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Steve-0
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^ i'm willing to vouch for that.

brb, i'm marking all as read. there were posts made . . .
SuperJail Warden
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A local cop was at my school today. I swear the guy was 5'2 and fat. The guy looked like a cartoon character. I shaked his hand and he gave me the handshake I used to give when I was 13 and shy. I wanted to throttle this man. Only time I have ever wanted to fight a cop because I know I could kill this one if he didn't have a gun.

A few weeks ago there was an obese 300 pound cop at my school too. The guy was seriously fatter than this.
https://i.imgur.com/PkmNQNo.jpg
Disgusting all around. We really need police reform to weed out the manlets and fatties.
Dilbert_X
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Fat people are people too, have hopes and dreams.

Incidentally my sister came up with a pitch for a reality show.

One Island
Twenty fat people
Two spears
Epstein didn't kill himself
SuperJail Warden
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This is about the lives of children, Dilbert. I could better protect the children if I was armed.
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

A local cop was at my school today. I swear the guy was 5'2 and fat. The guy looked like a cartoon character. I shaked his hand and he gave me the handshake I used to give when I was 13 and shy. I wanted to throttle this man. Only time I have ever wanted to fight a cop because I know I could kill this one if he didn't have a gun.

A few weeks ago there was an obese 300 pound cop at my school too. The guy was seriously fatter than this.
TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES
Disgusting all around. We really need police reform to weed out the manlets and fatties.
Shook.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
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https://i.imgur.com/jzhl2.png

forgot how famous I used to be around these parts...
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
SuperJail Warden
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Adams_BJ wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

A local cop was at my school today. I swear the guy was 5'2 and fat. The guy looked like a cartoon character. I shaked his hand and he gave me the handshake I used to give when I was 13 and shy. I wanted to throttle this man. Only time I have ever wanted to fight a cop because I know I could kill this one if he didn't have a gun.

A few weeks ago there was an obese 300 pound cop at my school too. The guy was seriously fatter than this.
TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES
Disgusting all around. We really need police reform to weed out the manlets and fatties.
Shook.
I don't think the cop was shook. He seemed fine.
gurdeep
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anyone trying to play some pubg, bf2, or bf3? finally got a gaming pc after like 7 years of living abroad on a laptop
KEN-JENNINGS
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get CS GO.  It's the most competitive FPS out there rn
CC-Marley
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Get Squad.
AussieReaper
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Check out Team Fortress 2.

Don't let the name fool you. It's actually a pretty decent hat simulator.
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"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
SuperJail Warden
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I met the most wonderful girl at a recent teacher training thing. She has a 7 year old though. So I put off asking her out. I should have anyway though. Maybe I could have gotten her to give the kid up for adoption.
Steve-0
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you are a pig disguised as a person
DesertFox-
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Peeps, what is there to do in New Orleans? Going to a bachelor party in a while and people are trying to figure out what to do. I did notice the National WWII Museum is there, which I'd be interested in, but don't know how many others would want to do that.
heymaggie
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DesertFox- wrote:

Peeps, what is there to do in New Orleans? Going to a bachelor party in a while and people are trying to figure out what to do. I did notice the National WWII Museum is there, which I'd be interested in, but don't know how many others would want to do that.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions … siana.html
I hope that this can help.
KEN-JENNINGS
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I saw my mom's index finger get degloved last night after our Easter Dinner.  I picked up her finger off the ground after it got chopped off.  The doctor couldn't reattach it
SuperJail Warden
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I am sorry for your mom. How did that happen?
heymaggie
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Finray wrote:

TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES

forgot how famous I used to be in these parts...
When creativity strikes. LOL

Last edited by heymaggie (2018-04-04 04:35:59)

KEN-JENNINGS
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am sorry for your mom. How did that happen?
stepladders are dangerous.  She was setting one up and leaned against it.  the steps weren't fully locked and her finger got caught.  Brutal
Dilbert_X
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Thats nasty, sorry to hear that.

Turning the conversation around to be about me, I've had some narrow squeaks from severe injury or death, almost exclusively due to my own stupidity or inattention.
Epstein didn't kill himself
thepilot91
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I'm 26 now...and Uziq I just wanna see your toxic awnser to how you feel about CSGO now being the most popular CS game with the largest prizepools and tournaments of any FPS game in current time...
I did not forget what you said about it several years ago
Steve-0
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thepilot91 wrote:

Uziq I just wanna see your toxic awnser
enquiring minds want to know
uziq
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thepilot91 wrote:

I'm 26 now...and Uziq I just wanna see your toxic awnser to how you feel about CSGO now being the most popular CS game with the largest prizepools and tournaments of any FPS game in current time...
I did not forget what you said about it several years ago
back when i made those remarks cs:go was absolutely atrocious -- upon release the game was badly broken and not suitable for 'esports' at all. iirc the first 6 months to 1 year it was the butt of a lot of jokes and even the teams/companies who willed it be a success admitted that it was in very poor shape.

with that said, and granted the game has changed a great deal since then, i still find it a very shallow and cynical game. the fact it is a huge esports success only proves that a bunch of companies and sponsors got together with enough will and wherewithal to make it the biggest esports game: it has nothing to do with the intrinsic qualities of the game itself or its 'competitive suitability' or such. it's the biggest esport fps in the world because now more than ever before there is a gamer economy and spectator ecology that can create it. cs 1.3-1.6 was an infinitely better game but just happened to be around during a time when the market and generic 'mainstream culture' weren't ready for esports as a multimillion-dollar-tournament type affair.

the success of CS:GO probably has more to thank the likes of LoL and co. for, rather than patting itself on the back for being such a leet game. it was designed (or rather, contracted out) as a cynical exercise by valve and the early result that turned up and was released was objectively the shittest CS game seen and a major downgrade in quality. without the external factors that have turned gaming into such a big money concern – almost all bad, in my opinion; people who 'game' for a hobby are spending more time than ever passively spectating rather than gaming – cs:go could just as easily have been another condition zero.

call it my age, or me being out of touch or whatever, but i had a lot more fun back in the days of 1.6, where the game was totally community-led, sponsors like intel and the major leagues barely had any serious cultural penetration at all, and pc gamers all gathered on their local community server to, you know, actually play the fucking game for its own sake and its own joys – not weapon skins, not crates, not ranking systems, not to steam trade, not for stream views or subscription numbers. maybe i'm a purist, but i'm not changing my essential judgment from then. $0.02.

Last edited by uziq (2018-04-15 13:36:39)

thepilot91
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Wall of text, but suprisingly low acid factor

You are however right and unfortunately I can't find (or search) for the old thread where this was discussed, but I recall myself calling it the best hope we got, and recall you saying "it will never succeed/pass 1.6/greater than TF2/along those lines" and whether you think it stinks or not it grew up to be a pretty fucking successful game/skin simulator.
Dilbert_X
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A colleague was bemoaning the fact that his son doesn't even play video games, he stays up til 3am watching other people play then chats online dissecting the performance.
Epstein didn't kill himself

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