SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I got Catfished by a crippled Chinese lady.

While getting to know her I told her I wrote short stories in my spare time. Comedy stories. She thought that was really interesting. She is now a topic in the stories. A Chinese lady with a bad foot.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I went on a date with a different Chinese lady. A tall slim doctor who came from central China. It was nice. I asked her out again and we will see.

I also am now chatting with a bipolar 22 year old white girl from South Jersey. She is admittedly bipolar.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6261|Washington St.
Are you sure you're not just looking into a mirror?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3690
My birthday is tomorrow. The substitute teacher I work that I work with gave me a birthday gift in a bag. I assumed it was chocolate. It instead turned out to be a Michael Kors watch.
https://michaelkors.scene7.com/is/image/MichaelKors/MK8923-0410_1?wid=558&hei=748&op_sharpen=1&resMode=sharp2&qlt=90
https://www.michaelkors.com/oversized-b … -US_MK8923

I literally screamed when I saw the price. The lady today sent me a picture of her wearing the necklace I got her from Swarovski on first/only date.

Her car battery died once and I went and gave her jump. I also look out for her at work. It will be more melodrama to give it back. So I am stuck with it.

Poor lady. She has no idea she is in love with a drug addled mentally ill dude.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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Nobody's perfect.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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45mm face is big. You'll fit right in wearing your Michael Kors watch on the Jersey Shore.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6707|Oxferd Ohire
If  only uzi was here to chime in on style
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Cybargs
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RTHKI wrote:

If  only uzi was here to chime in on style
he would say return it and get an apple watch instead which i would agree in this case.
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unnamednewbie13
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That watch would look at home on someone in khakis.

I still think they're a bit of an old-fashioned fashion statement, but that could just be my gripe about having too many clocks. There's also something philosophically sad about it which I can't put my finger quite squarely on. Spending so much time being surrounded by the tyrannical reminders of how so many aspects of modern life are timed and scheduled.

I feel bad for people who can't disconnect to get away from it all because it means their boss will be upset at them for turning off their phone(s) on vacation. Simpsons played on fears to promote mobile phones, and it was a mistake.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2023-04-29 04:14:30)

Cybargs
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

That watch would look at home on someone in khakis.

I still think they're a bit of an old-fashioned fashion statement, but that could just be my gripe about having too many clocks. There's also something philosophically sad about it which I can't put my finger quite squarely on. Spending so much time being surrounded by the tyrannical reminders of how so many aspects of modern life are timed and scheduled.

I feel bad for people who can't disconnect to get away from it all because it means their boss will be upset at them for turning off their phone(s) on vacation. Simpsons played on fears to promote mobile phones, and it was a mistake.
its a confused watch. its supposed to be a chronograph (hence those small dials), but then also has a diving timer cos reasons?
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unnamednewbie13
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Someday, designer watches will be made by AI and besides having dials where there shouldn't be dials, your subconscious mind will be stressed out by the fillagreed hints of dog faces you can't quite make out in your waking moments.

For the other post, I asked Craiyon to draw me a wall clock. It came out looking like a Predator time bomb:

https://i.imgur.com/nR6GVAN.png
Cybargs
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Someday, designer watches will be made by AI and besides having dials where there shouldn't be dials, your subconscious mind will be stressed out by the fillagreed hints of dog faces you can't quite make out in your waking moments.

For the other post, I asked Craiyon to draw me a wall clock. It came out looking like a Predator time bomb:

https://i.imgur.com/nR6GVAN.png
lmao

naw, the designs have been the same since the 50s and 60s, they're "classics" for a reason. just that new watches have new materials and mechanics etc.
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unnamednewbie13
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Happy birthday Merry Macsmas by the way mac. Hopefully the clean apartment makes up for your devalued children's card game.

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KEN-JENNINGS
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Cybargs wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

That watch would look at home on someone in khakis.

I still think they're a bit of an old-fashioned fashion statement, but that could just be my gripe about having too many clocks. There's also something philosophically sad about it which I can't put my finger quite squarely on. Spending so much time being surrounded by the tyrannical reminders of how so many aspects of modern life are timed and scheduled.

I feel bad for people who can't disconnect to get away from it all because it means their boss will be upset at them for turning off their phone(s) on vacation. Simpsons played on fears to promote mobile phones, and it was a mistake.
its a confused watch. its supposed to be a chronograph (hence those small dials), but then also has a diving timer cos reasons?
Nah, looks to be a straight chronograph. I think you might be confusing the date counter for a diving timer?

Dive watches usually utilize a rotating bezel for timing dives, not a straight timer. But it's a $275 MK, so it's clearly more of an entry level fashion statement than a nice timepiece.
Cybargs
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

That watch would look at home on someone in khakis.

I still think they're a bit of an old-fashioned fashion statement, but that could just be my gripe about having too many clocks. There's also something philosophically sad about it which I can't put my finger quite squarely on. Spending so much time being surrounded by the tyrannical reminders of how so many aspects of modern life are timed and scheduled.

I feel bad for people who can't disconnect to get away from it all because it means their boss will be upset at them for turning off their phone(s) on vacation. Simpsons played on fears to promote mobile phones, and it was a mistake.
its a confused watch. its supposed to be a chronograph (hence those small dials), but then also has a diving timer cos reasons?
Nah, looks to be a straight chronograph. I think you might be confusing the date counter for a diving timer?

Dive watches usually utilize a rotating bezel for timing dives, not a straight timer. But it's a $275 MK, so it's clearly more of an entry level fashion statement than a nice timepiece.
sorry i meant to say the bezel has a diving watch bezel (but doesnt appear to be rotating) and not a tachymeter like a regular chrono like a speedy or daytona. but yeh its one of those made in china off the shelf and slap our logos on it kinda watch.

Mac should get a rolex or an omega like a real man.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Girlfriend might not be able to come by today. Her dog has diarrhea and her mom probably can't handle that.

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/eye_roll_true_blood.gif
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
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Dust off the cheetos and mountain dew, sounds like you have a long night of HoI4 in your future.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3690
I got my dad to lie and said he bought me the watch for my birthday so that I could wear the watch. I wore the watch on a date with my girlfriend to Shen Yun.
https://www.mesaartscenter.com/sysimg/media-box-image-shows-other-presenters-shen-yun-2023-media-box-image-1-image.jpg


My girlfriend so liked the watch that for my birthday she bought me a belt set from Michael Kors.

https://michaelkors.scene7.com/is/image/MichaelKors/39H9LBLY4C-2068_1?wid=408&hei=550&op_sharpen=1&resMode=sharp2&qlt=90
FWIW I needed a new belt. My girlfriend was like "you are a Michael Kors guy now." 🤦‍♂️
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
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Your dad feels guilty for his own romantic indiscretions so he is willing to go to bat for you with yours. What a nice little circle of life you have going.

I'm interested in hearing about the conversation with your pops. We're you candid about why you needed him to lie?
Cybargs
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why the fuck would you take a chinese girl to shen yun. why would you go to shen yun.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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He's a Falun Gong sympathizer
unnamednewbie13
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the 'girl problems' of daily mail

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<e: lol they deleted the img>

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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3690
You shouldn't eat lunch anyway. Just eat breakfast and dinner. Reduce your calorie intake and take a one a day vitamin.

Lunch for me is almost always a white coffee.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3690
I am getting to know this nerdy 22 year old white girl substitute teacher at work. I think I can hook up with her. 11 year age difference.

https://media.zenfs.com/en/nerdist_761/eda57740a48e9131d730c6e07860e791
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6707|Oxferd Ohire
eat lunch not dinner
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