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SuperJail Warden
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I am not overly horny. Have you ever considered I may be the victim?
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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Never
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Well guys can be victims too. Why is it always the guy's fault?
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KEN-JENNINGS
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Haha wow what a post. Macbeth, you are a very interesting fellow. Clearly a misogynist, but also an jntetesting guy.
uziq
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i really don't understand the appetite for destruction with all this workplace romancing. it's a persistent theme with macbeth (if we are to believe his high-school mythos). what's even weirder is that he's around kids all day. that is not a very erotic environment. reading about these lot being 'distracted' and not paying attention to their kids because they're too busy flirting ... gross lmao.

i like to do my job, get paid, and get into as few compromising sexual relations as possible. there's enough choices outside of work.
SuperJail Warden
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I have heard a lot of scandalous stuff like the kindergarten teacher having sex with another teacher in the supply closet. The married with children 2nd grade teacher and the substitute teacher. The dean of students cheating on his wife with another teacher who worked in the building. Teacher and principal etc. If they could do it, why can't I? We are all unionized workers. Worse comes to worse, they will just transfer us to different buildings like the Catholic Church does.


I live in a genre of pornography.

I have a small update related to it all. Would you like it?
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uziq
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it's a genre of pornography because of horny teenage students fantasising about it. adults should know better.
SuperJail Warden
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You would be doing the same thing if you were in my position.
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uziq
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i work in an industry that is famously staffed by about 70% highly educated women in the lower tiers of every organisation.

if you think supply teachers in new jersey are irresistible, try a publishing house in new york.

would not/have not done the same thing. unless this girl is a rare 'love of your life' candidate, you're just being thirsty and desperate.
SuperJail Warden
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I am not desperate. I get laid every weekend with the Asian girl.  I have a $49.99 charge on my card from Walgreens for a Plan B to prove it. If you saw the 25 year old, you would understand why I feel so attracted to her. Maybe I will show you a picture on Discord.

So an update on the situation. I have gotten her used to taking trips with me to empty classrooms to hang out for awhile at work. We went to one classroom today so she could show me the portfolio of a project she did with her students. We were in the dark room looking over the project while I gassed her up about how wonderful of a teacher she is. She was getting giggly and red again. It was a nice moment. Regarding ignoring the kids...there are 6 teachers in our pod. 4 could handle the rest of the kids while we take little trips around the campus to 'stretch our legs'.

The AC wasn't working in the room we were with the students. So we took a trip to the far side of the building where my classroom with an AC is. We enjoyed hanging out while talking more explicitly regarding sex stuff we couldn't talk about around the students and other teachers. Doubly so since the jealous lady teacher supervisor sits near us and listens while doing admin work. I can tell the places she sits and doesn't sit when she wants to listen in vs. read her book and mellow out.

.25 and the teacher supervisor (T.C) aren't becoming friends. I think .25 is grating on T.C. Again being nearly a decade younger and prettier isn't helping .25 win the friendship of T.C. I noticed the other day .25 corrected T.C. regarding mispronouncing her last name while T.C. was trying to ask .25 a question. You could feel the tension especially since it is weird to use Ms./Mr. between teachers unless a student in is our presence/part of the conversation.

"Ms. Williams did you grade the assignment?"
"William without the s. And yes I did."
.25 then turns around and continues talking to me while T.C. got back to her admin work after that. I could tell when T.C. is annoyed.

I mentioned how T.C. told .25 about the kindergarten teacher sex story. My classroom blind was closed and you can't see into my class. So when .25 entered the room she rolled up the blinds and said "got to roll this up. after hearing about the kindergarten teacher story " That led to us talking about sex stories and stuff like while enjoying the AC. I also gave her one of my desk ornaments that she loved and gave a name to. Before we left our station we were supposed to be on, .25 told T.C. we were leaving for awhile which she didn't have to do at all and again annoyed T.C.

