mikeshw
Radioactive Glo
+130|6808|A Small Isle in the Tropics

BladeRunner wrote:

The Sniper looked right down his scope
and noticed a spawncamping dope
The n00b's name was red
So now he is dead
and rotting like moth-eaten rope

The Sniper next sees his screen
“You have been punished for a teamkill”
And he wanted to scream
“You were a red!”, he shouted with a shrill

sorry, Blade, couldnt pass up on this one..

Last edited by mikeshw (2005-11-11 19:19:39)

Maj0r_W00dy
Member
+0|6813
There once was a n(.)(.)b from Nantucket,
He carried his bullets in a bucket,
The name was in blue, but he had no clue,
So he got the TK and said f@%k it.

W00dy

Last edited by Maj0r_W00dy (2005-11-11 22:08:26)

BladeRunner
Member
+5|6719|UK

mikeshw wrote:

BladeRunner wrote:

The Sniper looked right down his scope
and noticed a spawncamping dope
The n00b's name was red
So now he is dead
and rotting like moth-eaten rope

The Sniper next sees his screen
“You have been punished for a teamkill”
And he wanted to scream
“You were a red!”, he shouted with a shrill

sorry, Blade, couldnt pass up on this one..
no worries!...I like it!

This is like 'Whose Line is it Anyway' meets 'Poetry Corner'

BladeRunner
Member
+5|6719|UK
I'm addicted to Battlefield 2
Like a punk is addicted to glue
I'm full of life's ills
But just look at my kills!
When I stop breathing is when I'll be through
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6735|Dallas
Toil trouble and strife
All I wanted to do was fly
This game is ruining my life
Now all I want to do is die

I spent on this game most of my money
Hours and hours of fun I thought
Because of this game, goodbye to my honey
Sadness grief and loneliness it has taught

Jobless, penniless and broke
Three things not to be in a city
People look and point poor bloak
They look and scowl and react with pity

Woe is me and how I am sad
This game is a curse I'll you that
I can't believe things got so bad
Meanwhile EA is rich and fat


BladeRunner
Member
+5|6719|UK

Cougar wrote:

Toil trouble and strife
All I wanted to do was fly
This game is ruining my life
Now all I want to do is die

I spent on this game most of my money
Hours and hours of fun I thought
Because of this game, goodbye to my honey
Sadness grief and loneliness it has taught

Jobless, penniless and broke
Three things not to be in a city
People look and point poor bloak
They look and scowl and react with pity

Woe is me and how I am sad
This game is a curse I'll you that
I can't believe things got so bad
Meanwhile EA is rich and fat


Nice. Poignient. You been listening to The Smiths / The Cure / Joy Division by any chance ?
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6726|United States of America
My poem sucks but here it is....

In the city called mashtuur,
I look to the sky and see a blur,
It's a Black Hawk I'm safe.

Then I see flashes from a gun,
Hundreds of rounds hittin beside me RUN!
It's a Black Hawk I'm suppose to be safe.

One stray round hit my head,
Oh dear god now I'm dead,
It's a Black Hawk I'm not safe.

Omg, a teamkill,
punishh him surely i will,
Moron in a Black Hawk.

The enemy in the shadows is no longer here,
No, now i see thim, there,
Fire this M95, hit his head.
"Sorry, Black Hawk was in my line of fire"
From then on he knew to shoot me would be dire.



Sucks but you get the idea that revenge is sweet!

Last edited by Miller (2005-11-14 18:46:30)

aketchupbottle
Member
+0|6721
hey miller,

ur poem really does suck, lol 
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6726|United States of America
Yah i knew it would. but its ur job to pick on me...
ArmedPartisan
Member
+3|6716
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BASE RAPING/STAT PADDING. HAHAHAHA
Resistance Army forever!
Chaka
Member
+0|6709
What's buzzing in the air ?
Maybe some point farmers ?
Papa Bear, Papa Bear !
Just spotted a chopper !

