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menzo wrote:

i am pedo baiting someone on bf2s irc

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<menzo> hi
<rosesky> ur asl
<menzo> lol  why tongue
<belZe> 14/f/usa
<menzo> 12/f/UK
<rosesky> y u all r so quite
<belZe> secret
<menzo> because we there are no fun boys
* belZe giggles at menzo
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<rosesky> girls tell me 1 thing y girls wear bra
<belZe> Couz they jump when you walk otherwise
<menzo> that
<menzo> but I dont always want to wear it
<menzo> no bra feels free
<rosesky> is it bad if they jump
<menzo> it doesnt feel nice when you run with no bra
<rosesky> but fun boys love free bouncing bs
<menzo> true
<menzo> what is ur asl
<rosesky> 18 uk
<rosesky> u?
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<menzo> i allready posted
<menzo> 12/f/uk
<rosesky> menzo u r toooo young to wear a bra
<menzo> my boobs started young
<rosesky> wow
<rosesky> wht z ur bra size
<rosesky> belze u there.............
<belZe> Ya
<rosesky> belze ur bra size
<belZe> 2A
<belZe> *sigh
<menzo> 32aa sad
<rosesky> as per the new research bra is not good to wear
<menzo> oh
<rosesky> belze do u know this
<belZe> wat
<rosesky> the new research
<belZe> I dont care about researches
<belZe> I war what I like
<rosesky>  check this           http://www.007b.com/why_wear_bras.php
<rosesky> belze do u like sex\
<belZe> Ehh?
<belZe> Im a bit young for that dont you think?=
<rosesky> just asking
<rosesky> menzo has got great boobs
<menzo> tmx smile

