Stubbee
Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts
+223|6982|Reality
The ban defines illegal slot machines as any "system or network of devices" that may be used in a game of chance.
http://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/20 … ext/er/PDF
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Uzique The Lesser
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seeing as i don't want to read a 22 page draft for some legislation pertaining to a niche leisure-time activity in a state i am likely never going to visit again... can you please add some more substance to your OP? i don't imagine many people are going to read that PDF, especially seeing as it is clearly still an early draft stage and hasn't been finalized yet.

how has an illegal slot machine ban ended up "banning access to the internet"? obviously the legal documents have to have an open-ended definition of what a 'slot machine' is, otherwise wily people will start devising slightly-different devices or systems that allows the activity to go on, unpunished. the wording of legal documents is normally quite abstract and formally vague. are you aware of the different methods of judicial interpretation? there are several 'laws' a legal official can use when appealing to legislation or statute. no interpretations of this document, or whatever clause you are talking about, is going to 'literally' ban all computers that can connect to the internet. in fact very few areas of law or statutory governance ever involve a strictly-legal interpretation of documents, normally it is the judges discretion, except in the extreme cases of child-porn or murder or some such offence where the application of law and tariffs for punishment are very rigorously set.

i hope you're not being this stupid?

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Stubbee
Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts
+223|6982|Reality
DAMNIT

forgot the link. Sorry.

a 'slot machine' is define as any system or network that may be used to access gambling sites.

watch the embedded video in the story

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/0 … 61701.html

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The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Uzique The Lesser
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hmm, yeah, huffington post. bit of a non-story to me. loads of legal documents are worded in an open-ended way. sometimes it may be poor legalese writing on the parts of the legislators, but more often its purposefully left open to interpretation, to stop people taking advantage of 'strict' definitions. if you define a slot machine in a very specific way, all that's going to happen is all the people with vested/monied interests in slot machines are going to find some way to side-step it. then the legal process of revision/updating the law trundles along, taking months and years. that's no good. sometimes they'll write a wide-ended definition of something so that the document has lots of future-proofing.

the article seems to dramatize a non-story. unless huffpost really think law-enforcers are going to be so stupid as to apply a literal interpretation to that document (which, as i said, the law has several models of interpretation, see here)

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unnamednewbie13
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Just wow.

In other Floridan news:

Gov. Rick Scott signs bill to speed up executions in Florida. But on the net cafe ban:

"the right thing to do for our state." -Gov. Rick Scott

Nice to see they have their priorities in order.
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
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it's context dependent. sometimes there are whole cafes for online gambling and illegal slots. sometimes you see pc's or similar devices in clubs or things like that running a slot operation. it's not inconceivable that there are actual 'cafes' just for this sort of gambling activity. it's not like they're going to send police to every single internet cafe to shut it down, with no warrant or proof (who even uses net-cafes anymore).
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|7010|PNW

But still...state-sanctioned killing: good. Private gambling: bad. GG, Florida.
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
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that's more like GG america. you're cool bombing innocent 'insurgents' all over the world and you're cool locking up someone for 20+ years for possessing a bag of weed, but then it's outrageous that someone tries to gamble, or have an abortion. that's 'GG america'. that's what happens when you let crazy christian fundies set the moral agenda on capitol hill.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6928|Tampa Bay Florida
Whats not being said is that they passed that gambling bill because the lieutenant governor got caught and ended up resigning because of

On March 12, 2013 Carroll resigned from office over a federal gambling racketeering case in which she has been questioned about the previous day by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. Carroll once owned public relations firm, 3N & JC that represented Allied Veterans, and she did work for the company at the same time she served in the Florida House. Allied veterans and associates of the organization are under investigation. Chief of staff for Governor Rick Scott, Adam Hollingsworth, told the press that: "Lt. Gov. Carroll resigned in an effort to keep her former affiliations with the company from distracting from the administration’s important work on behalf of Florida families. She made the right decision for the state and her family."[
Then the legislature went into panic/damage control mode and ended up passing that bill within one week.  Just sloppy work, obviously.
unnamednewbie13
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Uzique The Lesser wrote:

that's more like GG america. you're cool bombing innocent 'insurgents' all over the world and you're cool locking up someone for 20+ years for possessing a bag of weed, but then it's outrageous that someone tries to gamble, or have an abortion. that's 'GG america'. that's what happens when you let crazy christian fundies set the moral agenda on capitol hill.
The District of Columbia and the following 18 U.S. states currently do not have an enforceable death penalty statute (the year it was abolished is in parentheses):
Alaska (1957)
Connecticut (2012)1
Hawaii (1957)
Illinois (2011)
Iowa (1965)
Maine (1887)
Maryland (2013)1
Massachusetts (1984)2
Michigan (1846)
Minnesota (1911)
New Jersey (2007)
New Mexico (2009)1
New York (2007)2
North Dakota (1973)
Rhode Island (1984)
Vermont (1964)
West Virginia (1965)
Wisconsin (1853)

