Funniest hacking accusations (screenshots please)

2006-08-13 16:52:28

#1

N)!(NDarkDragon: Banned; +158|6971

https://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/Lord_Dragonclaw/HackerSig-1-1-1.jpg

I think that about sums it up but the SoC guys were funniest. They kept tking me and saying "Stop hacking and we will stop tking you" when I had 19 kills 11 deaths and I kept killing one stupid n00b in their clan on the other team. That just about sums up a shitty clan and it wasnt even their server. What are your best hacking accusations?

2006-08-13 17:07:38

#2

Bell: Frosties > Cornflakes; +362|6998|UK

Bunny hoping isnt exactly the same as hacking mate. Still, well done on pissing people off lmao

2006-08-13 17:11:35

#3

N)!(NDarkDragon: Banned; +158|6971

Yea 90% of them are bunnyhopping complaints but the rest are them saying i hack xD The SoC guys were funniest though.

2006-08-13 17:13:20

#4

JaM3z: Banned; +311|7160

i got to many and cant be fucked to put em in a nice little list.

2006-08-13 17:22:02

#5

s()mtingWong: Member; +48|7142

Why do most people screenshot anything and everything for example, newbs complaining about cheating but not adding in the cheaters name? For all we know the newb could be talking/typing to another person.

2006-08-13 17:27:11

#6

Raptor1: Member; +19|6937

what did you do for this??

2006-08-13 17:31:48

#7

Hyper: Banned; +154|7200

Raptor1 wrote:
what did you do for this??

just being himself,him and ferdy would make a great couple.

2006-08-13 17:31:52

#8

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7205|United States of America

I think its funny how they thought you were hacking or something when your stats show you suck.

Last edited by Miller (2006-08-13 17:32:21)

2006-08-13 17:39:56

#9

aLi3nZ: Member; +138|6956|New Zealand

Raptor1 wrote:
what did you do for this??

Maybe to laugh at all you stupid nubs that continue to make paranoid cheating accusations because you can't get over the fact someone can shoot straight?

I usually shrug it off or laugh but these accusations are occurring far too much.

I don't have any screenies but pretty much every day, someone is throwing shit my way.

EG.

Man, I got to get myself one of those aimbots.
Stop using that vortex aim bot. (Vortex?)
stop with the hax
I hate you cheaters!
this guy is probably a HACKER because earning 42 GOLD MEDALS IN JUST 9 DAYS is just bout impossible!!!!!!!!!

Seriously what is with these nubs. I have never suspected someone of using an aimbot.

Possibly because I own them anyway because from what I have seen aimbots are not great in this game.

Last edited by aLi3nZ (2006-08-13 17:41:14)

2006-08-13 18:13:24

#10

Harmonics: A stabbing fatality; +22|6952

Miller wrote:
I think its funny how they thought you were hacking or something when your stats show you suck.

thats what i was gonna say

2006-08-13 18:15:07

#11

l41e: Member; +677|7097

aLi3nZ wrote:
Stop using that vortex aim bot. (Vortex?)

Word. People think of the weirdest names for hacks they think other people have.

2006-08-13 18:18:23

#12

bobroonie.bda: Member; +143|7131

http://www.bf2rankedservers.com/forums/ … -4044.html

3rd March 2006, 21:59
the guy named bobroonie.bda is a really bad cheater. I have no proof cause u cant show his proof. U can shoot this guy from behind and he doesnt know ur there and takes no damage then turns around and u die instantly.

Pls monitor him or something cause i hate cheating and we cant let these cheaters take this game over.

ty

Ive been reported which i thought was pretty funny.

2006-08-13 18:59:46

#13

Windrider_Melb: Pwned so often there's an IPO.; +29|6954|Melbourne, Australia

aLi3nZ wrote:
Raptor1 wrote:
what did you do for this??
Maybe to laugh at all you stupid nubs that continue to make paranoid cheating accusations because you can't get over the fact someone can shoot straight?

I usually shrug it off or laugh but these accusations are occurring far too much.

I don't have any screenies but pretty much every day, someone is throwing shit my way.

EG.

Man, I got to get myself one of those aimbots.
Stop using that vortex aim bot. (Vortex?)
stop with the hax
I hate you cheaters!
this guy is probably a HACKER because earning 42 GOLD MEDALS IN JUST 9 DAYS is just bout impossible!!!!!!!!!

