SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3712
I started wearing a goatee. Like this one.
https://www.fashioningfeathers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/how-do-you-trim-a-goatee.jpg
I really like it so far. What facial hair do you have?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6624|949

none.  Facial hair is for miscreants
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3712
if you grew facial hair it might make up for being 5'2
https://i.imgur.com/bcyKY7Y.jpg

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2016-12-13 14:19:33)

https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6624|949

5'6" with a posse.

get waaay more, hotter pussy than you too.  You know you're jealous
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3712
i bet you date 14 year old since you can pass for a high school senior
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+492|3445
i date hot wimmenz
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5351|London, England
You homo, son, is cool
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3712
If I ever become rich like Jay is going to any day now,  I would just let my beard and hair grow continuously
https://ais.badische-zeitung.de/piece/02/42/66/ff/37906175.jpg

Only thing stopping me is the need for work and a mate. I figure if I am wealthy I can just buy a few wives.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6624|949

if i wont the lotto i'd probably get more tattoos
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3712
neck and sleeves?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6283|Washington St.
Had a vasectomy consultation today. Pretty much everything you'd expect: what was going to happen, what the effects were like, etc.
I've got 6 months to go through with it before I have to get a generic health check again.

0 kids are the best kids.

Money over everythang
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5351|London, England
Your loss
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3712
That's awesome. If it wasn't for STDs, you could just go around raw dogging every hoe you meet.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Pocshy2.0
Member
+23|3363

SuperJail Warden wrote:

That's awesome. If it wasn't for STDs, you could just go around raw dogging every hoe you meet.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6283|Washington St.

Jay wrote:

Your loss
Think of it this way, the less kids I have the less people there are suckling at the government teet. You should be thanking me Jay.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5351|London, England

pirana6 wrote:

Jay wrote:

Your loss
Think of it this way, the less kids I have the less people there are suckling at the government teet. You should be thanking me Jay.
Who's going to be paying social security and Medicare taxes to cover you in retirement? My kids. The ponzi scheme only works if the population keeps growing.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
Member
+492|3445
jay is a rare example of one of those people who parenthood makes only more ingrown, bitter, obsessed, weird, conceited and pompous.

the rest of the country were propping you up until your late 20s, jay. but i guess you can spin a fine gossamer thread of highfalutin' bullshit about why that was different and/or justified.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5351|London, England

uziq wrote:

jay is a rare example of one of those people who parenthood makes only more ingrown, bitter, obsessed, weird, conceited and pompous.

the rest of the country were propping you up until your late 20s, jay. but i guess you can spin a fine gossamer thread of highfalutin' bullshit about why that was different and/or justified.
I'm really sorry I don't want to pay for your gender reassignment surgery
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
Member
+492|3445
i'm really sorry that the US kindly elected to pay for your education, because that bill and grant money was clearly money wasted.

guess you can't nurture out bad breeding. your poor kid will realise this in 20 years, as well. normally when he has to visit his washed up dad on the jersey shore with his gay latino lover.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5351|London, England
I'll happily pay for your drug rehabilitation though if it helps turn you into a productive member of society rather than this bitter, misshapened, human being who drowns his sorrows because he looks like an ugly woman.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
Member
+492|3445
'productive member of society' ... you're an air con engineer. and you only had to contribute to the vast immiseration of hundreds of thousands of people in the middle east in order to reach that lofty perch!

you're a net stain on the world
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5351|London, England

uziq wrote:

'productive member of society' ... you're an air con engineer. and you only had to contribute to the vast immiseration of hundreds of thousands of people in the middle east in order to reach that lofty perch!

you're a net stain on the world
Lol. You're such a latent homo
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
Member
+492|3445
i have a girlfriend you dope. a nice rich girl from montauk. parents are physicians. you peasant.

can building maintenance employees like you attract women like that?

Last edited by uziq (2016-12-17 04:55:15)

Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5351|London, England

uziq wrote:

i have a girlfriend you dope. a nice rich girl from montauk. parents are physicians. you peasant.
That's nice. So she's trendy nouveau riche. Montauk was middle class up until about five years ago. Now it's overrun with posers who got priced out of the Hamptons. If she actually grew up there she's a country bumpkin with drug addiction in her past.

Last edited by Jay (2016-12-17 04:57:58)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
Member
+492|3445
her parents sent her to school in montauk where their second home is. first home is in manhattan. the dad runs his own centre at stanford for half the year.

very nouveau riche. pot kettle ... black?

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