While walking to the other side of the building, guess who we passed? The substitute teacher that you guys write bad rumors about. She is a secretary now. She helps run the teacher grant program that .25 got some stuff from. The former substitute teacher (S.T.) called me a devil and told me to not speak to her ever again. Regarding that year she also said "It feels like I dreamed that year and I hate it." We don't talk or even acknowledge each other anymore. Her mom, one of the dean of students, is still super nice to me though. While we were passing in the stairs, .25 was to my right while S.T. was coming up my left. I squished by S.T. while still giving .25 a bunch of space to go down the stairs like the queen she is. After we passed by I told .25 that that is the daughter of a dean of students and .25 responded by "I thought they looked alike. I always see her in the principal office in [.25's wing of the building]. Hmm. Mixed feelings about that. On the one hand, I hope S.T. feels envy towards .25 whenever she sees her because she can go fuck herself. I am not the devil. You don't treat people that way. I was victimized again. On the other hand...it could be a bad situation if I manage to finally hook up with .25 and S.T. is spiteful or something. Oh well. .25 is getting moved to a different floor anyway next year.

Last bit of nonsense regarding .25. Her unemployed bipolar recovered drug addict boyfriend. Learned some more interesting stuff about him today. They just moved in together in April and have been dating for only a few months. That's a good sign for me. I learned why he lost his job as a house painter. The house painting company had staff who were cruel to animals and he rage quit after his boss refused to come down on the other workers regarding their animal cruelty. Apparently, the paint crew would kill any animals that got near their work instead of releasing them or something. Anyhow, even though he was in rehab for Xanax and alcohol abuse after crashing his car, he and .25 still smoke pot (like a good portion of people in my field.) .25 also mentioned that it is hard for her boyfriend to get jobs since he has a fraud charge on his record. He got arrested with a fake ID and apparently that gets you a fraud charge. And fraud charges are impossible to remove from your record and are instant disqualifiers for most jobs. So his work trouble is uh troubled. Today we finally discussed him a little bit and I took a moment to talk about how hard all of those problems are on her. She agreed it is hard but also promised she had her own problems she brings to the table. Endearing codependent relationship. "codependent relationship" I need to drop that term sometime if we actually discuss him again even though I try not to. Anyhow, this girl needs to be saved. I can save her. I have to save her.

I think we are definitely working up to hooking up in one of the classrooms while we stretch our legs at work. Maybe if work ends early or gets canceled or something I can offer to smoke her out at my place. At that point it will be a wrap.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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Creepy Creeperson.

The way you talk about conditioning her (grooming) is gross, dude.

I feel partly to blame for pushing you to move out of your parents' house.
uziq
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yeah, the level of calculation and planning is deeply weird. this is your workplace and you're turning it into a minotaur's labyrinth of quiet corners and unoccupied classrooms for your skeevy designs. not good.
SuperJail Warden
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There you go again bullying me. Some of the users here I suspect are still incels. I am giving them a valuable insider look at whatever it is that I am doing.

I am sharing my lived experience.

Funny you brought up conditioning. I just wrote a paper about behaviorism and its use in schools. I have textbook knowledge of conditioning and I don't believe that is what I am doing.

Please apologize.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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I have textbook knowledge of conditioning too. Psychology 100. Basic stuff.

Maybe she's the one conditioning you!

She's built a nice little work friendship, and this coworker dotes on her and sends her sweet nothings and baubles off his desk, and all she has to do is feign interest in whatever it is this weirdo is talking about. She goes home every day to an apartment full of joy. Her boyfriend, who is currently between jobs, has a warm, home-cooked meal waiting for her. They talk about her nice coworker, and she tells him how she finds it weird that they only talk in dark rooms, but they both laugh as she mentions how she had to turn up the blinds and deflect to another topic whenever the coworker tried to steer the conversation down a more sexual route.

"And omg, loving bf, I forgot to tell you about the gossip I've heard from other teachers- supposedly this teacher hooked up with the daughter of the dean of students. I heard she's disabled! I can't help but think he's using his basic special education knowledge to take advantage of these girls. Anyway, next time he offers to buy me lunch I'll ask him to buy a meal to-go for you, dear boyfriend. I don't care how long it takes to get a job as long as you keep being a caring, doting, loving partner. Maybe one day we can invite WT (how she refers to her Weird Teacher colleague) over for dinner?"
uziq
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oh my god. the elegance. the sheer ambition of it. the grandeur. she is leading macbeth to auto-cuck himself. one of the rarest manoeuvres seen in the wild.