Spawnkillers and statspadders...
They always go by pair
One for heal, one for repair
I hate those crappy lamers !


...


The Black-Hawk owns
Leaving only ashes
And medics burying bones
Hope that noob crashes !





------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Coolbeano wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

Coolbeano:

Explain the french in your poem?

I'm a lit major.
La fin est près.
The end is near.

Très près.
Very near.

La fin, c'était près, mais la fin, c'est ici.
The end, it used to be near, but the end, it is here.
"La fin est près" is incorrect. You should write "La fin est proche". (and maybe "La fin était proche, mais la fin est ici." would be better too)

Last edited by Chaka (2005-11-15 16:34:28)

Xiver
Member
+0|6748
The Plane Whores 1:

A new round begins.
The first four kills are teamkills.
Plane whores in the sky.

-----------------------------------------

The Plane Whores 2:

Fly high in the sky.
No fear of death will you find.
Three rounds then a kick.

-----------------------------------------

The Sniper:

Aim high, Breath deep, fire.
My enemy falls to earth.
Their knives come closer.
-101-InvaderZim
Member
+42|6814|Waikato, Aotearoa
Hear the big guns go
boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom
boom boom
boom boom
boom boom boom

Pte Balderick 1917

Last edited by -101-InvaderZim (2005-11-21 22:15:37)

Barrakuda777
Member
+86|6707|Somewhere near a shrub or rock
Just a quick one

The Wannabee

Life thru a lense,
The way it should be
The life of a sniper’s, the one for me

Faithfully off to my favourite spot
Sneaky am I
I will kill the lot

Claymore down
Now im safe
Perched above a friendly base

The enemy push
Mayhem ensues
Frags aplenty, what a rush

The firefight passes
A new flag to prove
Past me and away the battle has moved

A question is asked
Do I follow?
Or in former glory do I lay and bask?

I shall stay here,
In my spot I will linger
Proving myself the complete beginner!
flyinlow
Member
+0|6695
AGRAVATION


Behind enemy lines
my parachute pops.
I float in like a ghost,
and glide to a stop.

I creep and I crawl,
I stay low to the ground.
It takes a long time,
but I've got my route down.

After 10 minutes of low crawl
and hiding in bushes on slopes.
The enemies base I've
now got in my scope.

Suddenly, one lone soldier appears,
and he runs toward me without any fear.
He takes a jump, then dives and rolls into my sights.
He fires only one round, but still... I F***'n DIE.
NJG HukaMaster
Member
+1|6745
I think this should be the next contest. Some are really good! Better than those pictures.
bs6749
Member
+3|6715
The following is not a poem but a song. I thought it approptiate for the holidays. In case you were wondering you should sing it to the Christmas song "Up on the Housetop".

                   

                    GLITCH


I climbed up the ladder click click click.
Killed by my teammate (what a dick).
I went to punish, but to my surprise
There was no option before my eyes.
Who, who, who! Who knows?
Who, who, who! Who knows?
What the fuck happened?
What is this shit?
I've just been TKed
And now I'm ticked.

It happens again the next time that I spawned.
The killer types to me "you were pwned".
But what he does not realize.
He TKed me not once, but twice.
Who, who, who! Who knows?
Who, who, who! Who knows?
What the fuck happened?
What is this shit?
I've been TKed twice
And now I'm pissed.

I grab my rifle and hunt him down.
Then l kill this no talent ass clown.
I look at my screen and to my surprise.
He was actually on my side.
Who, who, who! Who knows?
Who, who, who! Who knows?
What the fuck happened?
What is this shit?
I've been punished for a TK
And now I've been kicked.



Happy Holidays everyone.
bs6749
Member
+3|6715
This one just came to me after I wrote my previous one. Let me know whether or not they are any good. I thought they were decent and at least mildly comical to most. I have a title to this one which appears after it so it doesn't ruin the ending. It is another Christmas song parody if you will. After "Silent Night".


