Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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I like Asian girls, I really do.

Now the Asian finance witch (my sister is also an accountant) keeps smiling at me.

I'm not sure what to do, I keep surfing Asian porn to try to make my mind up but I'm not there yet.

They always have skinny asses, its such a conundrum

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uziq
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i left my last Asian escapade in that white pride thread. I've got nothing left. I think I've topped out on my Asian experience. there's nowhere up to go, only down.

8/10.
SuperJail Warden
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https://i.imgur.com/UDgALyd.jpg
Perfectly enhanced.
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uziq
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macb your sarcasm has the nuance of a sledgehammer sometimes.
SuperJail Warden
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I wasn't being sarcastic. Her implants look nice.
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uziq
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https://targetstudy.com/files/img/34/12/G_17062.jpg

seems legit
pirana6
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mac, when chicks have boobies that big they a) complain about them being in the way all the time b) complain about never finding bras that fit c) complain about ANY other chicks that have larger boobs, real or not d) complain about not being able to exercise or do anything where they flop around cause it hurts too much.

theyre a double edged sword.
KEN-JENNINGS
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logistically, boobs that big just aren't fun.
MajorSpittle
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White chick's rule.  Asians have a funk and brillo pubes.

Just keeping it real.
KEN-JENNINGS
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chicks rule.  Kind of silly to disregard whole blocks of females.

here's a couple asians i dated.  I miss them each in their own little way.

https://i.imgur.com/pdKdxyI.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/I81iC0W.jpg

First one is half indo/half shanghainese.  Second one is Singaporean of Chinese descent.  Both have small boobies which I am 100% fine with.  Love em, even.
War Man
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MajorSpittle wrote:

White chick's rule.  Asians have a funk and brillo pubes.

Just keeping it real.
Prefer white myself, mainly due to the fact I am more of a blonde and redhead person which whites have more of. Plus blonde Asians generally don't look right.
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unnamednewbie13
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uziq
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MajorSpittle wrote:

White chick's rule.  Asians have a funk and brillo pubes.

Just keeping it real.
what if you date an asian with no pubes?
DesertFox-
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uziq wrote:

MajorSpittle wrote:

White chick's rule.  Asians have a funk and brillo pubes.

Just keeping it real.
what if you date an asian with no pubes?
Do Thai ladyboys count?
Cybargs
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

chicks rule.  Kind of silly to disregard whole blocks of females.

here's a couple asians i dated.  I miss them each in their own little way.




First one is half indo/half shanghainese.  Second one is Singaporean of Chinese descent.  Both have small boobies which I am 100% fine with.  Love em, even.
top yes bottom no.
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Cybargs
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MajorSpittle wrote:

White chick's rule.  Asians have a funk and brillo pubes.

Just keeping it real.
uhhhh most westernized asian chicks shave.
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SuperJail Warden
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Westernized
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Adams_BJ
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western-eyed.


fixed.
uziq
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not really sure what is with the stereotype that (east) asians are somehow unclean or have bad hygiene. my girl smells like expensive perfume and always has immaculate grooming. she uses fucking caviar conditioner. my only complaint on the asian front is that, even with her immaculate and posh english accent, her laugh is straight out of a chinese laundromat. i really do not like the (cantonese?!?) laugh. i can't assimilate it into my cultural reference. it sounds unattractive to me. with that said, i am willing to get over it for this:

https://i.imgur.com/qhhro29.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/6iucja9.jpg

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Cybargs
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they're not loading zique.

but yeah cantonese sounds fucking horrible. worst language when the chicks speak it. it's like their voice gets 10x deeper. the fuck.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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the only asian languages that are somewhat pleasant to the ear are japanese and korean.  Literally every other language is like nails on a chalkboard.  Not including Russian satellites.
Dilbert_X
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Vietnamese sounds like a duck being beaten to death. I have a number of Vietnamese colleagues and it could tip me over the edge.
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Cybargs
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

the only asian languages that are somewhat pleasant to the ear are japanese and korean.  Literally every other language is like nails on a chalkboard.  Not including Russian satellites.
japanese is the best sounding language in the world imo.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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oh south east asian languages are the worst.  Viet, Tagalog, Thai - all sound like death.
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~ love, cantonese speaker (sometimes (really))
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