Androoz wrote:
lol xD
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A New Zealand doctor fights off shark with knife, stitches his wounds, then goes to pub for beer.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/9652234 … es-own-leg
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/9652234 … es-own-leg
Well if you got her name I hope you reported herJay wrote:
I was out on a balcony one time smoking a cig and watching the street and watched some asian woman in a BMW blow through a stop sign and take a motorcycle moving at 50 mph in the right fender. Motorcyclist went tumbling through the air and landed in a bush about 30 feet away. Broke his arm but walked away fine otherwise. Lucky as fuck.
So public spirited.Jay wrote:
He sued the fuck out of her but I ducked his lawyer every time he asked me to testify. Fuck that, I felt bad for him, but he was doing 50 in a 30 so he was a dickhead too.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
i hope the asian lady's car is okay
I vote we change Canada to Canadia.
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
I do. Ask bugz
3 inches of snow and the entire south shuts down.
hey guys
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
hey guys
The fact that the Super bowl is getting the best weather we've seen in weeks makes me think those government weather conspiracy theorists might be on to something.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
it's trueAdams_BJ wrote:
I do. Ask bugz
I sure could go for some eggs, bacon and sausages. What about you bugz?
Sounds delicious. I'll stick with my chicken, rice and veggies for dinner though.Adams_BJ wrote:
I sure could go for some eggs, bacon and sausages. What about you bugz?
I wouldn't mind if this song played when I enter a room
Russians...
Russian poetry lover 'stabs' prose champion
Russian poetry lover 'stabs' prose champion
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And Spam.Adams_BJ wrote:
I sure could go for some eggs, bacon and sausages.
Yeah, if they run out of meter and rhythm in an argument, they have to resort to deadly violence.
Stupid poets!
Ive started making desserts with warm maple syrup; that shit's the shit. Expensive but just the job over pancakes and ice cream, take's me back to my childhood
Is that rare across the pond? I guess I've been taking the fact that I live so close to canadia for granted
PussiesIvan Kara wrote:
3 inches of snow and the entire south shuts down.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Interesting. The 'Should we change the flag' discussion has come up again and the biggest news website here has included my design as a potential option. Wouldn't that be cool if they picked my flag and then you could look at the NZ flag and say "I know the person who designed that - he's a cunt."
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lets see your design
pirana6 wrote:
lets see your design
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