BF2S Forums whats your alltime favorite movie quote?

As always I don't have a favorite but I'll put some up for good measure.

Anything Gunnery Sgt. Hatman says in FMJ, like: "You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

Then we advance to:

"A censur taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Ff ff ff ff ff ff ff." ~Hannibal Lecter

We continue on to "High Strung"

[about breakfast cereal] "It's really amazing, you know, no matter how little milk you pour on the bowl, there's always some left at the end, so you have to pour more cereal or slurp the milk like you're some kind of a dog, I won't take it, I'd rather be dead!"  ~Thane Furrows

"I was in Las Vegas, don't ask why. When I got pulled over by a cop for making a right-hand turn on a redlight. Prostitution is legal in Las Vegas, but I made the terrible mistake of doing a right-hand turn on a red light. I could've been having sex, on the hood of the car, in the middle of the intersection, no problem. I could probably avoid the ticket by telling the cop I was a pimp and was out for a late night collection, but then she would've asked to see my hat and I would've been in trouble" ~Thane Furrows

[After a monolouge about Vietnam which I cannot remember in its entirity] "Damn, I'm glad I was just in grade school." ~Thane Furrows.

"Man, i got really wasted last night" "Yea, I ate a big red candle"- anchor man

"Yippikiyay motherfucker"-die hard

"I love lamp"-anchor man

"Loud loud noises!"- anchor man...that movie is so cool

Not so much a line but more a scene:

"Why does God create a man like Rambo?"
"God didn't create Rambo, lt was me."
"Who are you?"
"Sam Trautman. Colonel Samuel Trautman."
"We have a lot to do. What do you want?"
"l'm here because of my boy."
"Your boy?"
"l recruited him, trained him and commanded him for years in Vietnam. He belongs to me."
"Why does the Pentagon send a colonel to sort things out?"
"The army thought l could help."
"l don't know how. Rambo is a civilian now, so he's my problem."
"You don't understand. l'm not here to save Rambo from you, But you from him."
"Thanks for your concern, Colonel. We'll take real care."
"Amazing that some men survived!"
"Oh really?"
"Strictly speaking, he failed. You were lucky!"
"Great! So you're just here to see why your machine broke down?"
"You're dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. He's the best with a gun, a knife and his bare hands. He was trained to ignore pain and the weather, and to eat things a goat would puke up. ln Vietnam his job was to get rid of enemy personnel, to kill them. Winning by attrition. And Rambo was the best!" - First Blood

"Who do you think this man is; God?"
"No, god would have mercy, Rambo wont" - Rambo III

"I don't think he's comin' back." - American Pie

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"Say hello to my lil' friend"
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Starfleet1403 wrote:

"Revenge is a Dish best served cold!"

Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan, later reused by Quentin Tarantino in Kill Bill Vol. 1

We're looking for nuclear wessles

Now that's how you supposed to shoot, from now on that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that WOOOOO... it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some disfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.

" There is no spoon " - The Matrix

"Liscense and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER"

DocZ wrote:

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Dead Mans Chest:

Marty: It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a draw-ring of a key.
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen... what do keys do?
Leech: Keys... unlock... t'ings?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So... we're going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.

I don't care what you say I liked this movie.

MorbiD.ShoT wrote:

Okay...I think I have the best quote ever.

It's from the movie "Sidekicks"

With Chuck Norris and that weird ass blonde haired asthma attacking wannabe karate kid.

"Pffttt...Chuck Norris!!??!?!?!"

I just watched that movie last night and I couldn't stop laughing when the Stone Dojo Karate master guy said that.

I mean, it's Chuck fucking Norris.  Seriously.  Chuck Norris?  Dayumm.

"Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris? He doesn't compete anymore kid, and the main reason, one of the main reasons he doesn't compete anymore is me. He doesn't compete 'cause I would kick his ass."

Great Line.

god i could go all day from boondock saints

Rocco: I'll catch you on the flip side.

"I have a heart and its for family. I have balls and a brain too and thats for business, and this is business."

"You like dags?"