Notes:
1. In these states, the death penalty is enforceable for offenses committed before the repeal; that is, abolition was not retroactive.
2. Death penalty statute struck down by court ruling.
Steve-0
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fuck yeah. we shot gary gilmore, and we shouldnt've stopped there.

i like how topics go from banning the internet to the death penalty in 10 posts.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6975|Cinncinatti
i wanna go to utah again
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unnamednewbie13
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+2,053|7010|PNW

Steve-0 wrote:

fuck yeah. we shot gary gilmore, and we shouldnt've stopped there.

i like how topics go from banning the internet to the death penalty in 10 posts.
It's because when we look at dumb ass laws that various states have, we also look at what is legal in said states so we can tell if their priorities have any logic. "We don't like big government unless it suits our political views" deserves to be questioned.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6928|Tampa Bay Florida

Steve-0 wrote:

fuck yeah. we shot gary gilmore, and we shouldnt've stopped there.

i like how topics go from banning the internet to the death penalty in 10 posts.
Shut your mouth slut
AussieReaper
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Steve-0 wrote:

fuck yeah. we shot gary gilmore, and we shouldnt've stopped there.

i like how topics go from banning the internet to the death penalty in 10 posts.
It's because when we look at dumb ass laws that various states have, we also look at what is legal in said states so we can tell if their priorities have any logic. "We don't like big government unless it suits our political views" deserves to be questioned.
That's Republicans for you though. No big government! But please ban abortion and gays.
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unnamednewbie13
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Because God says so. An oh btw, separation of church and state is sacred.
Stubbee
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God also said don't wear clothes made with more than 1 type of fiber.
God has no problem with polygamy or slavery
God said don't eat shellfish or shrimp
God said all plants and seed are ours to use.

Funny people these fundies.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
unnamednewbie13
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Here's what these guys have to say about it:

[...]God does not want manufacturers producing shoddy materials in order to take advantage of their customers.

A wise principle to follow in selecting either a pure or mixed garment is to purchase the best quality one can afford—it will last longer and fit better than inferior, less expensive clothes. The primary reason to do this is to honor and glorify God in what we wear, especially if the clothing is to be worn primarily for church services. However, it is not wise to go into debt buying better quality than one can afford.
...yeah.
Uzique The Lesser
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so much for christians being modest.

CONSUME THE MOST EXPENSIVE AND FLASHY CLOTHING YOU CAN.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5596|London, England
Expensive doesn't have to be flashy. Just says well made.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Uzique The Lesser
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i think the idea of spending out on quality garments to "honor god" is a pretty strange concept. not exactly one with a history of scholasticism. seems quite american to me. or did jesus instruct his impoverished followers to go get some new robes? i am not exactly a bible scholar but it seems to contradict the message of humility.

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unnamednewbie13
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"The best quality you can afford to glorify god," because supreme beings care about the thread-count of your silk tie collection. No, they do it to glorify themselves before other worshipers.

While bragging about how humble they are in front of a microphone.

It's one of the many contradictory views seen in the political views of citizenry, like wanting the state to ban all abortion but accelerate death row, and control gays but not guns. And now Florida's temper tantrum about online/computerized gambling (??) but hearty support of execution.

What the hell?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5596|London, England

Uzique The Lesser wrote:

i think the idea of spending out on quality garments to "honor god" is a pretty strange concept. not exactly one with a history of scholasticism. seems quite american to me. or did jesus instruct his impoverished followers to go get some new robes? i am not exactly a bible scholar but it seems to contradict the message of humility.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plain_dress
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Uzique The Lesser
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yes... don't most of those communities make their own clothes? most stuff i have read/watched about the amish show cloth-making as one of the main roles of the women.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5596|London, England
My Quaker high school believed in plain dress, but it simply meant no flashy clothing. Wore a shirt and tie to school every day, which seemed fancy to me back in the day, but I understand now how it really worked to prevent people from getting caught up in clothing trends. What could be more uncool than dressing like an unkempt businessman or woman every day?

Anyway, now that I've progressed beyond Old Navy and Pac Sun for clothing, I've come to appreciate well made clothes that last longer, and yes, cost more.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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