Silent map. Holy crap.
All are gone, noone in sight.
No friendlies and no hostiles.
Noone can be seen for miles and miles.
Where oh where could they be?
Where is the rest of my team?

Silent map. Holy crap.
Noone around. Noone to fight.
No friendlies and no hostiles.
Noone can be seen for miles and miles.
I look at my map, what do I see?
They are all waiting for the heli!









"Chopper Whores" is the title that I chose for this one.


Happy Holidays again to everyone.

Last edited by bs6749 (2005-12-16 00:32:38)

NJG HukaMaster
Member
+1|6745
Very Nice, and fitting with the holidays!!!!!
Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|6712

I liked bs6749'silent night, so I thought I'd make one of my own,to the tune of Jingle Bells, starting from the chorus.

Noob Tubers, BunnyHoppers, Dolphin Divers,
Oh what fun it is to have a nade launched at my feet.
HEY
Noob Tubers, BunnyHoppers, Dolphin Divers,
Oh what fun it is to have a nade launched at my feet.
Flying through Wake, in a 2 seated helo, over the Carrier we go,
owning on the way. HA HA HA.
Then the Machine Guns ring, lighting up the sky, oh what fun it is to be Essexed out of the sky.

Noob Tubers, BunnyHoppers, Dolphin Divers,
Oh what fun it is to have a nade launched at my feet.
HEY
Noob Tubers, BunnyHoppers, Dolphin Divers,
Oh what fun it is to have a nade launched at my feet.
HEY
Spawning at South Base, I'm just about to snipe.
Aww hell no just been killed,
by that blackhawk in the sky.

Noob Tubers, BunnyHoppers, Dolphin Divers,
Oh what fun it is to have a nade launched at my feet.
HEY
Noob Tubers, BunnyHoppers, Dolphin Divers,
Oh what fun it is to have a nade launched at my feet.
HEY

MERRY CHRISTMAS
Proxima
Member
+0|6726
To the tune of 'It's A Long Way To Tipperary':
We're all at the spawn point
Time to run for the jeeps
I can't get there quickly
So I'm left behind at home

Oh it's a long way to the action
And I have to walk
Oh, it's a long, long way to the action
Since the f**kers took the jeeps...

etc.

Also,

Deck the halls with cartridge casings
Fa la la la la la
Follow up with some grenades in
Fa la la la la la
Waltzing in machineguns blazing
Fa la la la la la

etc.

I can't be bothered to finish either of them...

Last edited by Proxima (2005-12-19 11:17:59)

waffles666
Member
+0|6665
i would have to say that this is THE best poems i have seen and iv just had the best 30min of my week reading these rippers, when my tiny mind pops out an idear its goin straight here:)
Horseman 77
Banned
+160|6808

NJG HukaMaster wrote:

Here is one more...

I love hairy legs,
and Isreal too.
Hoods and car bombs,
and the land of Jews.
Cant we all just get along?
What would Rodney do?
give  the  land   back    that
dosn't  belong  to    you.
freebirdpat
Base Rapist
+5|6724

Horseman 77 wrote:

NJG HukaMaster wrote:

Here is one more...

I love hairy legs,
and Isreal too.
Hoods and car bombs,
and the land of Jews.
Cant we all just get along?
What would Rodney do?
give  the  land   back    that
dosn't  belong  to    you.
It belongs to those with superior firepower.
If you cannot take the land back it is not yours.
Ask the Indians(American or Asian). Ask the Tibetan people. Ask the aboriginal aussies.
The Palestinians would probably get a better reputation if they didn't suicide bomb.
DR-BLAZ
Member
+0|6668

the_heart_attack wrote:

there once was a man from karkand
in a country covered with sand
he drove a vodnik by day
but i think he was gay
that explains his swollen ass gland
I laughed so hard at this I dropped a lit cigarette on my keyboard. Wow.

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