SuperJail Warden
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Cheating statistics in the United States are increasing every year at an amazing rate. Long lasting marriages or relationships seem to be harder to achieve and even rare.
...
What about the women? Most statistics found that about 50 to 60 percent of women admitted to having an affair.
http://magazine.foxnews.com/love/cheati … more-women

Facts don't lie. It is pointless to invest in any woman.
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Dauntless
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wheeey congrats Pocsh!

out of interest what's the worst that could happen to an english fella from london if he married some girl in vegas so he can emigrate there

why not innit? worked out for that guy in the hangover
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KEN-JENNINGS
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delete any mention of doing it once it's done.  It's a felony and you could go to jail
Dauntless
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ohh yeh this is all hypothetical

just joking around lads
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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you should gay marry ken
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pirana6
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It's just 'marry'. You don't have to say 'gay marry' when it's two guys.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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you do when you are hate-filled and see gender identity issues as a mental disorder.
SuperJail Warden
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i hate no one. history is going to judge you guys poorly for encouraging the mentally ill to mutilate their bodies
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KEN-JENNINGS
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Sure bro, I bet you hold castratos in high regard
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Cheating statistics in the United States are increasing every year at an amazing rate. Long lasting marriages or relationships seem to be harder to achieve and even rare.
...
What about the women? Most statistics found that about 50 to 60 percent of women admitted to having an affair.
http://magazine.foxnews.com/love/cheati … more-women

Facts don't lie. It is pointless to invest in any woman.
The French system is much better.
If you feel like having an affair you have one, no-one gets too worked up about it.

Also, I used to like visiting the factory in France, every morning you shake hands with all the boys and kiss all the girls.
Also beer and wine in the canteen at lunch.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Dauntless wrote:

wheeey congrats Pocsh!

out of interest what's the worst that could happen to an english fella from london if he married some girl in vegas so he can emigrate there

why not innit? worked out for that guy in the hangover
You will forever be able to refer to her as 'my Vegas wife'.
Everyone knows what it means.
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5357|London, England

Pocshy2.0 wrote:

Jay wrote:

Pocshy2.0 wrote:

I'm at that point where I need to shit or get off the pot with my GF. How do you even ask someone to marry you? What is the order of operations? Do I buy the engagement ring before asking her parents and retain an option to purchase the full wedding ring contingent on her saying yes?

I don't know what I'm doing.
Give her dad a courtesy heads up and then buy the engagement ring only. She picks the wedding band she wants before the wedding.
Told her parents I'm going to ask her to marry me. Also told the partner I need her help to choose out the ring. I figured if she's going to have to wear it for a long time that she might as well get one she likes. I still held back the cards of when and how I ask her to marry me.
Congrats man, all the best
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Cheating statistics in the United States are increasing every year at an amazing rate. Long lasting marriages or relationships seem to be harder to achieve and even rare.
...
What about the women? Most statistics found that about 50 to 60 percent of women admitted to having an affair.
http://magazine.foxnews.com/love/cheati … more-women

Facts don't lie. It is pointless to invest in any woman.
These 'Facts' are self reported and the article gives no source to the study. Women have cheated for eternity as have men, there is nothing special about the numbers today except the ease of information transfer makes it seem worse.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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The fact that 60% of women just admit to having an affair means that the actual number is probably even higher.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

The fact that 60% of women just admit to having an affair means that the actual number is probably even higher.
Well so what?
Whats abnormal is trying to keep people locked in stale relationships after the biological imperative of about five years has run out.
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Dauntless
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you guys aren't being very disney...
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uziq
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Dilbert_X wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

The fact that 60% of women just admit to having an affair means that the actual number is probably even higher.
Well so what?
Whats abnormal is trying to keep people locked in stale relationships after the biological imperative of about five years has run out.
you guys both have unhealthy and unproductive ideas of marriage. one expects undying fidelity with no human weakness and the other thinks it's about the neurochemical drive to breed and couple and then pull out.

insane puppy love, limerence if you will, does fade over time, yes. but the idea is you have a best friend and a companion to support you through life. it's deeply rewarding in a way beyond infatuation and horniness.

i think most marriages deal with infidelity or indiscretions but it's about navigating it as two changing adults rather than honour killing your spouse.

