twood375
Member
+16|6619|Washington, D.C.
I was playing Mass Destruction today and I spawned and went to the chopper with my clan buddy. I got sniped from the cockpit, and my buddy immediately reacted and shot his ass with the gun before he could get in. So we're both dead and I see him come up on the message screen (i dont remember his actual name)

sniperbitch: OMG he TKED ME

I was like yeah...you deserved it idiot.

Most importantly, I was happy. He TKed me to get the chopper and failed miserably. :-)
master_blaster_josh
Member
+67|6551|nl- utecht
lawlz
Lazzars
Member
+4|6618
should have gotten a screenie

all the more halarity that way
bennisboy
Member
+829|6617|Poundland
ha wat a dick. I was on a tv2 wake server and saw a message on my screen from one of our team saying "get out the plane or I c4 it" so I jumped in a buggy, drove to the runway and sniped the guy point blank in the back of the head. The pilot thanked me but the little bitch punished ofcourse n started trying to hunt me down n bitching all the way
Defiance
Member
+438|6642

Awesome, that's what friends are for.

He should've followed it by:

friend: Hey bitch, tk my friend again and I'll rape you in the ass.
sniperbitch: EWW ur GAY! fag!
sniperbitch has left the server.
VeNg3nCe^
¦Tactics Øver Principles¦
+314|6676|Antarctica

Defiance wrote:

Awesome, that's what friends are for.

He should've followed it by:

friend: Stick around and you'll get kidnapped nooblet
sniperbitch: Oh nOes!1111
sniperbitch has left the server.
fixed the quote for you.
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6520|Southeastern USA
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
2tuff
Positive Karma Here!
+357|6747

master_blaster_josh wrote:

lawlz
lol
DavidianCox
...from the internet
+60|6628|Birmingham

2tuff wrote:

master_blaster_josh wrote:

lawlz
lol
PspRpg-7
-
+961|6669

Oh my GOD this thread is absolutely RETARDED
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|6613|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

VeNg3nCe^ wrote:

Defiance wrote:

Awesome, that's what friends are for.

He should've followed it by:

friend: Stick around and you'll get kidnapped nooblet
sniperbitch: Oh nOes!1111
sniperbitch has left the server.
fixed the quote for you.
Oh my god! You're such a STATSPADDER!
Defiance
Member
+438|6642

spawnofthemist wrote:

VeNg3nCe^ wrote:

Defiance wrote:

Awesome, that's what friends are for.

He should've followed it by:

friend: Stick around and you'll get kidnapped nooblet
sniperbitch: Oh nOes!1111
sniperbitch has left the server.
fixed the quote for you.
Oh my god! You're such a STATSPADDER!
Either way works...sniperbitch leaves, we're all happy.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6745|Noizyland

It's good now that Chopper Pilots often notice when their gunner has been shot out by a greedy bastard and they don't stand for it anymore. You'll get the odd one which dosn't care, but generally people are getting pissed off with those M95 teamkillers, whether or not it directly effects them.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Chao2
Member
+8|6686|UK(stats says usa by mistake)
The amount of times I've had to deal with people like that. My favourite has to be blowing one guy who was blocking a jet into the sky with a tank
[-CGZ-]BioRaveN
Don't make me toothpick you.
+31|6676|The beautiful hills of Sharqi

PspRpg-7 wrote:

Oh my GOD this thread is absolutely RETARDED
AMEN
Dersmikner
Member
+147|6469|Texas
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long.
{BMF}*Frank_The_Tank
U.S. > Iran
+497|6549|Florida
lolzors
incubis
Member
+40|6616|CANADA
[Terrance:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[Man 1:] That's garbage!
[Man 2: ]Well, what do you expect -- they're Canadian.
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
[T & P:] Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
[Terrance:] uncle fucka
incubis
Member
+40|6616|CANADA
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle fucka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle fucka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa...

[Phillip:] Suck my balls!
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6500|Global Command

kr@cker wrote:

shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Dersmikner
Member
+147|6469|Texas
Terrance: Phillip, you're such a pig fucker.

Phillip: Why Terrance, why would you call me a pig fucker?

Terrance: Well, for one thing, you fuck pigs.
mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|6510|The Lost Highway

PspRpg-7 wrote:

Oh my GOD this thread is absolutely RETARDED
I concur.

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