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SuperJail Warden
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I have textbook knowledge of conditioning too. Psychology 100. Basic stuff.

Maybe she's the one conditioning you!

She's built a nice little work friendship, and this coworker dotes on her and sends her sweet nothings and baubles off his desk, and all she has to do is feign interest in whatever it is this weirdo is talking about. She goes home every day to an apartment full of joy. Her boyfriend, who is currently between jobs, has a warm, home-cooked meal waiting for her. They talk about her nice coworker, and she tells him how she finds it weird that they only talk in dark rooms, but they both laugh as she mentions how she had to turn up the blinds and deflect to another topic whenever the coworker tried to steer the conversation down a more sexual route.

"And omg, loving bf, I forgot to tell you about the gossip I've heard from other teachers- supposedly this teacher hooked up with the daughter of the dean of students. I heard she's disabled! I can't help but think he's using his basic special education knowledge to take advantage of these girls. Anyway, next time he offers to buy me lunch I'll ask him to buy a meal to-go for you, dear boyfriend. I don't care how long it takes to get a job as long as you keep being a caring, doting, loving partner. Maybe one day we can invite WT (how she refers to her Weird Teacher colleague) over for dinner?"

+1.

We will just have to see where this goes then. Maybe I will manage to groom her into cucking her boyfriend like I did the soldier's wife. Maybe not. I can promise you one thing...I will keep you updated.
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SuperJail Warden
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I will also make sure to adapt this story for the cuckold book I have been writing. The New Yorker has shown interest.
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uziq
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junot you are lifetime banned from their august pages.
Dilbert_X
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I think we are definitely working up to hooking up in one of the classrooms while we stretch our legs at work. Maybe if work ends early or gets canceled or something I can offer to smoke her out at my place. At that point it will be a wrap.
Macbeth Its a flawless plan, you should implement ASAP.
If you need more relationship advice feel free to PM me, that applies to anyone on this forum.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
uziq
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macbeth, as your lawyer i feel it’s my professional duty to advise you to cease posting this sort of thing, effective immediately.
unnamednewbie13
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"Do anything once" how about reach enlightenment and transcend to a being of pure energy? I mean this guy's answer is probably a (foul) joke, but so many people come up with stuff like "unlimited taco bell" or "one million dollars" and similarly unimaginative ideas for their hypothetical wishes.

What would ethics be for a being of pure energy? Would interacting with humanity be a big no-no, like a documentary cameraman interfering with wildlife? Would some hyper-dimensional ranger drop by and be like "don't transmute a bar of gold for that family, you'll make them dependent."
uziq
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a lot of frustrated nerds have found out that having the 'alpha' engineering degree and the nice salary and the tesla don't add up to happiness or make you interesting to women (A H  E M). turns out they really hate women and would rape them if they could get away with it.
unnamednewbie13
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Does Mac ever talk about women he dates in terms of anything other than "facebook 6's."
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Of course I do. I give them funny names.
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SuperJail Warden
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Work is a rollercoaster but nothing new there. Just spending time together at work, going on trips, leaving together. It is probably a weird show to the other teachers. If this girl didn't have a live in boyfriend we would have hooked up by now.

I started talking to a new girl. She is 33 and from Poland. Came to the U.S. when she was 12. Still has a sweet accent. Very pretty from her pictures which are recent. She owns two cats: Killer and Logan. She is also suicidal. She said so today. I think she may have also been hospitalized for a suicide attempt months ago. Anyhow we have been talking for a week now. I am going to travel to the Brooklyn to see her next weekend. Today we watched her favorite show on Netflix together while on the phone. Her favorite show is Lucifer and she read the books True Blood was based on. She is also "loud and proud" Catholic. Which frightens me because Catholics and Poles especially can't figure out or reject birth control and these are dangerous times. But as I said I am super excited to get involved with this one.

The Chinese girl is coming over Saturday. I have made no promises or anything to this girl. In fact we aren't even Facebook friends. I don't even know her last name or what her real name is since Chinese people use courtesy names. The new girl actually looked me up and added me on Facebook after I posted a screenshot with my name. That was both desperate and adorable of her. But at this point in time...the new girl is technically more integrated in my life than the other one.

There's more to all of this but I am too high and tired.
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