than we went on on private chat

<rosesky> do u like sex
<rosesky> tmx\'
<rosesky> tmx?
<rosesky> do u like sex
<menzo> never had it so dono
<rosesky> do u think abt it
<menzo> sometimes, you?
<rosesky> all the time lol
<menzo> tmx  = tnx srry :P
<menzo> how is sex
<rosesky> its very nice
<rosesky> did u got ur boobs sucked?
<menzo> no :(
<rosesky> wht do think abt sex
<menzo> i hope it is nice
<menzo> i dont know if im going to be good at it
<rosesky> did u check the link
<rosesky> http://www.007b.com/why_wear_bras.php
<menzo> i looked at it for a bit
<rosesky> i like gls with boobs of ur size
<rosesky> i sucked once i liked it
<menzo> tnx yuo dont like bigger boobs
<menzo> did the girl like it?
<rosesky> ya she loved it
<menzo> :)
<menzo> i want to know how it feels
<rosesky> its very sweet
<menzo> :)
<rosesky> infact she wanted to have sex but i stopped her
<menzo> why?
<rosesky> she was a vergin
<rosesky> so we jst enjoyed kissing and stuf
<menzo> you dont like vergins?
<menzo> :(
<rosesky> no but gls bleed 1st time 
<rosesky> and i dont like that
<menzo> not everyone right?
<rosesky> ya u r rt
<menzo> can i see if you am going to bleed?
<rosesky> i didnt get it
<menzo> is there a way to tell if a girl is going to bleed the first time?
<rosesky> no its hard to tell but i dont know
<rosesky> i dont htink so
<menzo> hmm i want to try sex now
<menzo> where do you live in the uk?
<rosesky> tell me how u look
<rosesky> bristol
<menzo> tall, long brown hair
<rosesky> u?
<menzo> skinny
<menzo> i live in london
<rosesky> tell me abt ur boobs
<rosesky> nd abt ur nipples
<menzo> my boobs are very firm and round
<menzo> my nipples are small i think
<menzo> dont know
<menzo> how do you look?
<rosesky> wht is the clr of ur npls
<menzo> a bit darker than my skin
<rosesky> tall muscular dark brown hair
<menzo> nice :)
<menzo> do you have a pic?
<rosesky> yes
<rosesky> do u have ur snaps
<menzo> somewhere, let me search
<rosesky> ok
<menzo> have you found a pic?
<rosesky> no i am searching
<rosesky> r u there
<menzo> yes
<menzo> i only have stupid pics
<menzo> so im taking a new one specialy for you ;)
<menzo> do you have a pic
<rosesky> wow so sweet of u
<rosesky> i am searching
<rosesky> well ii never exchannged pics on web
<rosesky> send it what ever u have
<menzo> you can upload pics to  http://imgur.com/   that i waht i use all the time
<menzo> i am grabbing my camerna now
<menzo> brb
<rosesky> cant u send it here
<menzo> sending picures in this chat does not work so good
<menzo> you can upload you pic while i am taking my pic
<rosesky> let me find it
<rosesky> keep talking
<menzo> im trying to get a good pic, but this shirt looks stupid
<menzo> going to change
<rosesky> leave the shirt take it without the shirt then
<menzo> ok :)
<rosesky> ok
<menzo> have you found a pic yet?
<rosesky> ya
<menzo> can you post first, im shy :P
<rosesky> y r u shy
<rosesky> do b plz
<rosesky> dont be
<menzo> i never gave such a pic to someone
<menzo> can u post first
<rosesky> oh it is not going
<rosesky> it says unable to resolve local host
<menzo> :(
<rosesky> hoe to send 
<rosesky> how
<menzo> with the site i gave
<menzo> http://imgur.com/
<menzo> you upload it  and give the link to me
<rosesky> give me the site again
<rosesky> i am on site now ahat
<rosesky> what 
<rosesky> register
<menzo> clcik borwse
<menzo> and find the image
<menzo> than press continue
<rosesky> now wht
<menzo> select the direct link
<menzo> and copy past it here
<rosesky> sweety its complex
<menzo> just click on the image :)
<menzo> and copy paste the link in the talkbar
<menzo> yeh im good in pcs *geeg*  ;)
<menzo> geek*
<rosesky> sorry i cant understand it
<menzo> http://imageshack.us/
<menzo> it is easyer
<menzo> press browse  an dfind you pic
<menzo> click upload 
<menzo> and than copy paste   the top link.   
<rosesky> copy paste the link where
<menzo> here
<menzo> :)
<rosesky> http://imgur.com/WIGyJ.jpg
<menzo> nice i like you
<menzo> :)
<rosesky> now how do i c u
<menzo> my pic is almiost done
<menzo> NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of UK. law. VIOLATION: Sexual Solicitation of a minor.
<menzo> IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.E.O.P agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343.
<menzo> <CEOP AGENT> hello sir
<menzo> <CEOP AGENT> we logged this conferstaion with you, where you are implying on sexual contact with a minor
<menzo> <CEOP AGENT> an angent is underway to you location now, dont leave your lacation
<menzo> <CEOP AGENT>good day sir