Seriously what is with these nubs. I have never suspected someone of using an aimbot.

Possibly because I own them anyway because from what I have seen aimbots are not great in this game.

I've been first-shot-head-shotted by someone looking the other way. I don't accuse, I change server.

I respect that often people are just shit fukking hot at this game. But I have seen aimbot-like behaviours. Like the guy above, but mostly things like people who can apparently see through walls, or line-up headshots while you are hidden and peg you immediately you emerge, or people who can headshot you while going prone - I don't mean dive-ground-shoot-head I mean dive-shoot-head-ground; or while sprinting, or that take a continuous stream of bullets point blank from an LMG or G36C showing you the "cross o' accuracy" as you hit and them having the time to turn around and shoot you where you stand. A mate of mine picked-up a guys Anti-tank kit and it had 7 reloads for the rocket launcher. He's even been bombed by an aircraft on Warlord. Yes. An aircraft. On Warlord.

Bunnyhopping isn't hacking, but it is damned annoying, can't say I've seen too many marines in Iraq do it.

Almost as annoying as the guys that use macros to make their pistols fully automatic. Or people that turn-off detail and shadows so they can see through camouflage better.

Bah. I'm just a grumpy old man. Hopefully the hackers will move to 2142 when it comes out.

\\'

2006-08-13 19:02:29

#14

farmerfez: o wut?; +78|6979

well i have no screen but someone said i was firing too fast when i had a fully automatic weapon. He said i was using a macro to fire the gun oober fast when i had an L85...He went into details what he would do to me...dont want to explain lol.

2006-08-13 19:04:40

#15

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7200|Chicago.

7 headshots IAR. 1 guy.
"bibmack is hacking".
The screenie didn't save.

Last edited by BigmacK (2006-08-13 19:05:39)

2006-08-13 19:05:22

#16

JaM3z: Banned; +311|7160

lol these taken from the top forums, i think you can guess who's they are.

https://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5543/quotes7tt.jpg

https://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6756/quotes29le.jpg

https://img158.imageshack.us/img158/7271/nexarlovecopy5jj.jpg

taken in past 2 weeks, sorry to burst your bubble N)!(NDarkDragon

Last edited by JaM3z (2006-08-13 19:15:01)

2006-08-13 19:06:13

#17

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|7200|Chicago.

Impressive!

2006-08-13 19:06:22

#18

slash_clown: Member; +9|6916|Australia

s()mtingWong wrote:
Why do most people screenshot anything and everything for example, newbs complaining about cheating but not adding in the cheaters name? For all we know the newb could be talking/typing to another person.

Because it adds more pixels to their epenis

2006-08-13 19:07:19

#19

farmerfez: o wut?; +78|6979

holy shit....now THATS a list...

2006-08-13 19:16:25

#20

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7258|Marathon, Florida Keys

dont have a screenshot of it, but someone said "looks like TOPhack has joined us" right after did the jump/throw c4 thing in 1.3 and blew him 50 feet in the air

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

2006-08-13 19:27:18

#21

VeNg3nCe^: ¦Tactics Øver Principles¦; +314|7155|Antarctica

I get so many of these that I have to clean my SS folder out every few months...... usually I have about 250+ screens every time.

2006-08-13 19:54:02

#22

RD_The_Dog: Member; +87|6986

Alot of people acuse others of being able to see through walls. You CAN see through walls with UAV. If you know the map well enough, you can tell EXACTLY where some1 is on the UAV.

Accusing some1 of hacking in-game is a really stupid thing to do. If you're wrong, you make yourself look stupid, and the other guy look good. Personally, i've only ever come across some1 who i thought was hacking once. He was a private with a 300 ping getting repeated head shots with the pistol.

2006-08-13 19:58:19

#23

MECtallica: Member; +73|6953|jalalabad

This topix fails.

2006-08-13 20:05:45

#24

EVIL_STYX: TANK WHORE; +62|7132|FIVE RIVERS OF HELL

Sorry, JaM3z your list is longer, but this is the funniest shit I have ever seen! Plus he does it on the ground.

ROFLMFAO! seriously!

EVIL_STYX OUT!!!

Last edited by EVIL_STYX (2006-08-13 20:06:18)

2006-08-13 20:07:47

#25

alexilaiho68: Where's my coffee gone!?; +45|6949|Australia

MECtallica wrote:
This topix fails.

no you fail

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