Jay
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Ivanka's speech is over and the TrumpTV host are glowingly discussing it. Suddenly, the Nokia phone Jay stole from work vibrates. It's a text from his ex-wife. His daughter's birthday is coming up and he has to see her. They don't talk much after the child support payments stopped.
Aww, are you projecting?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
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Jay breathes in deeply and exhales through his nose at the thought of having to take the bus to see his daughter. He angrily picks up his diet Pepsi and grips it tightly at thought of going to his ex-wife's new husbands house. Her new man is an English teacher, his English major wife met him at their son's parent teacher conference.

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2016-11-03 13:57:30)

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Jay
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Stop being such a miserable bitch. No one is out to get you. No one has wronged you. Get off your ass and get a real job. Stop dreaming about going back to college for another useless degree. Get off the computer, step away from the video games and go network in an industry you want to be a part of. No one gives a shit where you got your degree or what you majored in after that first job. If your personality sucks, work on it. Who you elect for president isn't going to change your life, only you can.

Last edited by Jay (2016-11-03 14:01:08)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
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Jay sits and ponders for a moment whether or not the local Veteran's club will give him another temporary bus pass. His heart starts racing at the thought of going to his ex-wife's in-laws large Long Island home again. A career wall street banker, his ex's new father in law was able to retire comfortably at a home on the shore.
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Jay
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All that sounds wonderful
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
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You have inspired me though. I was going to vote for Johnson on tuesday, but now I'll vote for Trump just to cancel out your vote. Lovely democracy

And I'll convince my wife to switch her vote to Trump too! #winning

Last edited by Jay (2016-11-03 14:07:48)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
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The doorbell rings and Jay grips his table to help him stand up. His knees are no longer in good shape so he walks slowly and carefully to the door. He silently hopes it isn't his son's boyfriend but someone else he can talk to. He doesn't get much visitors these days.
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay sits and ponders for a moment whether or not the local Veteran's club will give him another temporary bus pass. His heart starts racing at the thought of going to his ex-wife's in-laws large Long Island home again. A career wall street banker, his ex's new father in law was able to retire comfortably at a home on the shore.
lmao that transgender sculptor comment has just started bf2s's meme of 2016
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Jay gets to the door and slowly opens it. He looks down and sees a lightly built teenager with strong Aztec features smiling back at him. "Hello, Mr. Schubert" the teen eagerly says. "Hello, Julio" Jay replies. Jay steps back and leans on the door for support. Visibly exhausted, Jay motions for the youth to come inside.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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last two pages = vintage bf2s.  Must be some magic dust, inside this gentle cube, bc i'm getting a little teary-eyed here.
uziq
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i have actually lol'd several times in the last few hours.
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Julio steps inside while Jay closes the door and walks to his seat. The son of the local Sheriff, Julio quietly stands near Jay waiting for a motion to take a spot on the couch. Jay tells the the teen to sit down. He quickly realizes he needs to change the TV channel. A Sean Hannity special on the Mexican border just started on TrumpTV. Jay nervously changes the channel hoping to not offend Julio. He needs to make his son's lover like him. Julio's father will most likely be the one to repossess Jay's home.
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uziq
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i have a good publishing sense, and i think it's time ... for bf2s: the eBook
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Julio and Jay have a small discussion about baseball while they await Jay's son. Jay's son finally descends downstairs and sees his father and Julio talking. Little Jay's eyes widen and a smile comes across his face when he sees his lover and father conversing. Julio stands up as little Jay prances towards him. They give each other a light hug hoping to not offend Jay who is still very uncomfortable with his son's lifestyle.
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uziq
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as your editor i should advise you that your manuscript is a little short on hegel references to achieve verisimilitude.
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Jay stands up too and gives his son a hug and Julio a firm handshake. The teens drag Jay Jr.'s bags to the door. Both teens know Jay is not healthy enough to carry the bags. Jay opens the door for the teens and they exchange a final goodbye. Julio's father is standing outside his BMW SUV awaiting the young lovers. Sheriff Jose Garcia sees the teens struggling with the bag and runs up to the door to help carry little Jay's stuff.
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Sheriff Jose is a tall and healthy man of only 45 years old. He sees Jay awkwardly standing by the door and reaches out to shake his hand and shots a friendly hello to Jay. The two fathers shake hands and Sheriff Jose then turns to little Jay and gives him a big hug. "How's my second son doing?" Sheriff Jose says to Jay's child. "I'm doing great, Mr. G" little Jay replies. The Sheriff then carries the bags single handily to the car while Jay's son open the trunk to the BMW. Jay quickly closes the door and waddles over to the window to stare through the blinds.
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uziq
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clint eastwood has just expressed interest in acquiring the film rights.
Pocshy2.0
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Fuck man, that's the first karma point I've given in years. Well done.

Hemingway would be proud.

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Jay
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He's writing all this like it's supposed to bother me lol. Like half of my facebok friends are gay or lesbians. Who gives a shit? Personally I don't get off on kiddie porn, even if it's literature, so I'm more disturbed than amused
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
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+2,006|5372|London, England
For a wet back whose father was probably his school's janitor you did have big dreams for your life Mac. We're you one of those kids that died a little when he saw his dad emptying trash cans or did you look at him with pride in your eyes and a stirring in your soul? Oh man, the good life in Bayonne mother fucking Jersey where you can watch the garbage barges full of nyc trash float by every day. Were those a painful reminder as well? Is that why you tried to kill yourself? You even failed at that task. It's so easy, one little squeeze of the trigger, not a pull, with a pull you'll jerk it off target. You would've learned that in the military. Why do you hate people that were in the military so much? Do they remind you of your lack of masculinity or did your father do that too much to you as a child? I bet your mom beat you on the regular and you have rape fantasies because of her. Do you want to rape your mother? You want to kill your father and rape your mother, explains so many of your fetishes, except the Asian one. Maybe that one has to do with rejection as well since no self respecting asian wants to crawl in the sack with a Rican. It's all clear now.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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Jay wrote:

Like half of my facebok friends are gay or lesbians.
how does that work
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SuperJail Warden
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Jay makes it to the window a little out of breath. He lifts a blind with his finger as he shifts his weight onto the window frame. He is afraid of his knees blowing out as has happened before. He murmurs "fucking affirmative action" as he eyeballs the clean and almost new BMW. For a moment he remembers the BMW he used to own before his ex-wife took it during the divorce. His stomach turns once he recalls that his ex-wife's new husband drives it now. Her new father in law bought her a new BMW for their wedding.
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RTHKI wrote:

Jay wrote:

Like half of my facebok friends are gay or lesbians.
how does that work
Silencio. We need to let this ballet-cum-trainwreck explode on its own.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5372|London, England

RTHKI wrote:

Jay wrote:

Like half of my facebok friends are gay or lesbians.
how does that work
I dunno. Live on the coast? I've already been to two lesbian weddings this year.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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