not surprised both of you are very single very long term tbh.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Whatever, you aren't even married. Let's see how you feel about marriage once you get embarrassed in front of your extended family and friends by a cheating whore millennial.
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Jaekus
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Dauntless wrote:

you guys aren't being very disney...
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uziq
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Whatever, you aren't even married. Let's see how you feel about marriage once you get embarrassed in front of your extended family and friends by a cheating whore millennial.
never knew you were such a little cuck
Pocshy2.0
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Jay wrote:

Pocshy2.0 wrote:

Jay wrote:

Give her dad a courtesy heads up and then buy the engagement ring only. She picks the wedding band she wants before the wedding.
Told her parents I'm going to ask her to marry me. Also told the partner I need her help to choose out the ring. I figured if she's going to have to wear it for a long time that she might as well get one she likes. I still held back the cards of when and how I ask her to marry me.
Congrats man, all the best
Bought the ring today. Classic solitare, 1k, rosegold. Had almost perfect clarity, cut, and colour. I thought the sales person was tugging my dick when she said she'd never seen one that perfect at such a low price. I called her shit and asked for the independent appraiser's slip. Sure enough, 12,000$ diamond.

EDIT- this is all to say that even though I dropped more cash than I'd care to, I still feel like I came away alright. And the GF is happy, if you take that into consideration.

Last edited by Pocshy2.0 (2017-01-14 11:07:22)

Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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Pocshy2.0 wrote:

Jay wrote:

Pocshy2.0 wrote:

Told her parents I'm going to ask her to marry me. Also told the partner I need her help to choose out the ring. I figured if she's going to have to wear it for a long time that she might as well get one she likes. I still held back the cards of when and how I ask her to marry me.
Congrats man, all the best
Bought the ring today. Classic solitare, 1k, rosegold. Had almost perfect clarity, cut, and colour. I thought the sales person was tugging my dick when she said she'd never seen one that perfect at such a low price. I called her shit and asked for the independent appraiser's slip. Sure enough, 12,000$ diamond.

EDIT- this is all to say that even though I dropped more cash than I'd care to, I still feel like I came away alright. And the GF is happy, if you take that into consideration.
Appraisals are always way higher than list price. It's designed to make you feel like you got a deal.

I think my wife's ring is a princess cut. I taught myself about diamonds on blue Nile before I went to the jeweler so I got what I wanted. He was actually surprised by what I wanted and then impressed when the order arrived because he always ordered yellower stones.

Anyway, congrats again man. What matters in the end is that shes happy. Happy wife, happy life is true. Cue endless "so when's the date?"

Last edited by Jay (2017-01-14 12:24:52)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3718

uziq wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Whatever, you aren't even married. Let's see how you feel about marriage once you get embarrassed in front of your extended family and friends by a cheating whore millennial.
never knew you were such a little scary ghost
funny. most men end up getting cucked in their lives at least once by a woman. it is a fact.
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Pocshy2.0
Member
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Jay wrote:

Pocshy2.0 wrote:

Jay wrote:


Congrats man, all the best
Bought the ring today. Classic solitare, 1k, rosegold. Had almost perfect clarity, cut, and colour. I thought the sales person was tugging my dick when she said she'd never seen one that perfect at such a low price. I called her shit and asked for the independent appraiser's slip. Sure enough, 12,000$ diamond.

EDIT- this is all to say that even though I dropped more cash than I'd care to, I still feel like I came away alright. And the GF is happy, if you take that into consideration.
Appraisals are always way higher than list price. It's designed to make you feel like you got a deal.

I think my wife's ring is a princess cut. I taught myself about diamonds on blue Nile before I went to the jeweler so I got what I wanted. He was actually surprised by what I wanted and then impressed when the order arrived because he always ordered yellower stones.

Anyway, congrats again man. What matters in the end is that shes happy. Happy wife, happy life is true. Cue endless "so when's the date?"
Yeah, I figured the appraisal was at least 20-30% over list, but I got it below that even. Either way, it was what she wanted, so I'm not complaining.
uziq
Member
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

uziq wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Whatever, you aren't even married. Let's see how you feel about marriage once you get embarrassed in front of your extended family and friends by a cheating whore millennial.
never knew you were such a little scary ghost
funny. most men end up getting cucked in their lives at least once by a woman. it is a fact.
cuck is a state of mind

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