11:24

#1527

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5579|London, England

SuperJail Warden wrote:
Jay wrote:
Newbie, here's the update you've been begging me for.

I stalled when I went back to work, but I'm chipping away at it when I can.
You had all the time in the world and you never finished it?

I've been back in the office full time for 6 weeks now.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2020-07-06 18:11:53

#1528

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6853|949

SuperJail Warden wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
My boss is being a shithead and not coming in except on fridays to file expense reports, so i've been babysitting at the office too. I'm the highest-reanking employee in the office. Someone needs to be here in case something comes up.

I was wfh on opposite weeks for all of April and some of May. There's a give and take, but I don't really mind being in the office bc i get a lot done. We currently only have I think around 20 people here on any given day. Mostly support staff, but I have a few of my team members here too.
Do you still take pictures of your sleeping coworkers?

no, that lazy, fat fuck left a long time ago. He also tried to recruit me to his new job.

re karma: no benzos for me. Do not like.

2020-07-06 18:15:15

#1529

uziq: Member; +493|3673

Dauntless wrote:
How's everybody's hair doing nowadays? Have you been self cutting/letting a friend or partner do it or just letting it grow?

I haven't had a haircut since March (though my girlfriend ever so slightly trimmed/tidied the back a few weeks ago).

Barbers have just been allowed to re-open in the UK so I have an appointment booked for Wednesday. I'm really looking forward to it

booked an appointment for the end of july. my hair is fucking long.

2020-07-06 18:16:16

#1530

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6853|949

wanna have a contest?

I was trying to see if I could grow wings on the sides, but it looks like all I'll be able to accomplish is some sort of weird, mutated proto-dorsal fin. Back to the primordial goo for another iteration, I guess.

2020-07-06 18:17:17

#1531

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6993|PNW

Jay wrote:
Newbie, here's the update you've been begging me for.

I stalled when I went back to work, but I'm chipping away at it when I can.

Congratulations on getting rid of those nasty stains btw.

2020-07-06 18:22:20

#1532

uziq: Member; +493|3673

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
wanna have a contest?

I was trying to see if I could grow wings on the sides, but it looks like all I'll be able to accomplish is some sort of weird, mutated proto-dorsal fin. Back to the primordial goo for another iteration, I guess.

2020-07-06 18:23:54

#1533

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3941

uziq wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
wanna have a contest?

I was trying to see if I could grow wings on the sides, but it looks like all I'll be able to accomplish is some sort of weird, mutated proto-dorsal fin. Back to the primordial goo for another iteration, I guess.

I think he is more going for

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/18/05/591805ac5eb7101b6871d5a25bd624de.jpg

2020-07-06 18:27:55

#1534

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6853|949

no no, definitely a dockworker from Baltimore.

2020-07-06 18:29:26

#1535

uziq: Member; +493|3673

all my hair unfurled pics are also topless because i spend way too much time alone inside the apartment. fuck you.

2020-07-06 18:36:04

#1536

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6853|949

bro sorry but that pic does not count. You have to show them locks if you want to be in the cool club. Shirtless is good for a macbeth tribute.

2020-07-06 18:53:18

#1537

uziq: Member; +493|3673

don't you groom me. i've been sending pics pretty much solely to my gf so i'm not getting into the stash. maybe soon, you flirt.

2020-07-06 18:59:46

#1538

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3941

uziq wrote:
don't you groom me. i've been sending pics pretty much solely to my gf so i'm not getting into the stash. maybe soon, you flirt.

Have you seen your girlfriend in person since the start of the pandemic?

2020-07-06 19:04:15

#1539

uziq: Member; +493|3673

no. she's in london and it was the epicentre of the outbreak for a while. also mixing with an international graduate student cohort. just too high risk.

2020-07-06 19:04:29

#1540

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3941

oh no

2020-07-06 19:06:09

#1541

uziq: Member; +493|3673

i mostly feel bad for her. she paid like $50k for a 2-year master's at the world's best school for her subject and she's in some rented accommodation in a suburb somewhere doing her degree over zoom calls. she lives with a flatmate who is from her home country so she's not lonely. we played warcraft (lmao) for like 4-5 weeks, it being the first video game she's ever played.

there are worse things going on.

2020-07-06 19:07:24

#1542

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3941

what gender is her flatmate? I am running the math for the cuck algorithm.

2020-07-06 19:08:51

#1543

uziq: Member; +493|3673

haha, they'e two girls. friends from a young age. they could be lesbian lovers for all i care, i don't blame her. longest dry spell i've ever had.

2020-07-06 19:09:18

#1544

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6853|949

SuperJail Warden wrote:
what gender is her flatmate? I am running the math for the cuck algorithm.

you may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period. Would you like me to karma your macbeth account instead?

2020-07-06 19:13:02

#1545

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3941

I am very sorry to tell you you have been cucked. That's what the machine says.

She met a guy through her friend and she decided to take the ultimate risk (COVID) to be with a man again. A lot of women secretly want to be destroyed by a man in some fashion. So it was an extra thrill for her. The machine also said you might hurt yourself or do something crazy. I wasn't even testing for that. Here is the suicide hot line number.

2020-07-06 19:13:19

#1546

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3941

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
SuperJail Warden wrote:
what gender is her flatmate? I am running the math for the cuck algorithm.
you may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period. Would you like me to karma your macbeth account instead?

Yes, thank you.

2020-07-06 19:15:00

#1547

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6914

:’)

x

2020-07-07 01:59:00

#1548

uziq: Member; +493|3673

i'm an open-minded refined valley dude. if my girlfriend develops a death-contagion kink then good for her. i'm kindling a discord romance with a hungarian magic: the gathering streamer*.

_{* i'm not really}

2020-07-07 11:41:08

#1549

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3941

Anyone ever get a note from a neighbor left on their car? Someone complained about my mom's car taking up too much space when we have a drive way. I wish I knew which car was theirs so I can leave a note in response:

https://media1.giphy.com/media/y8nAwsdR5zTKE/200.gif

2020-07-07 14:35:26

#1550

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5764|Toronto

Time to get down and dirty with some detective work by parking the car in the same spot for a week and staking it out for the note-leaver to return to the scene of the crime.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

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