R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6703|Melbourne

[BF2s]Connor wrote:

i just call them tank whores all the time

armour fucks me right off!!!!!
Funny thing i found if a tank trys to run you over when your c4ing go prone and under him and put c4 on his underside and push the button dam thats funny....
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
Doktorbob
Member
+26|6704
You do that to a chic and you will be arrested!  Then you cant play the N00bs on BF2 and that aint a good thing.

What is QFT ?
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6957|OctoLand
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Your all noobs....just like me.
I know fucking karate
Doktorbob
Member
+26|6704
Yes, we are n00bs .  Everyone on the internet is a N00B
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6878|USA

voltage wrote:

I'm tired of the word noob. It make my eyes bleed. Can't they invent something new and different (and no, 'nub' isn't different)?
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6703|Melbourne

not if she says you can, + ill give her a green shiny Karma point for it then she will be greatefull,.
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6703|Melbourne

f00b you  fub fubie there n00b has been repleased by f00b
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
Doktorbob
Member
+26|6704
f00b it is then!
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6703|Melbourne

stop been a f00bie!

Just had to
now to the Custom title thread!
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
Cactusfist
Pusher of sausages Down Hallways
+26|6784
Theres only one thing on this game which gets me angry when i know it's unjustified... and that's when your gunner couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo and doesn't know what a TV is. It's a horrible thing to think, but i get really annoyed with these people.
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6703|Melbourne

Cactusfist wrote:

Theres only one thing on this game which gets me angry when i know it's unjustified... and that's when your gunner couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo and doesn't know what a TV is. It's a horrible thing to think, but i get really annoyed with these people.
Yeah f00bie gunners can be anoying.
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
BoneEnforcer
Member
+4|6964
"Enemy BooBs Spotted"
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6897|Disaster Free Zone

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

N00B is the obligatory "pissed I was killed by you comment." Nothing more.
No, not always, i call people who are on my team noobs, and they are not killing me, i call someone a noob when the just pretty much suck.

Example:

Im low on ammo!
Im low on ammo!
Im low on ammo!

guy just sits there looking at me with his PKM, fucking genius.
QFE

Was playing ghost town as SAS assualt with my f2000. I had just killed 3 guys (1 GL 2 with f2000) and started to capture the flag (the one closest to SAS uncap) with 1 bar of life. I went prone next to the wall. When to my joy 3 medics ran into the area to help me capture it. I waited for some one to relises i had no health but no one pulled out a health pack for me so i said. "starlight to my location"... no response
"starlight required"... no response
by this time some Spetz had spawned and we had killed them with 1 of the medics dieing and was promptly revived.
Again say "starlight required"... no response
"starlight required""starlight required""starlight required""starlight required""starlight required""starlight required""starlight required"

"get of the net soldier" (or whatever they say) AND still no fucking health pack.
we nutralise the flag and two spetz come and 1 throws a nade landing well outside of lethal range of me but as i was hard against a wall if i moved it would be closer to the nade, but it still managed ot take my 1 bar of health to kill me then all 3 medics jump on my body to try and revive me and the 2 spetz promptly shoot all of them.

Now those 3 medics I would call noobs. Firstly they could ave given me some damn health (being there job and all) and I allone could have killed the 2 spetz. OR they could have killed them themselves instead of humping my dead body.
OpsChief
Member
+101|6892|Southern California

DrunkFace wrote:

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

N00B is the obligatory "pissed I was killed by you comment." Nothing more.
No, not always, i call people who are on my team noobs, and they are not killing me, i call someone a noob when the just pretty much suck.

Example:

Im low on ammo!
Im low on ammo!
Im low on ammo!

guy just sits there looking at me with his PKM, fucking genius.
QFE

Was playing ghost town as SAS assualt with my f2000. I had just killed 3 guys (1 GL 2 with f2000) and started to capture the flag (the one closest to SAS uncap) with 1 bar of life. I went prone next to the wall. When to my joy 3 medics ran into the area to help me capture it. I waited for some one to relises i had no health but no one pulled out a health pack for me so i said. "starlight to my location"... no response
"starlight required"... no response
by this time some Spetz had spawned and we had killed them with 1 of the medics dieing and was promptly revived.
Again say "starlight required"... no response
"starlight required""starlight required""starlight required""starlight required""starlight required""starlight required""starlight required"

"get of the net soldier" (or whatever they say) AND still no fucking health pack.
we nutralise the flag and two spetz come and 1 throws a nade landing well outside of lethal range of me but as i was hard against a wall if i moved it would be closer to the nade, but it still managed ot take my 1 bar of health to kill me then all 3 medics jump on my body to try and revive me and the 2 spetz promptly shoot all of them.

Now those 3 medics I would call noobs. Firstly they could ave given me some damn health (being there job and all) and I allone could have killed the 2 spetz. OR they could have killed them themselves instead of humping my dead body.
ROFLMAO!!! oh sorry not funny but HAHAHAHAA!!! damn i think the foob applies to those medics - foob = FUBAR=fowled up beyond all recognition (use whichever F word you feel like at the moment).

lol damn that sucked! that would make a good BF2 movie titled "Necropheliacs pay the ultimate price for their sins"
mhoojoo
Member
+0|6721
How bout calling em all Fraggles!!! Lighter on the eyes and hopefully no bleeding.......
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6703|Melbourne

mhoojoo wrote:

How bout calling em all Fraggles!!! Lighter on the eyes and hopefully no bleeding.......
Now your just been a f00b.
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
BoneEnforcer
Member
+4|6964
I wish we did have a melee attack.  Nuttin more embarasing than laying there and have someone come up from behind and smash ya in the head.
the_hitman_kills
Agent 47 wannabe
+32|6681|Inside my APC
i like to f00b with n00bs b00bs

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