<naightknifar> Dude did I tell you about this party last night?
<naightknifar> link...
<FFLink> No...
<naightknifar> Were you on here last night?
<FFLink> I'm gonna assume the words "HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR" were involved
<naightknifar> ah, i might have forgotten to say
<FFLink> Umm
<naightknifar> no lol
<FFLink> Yeah
<naightknifar> meh whatever
<naightknifar> right
<FFLink> Sort of
<FFLink> In passing
<naightknifar> Mates house party
<Miggle> he loved a gay
<Miggle> at this party
<naightknifar> drinking etc...
<Miggle> last night
<naightknifar> gtfo
<naightknifar> ayway
<FFLink> You made love to a man?
<naightknifar> drinky drink, dancey dance
<Miggle> several
<FFLink> lol
<naightknifar> and i go for a piss....
<FFLink> And a man sucks you off..?!
<Miggle> big black dude
<FFLink> THA@S DISGUSTING
<naightknifar> nd this bird was like
<Miggle> in thew bathroom
<FFLink> HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR
<naightknifar> oh fuck you two
<naightknifar> i give up
<FFLink> Ha ha
<FFLink> I'm listening
<FFLink> Well, reading
<Miggle> I'm not.
<FFLink> lol
<FFLink> This girl
<FFLink> In the bathroom
<naightknifar> you wanna know or not?
<FFLink> With the black guy
<FFLink> I wanna know
<naightknifar> ....
<naightknifar> ok
<FFLink> Ha ha
<naightknifar> So i go for a piss and this bird was like by the dor
<naightknifar> door*
<naightknifar> and she was fucked
<Miggle> wait
<naightknifar> ...
<Miggle> was the girl black too?
<FFLink> By the black guy?
<naightknifar> NO BLACKS
<FFLink> Did she fuck herself?
<naightknifar> YOU FUCKERS
<FFLink> Oh
<FFLink> (What a racist)
<FFLink> COntinue.
<naightknifar> so i went over to her, and was like "you alright?"
<FFLink> ...
* FFLink refrains
<naightknifar> and she half rolled onto me (i supported her)
<Miggle> of course she's not
<Miggle> she got fucked
<Miggle> by a black dude
<naightknifar> she looked up nd was like...
<FFLink> Ha ha
<naightknifar> HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<FFLink> HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR
<FFLink> I knew it from the beginning
<FFLink>
<naightknifar> I was like, HUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUURRRRRR AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF
<naightknifar> DO THEY SPEAK SPANISH IN HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR
<naightknifar> nd she was like: HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUUUUR
<FFLink> HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR
<naightknifar> so i was like SPANISH BITCH, DO THEY SPEAK IT?
<naightknifar> she fell to the floor then
<naightknifar> dead
<naightknifar> i was like.... HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR
<FFLink> So is this about the time the guys came and made you their bitch?
<FFLink> Wait, something tells me this story isn't true...
<Miggle> the black guys
<naightknifar> OH SHI
<FFLink> Apart from the gay sex
<naightknifar> yah then Samuel L Jackson came in and was like
<naightknifar> SUUUUPPPPP NIGGGAAASS
<FFLink> YOU SAID NO BLACKS
<FFLink> <naightknifar> NO BLACKS
<Miggle> that's it
<naightknifar> So i slapped him with a giant burning cross
<FFLink> Quoted for reference.
<naightknifar> stuck my big hod on
<Miggle> I've had it with this motherfucking story
<naightknifar> big hood *
<FFLink> Ha ha
<naightknifar> and hung that nigga
<Miggle> on this motherfucking IRC
* FFLink is lolling
<FFLink> Ha ha
<naightknifar> NIGGA AINT NO TERM IVE EVER HEARD OF ON IRC BEFORE
<naightknifar> DO THEY SPEAK NIGGA IN IC?
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Last edited by Jaekus (2010-04-12 04:57:54)

James
CAMRAY

WTF IS WITH WOMEN

FUKC

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Right I'm out catchya later.
10:34

Me
bye?

freyray: wtf
freyray: my entire friend list bar you has disapeared
Finray: language
Finray: eh?
Finray: you only had me
freyray: hilarious
Finray: but you did didn't you?
freyray: wat
freyray: no
Finray: who did you have
freyray: shit loads of people
freyray: I'm on about xfire btw
Finray: ...cammy?
freyray: WHAT
freyray: oh
freyray: wait
Finray: lmfao
freyray: hahahahahahahahaha

CammRobb wrote:

Didn't realise my sister had made an xfire account and was logged in on my pc

freyray: wtf
freyray: my entire friend list bar you has disapeared
Finray: language
Finray: eh?
Finray: you only had me
freyray: hilarious
Finray: but you did didn't you?
freyray: wat
freyray: no
Finray: who did you have
freyray: shit loads of people
freyray: I'm on about xfire btw
Finray: ...cammy?
freyray: WHAT
freyray: oh
freyray: wait
Finray: lmfao
freyray: hahahahahahahahaha

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Fucking stop being so messed up.

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

http://static.bf2s.com/files/user/50801 … ndrooz.jpg

Remove from xfire friends [x]

Androoz stop talking about how you want to fuck horses and how you would love to fuck a dead leg-amputated hot blond. Fucking stop being so messed up.

I love how you took a screenshot with that wiki page on the background