Top 10 Reasons why Jesus's BF2 account was Reset by EA

2006-08-02 12:44:58

#1

bEAv3D: Member; +24|6704|Fayettenam, NC USA

Top 10 Reasons why Jesus's BF2 account was Reset by EA

10. He was caught WALKING to the carrier from the MEC main on Iron Gator.
9. He was caught reviving himself.
8. He was caught running GOD mode.
7. He was caught on multiple servers at one time.
6. He had a 1,000,000 to 1 K/D ratio.
5. He was caught dropping supplies to those less fortunate, while not being support or commander.
4. He was caught pistol/reviving people on the other team.
3. Wall hacking
2. He earned 2 War College Ribbons prior to patch 1.3

And the number 1 reason is....

1. He was caught repeatedly camping the Mosques

Add more if you have some.

2006-08-02 12:45:52

#2

Shem: sɥǝɯ; +152|6537|London (At Heart)

no

Last edited by Shem (2006-08-02 12:46:01)

2006-08-02 12:46:04

#3

BUDFORCE: Moderator Emeritus; +76|6783|London UK

sorry I know that was supposed to be funny, I just forgot to laugh, my fault honestly

2006-08-02 12:47:07

#4

bEAv3D: Member; +24|6704|Fayettenam, NC USA

well, at least you two posted something worth reading....

2006-08-02 12:47:25

#5

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6576|Area 51

Why does someone need to revive himself when he is running god mode?

Last edited by RDMC(2) (2006-08-02 12:47:48)

2006-08-02 12:48:58

#6

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6652|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

oh bugger it:

fail.

2006-08-02 12:49:03

#7

Chou: Member; +737|6801

Jesus was reset because they locked him up and still he managed to get out of his cave.. wallhack?

2006-08-02 12:49:17

#8

mgjunner: Banned; +11|6545

Shem wrote:
no

Last edited by Shem (Today 12:46:01)

rofl you had to edit that?

2006-08-02 12:50:01

#9

Defiance: Member; +438|6682

The only time I ever had the displeasure of playing with black jesus he was whoring up the chopper on sharqi, and he was damn good. Not good for the US

If he indeed got reset, ok, whatever.

As can be said a lot on these forums, ignore the naysayers.

mgjunner wrote:
Shem wrote:
no

Last edited by Shem (Today 12:46:01)
rofl you had to edit that?

Yeah, he typed fail then remembered he wasn't that cool.

Last edited by Defiance (2006-08-02 12:51:32)

2006-08-02 12:52:32

#10

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|6705|Howell, Mi USA

RDMC(2) wrote:
Why does someone need to revive himself when he is running god mode?

QFE

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png

2006-08-02 12:52:39

#11

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6727

fail

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-08-02 12:53:30

#12

Defiance: Member; +438|6682

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
fail

Damn you.

2006-08-02 12:54:02

#13

K1ngSc0rp10n_: Member; +0|6667

ROFL!! Hey dude, goooood joke... +1 for you!

2006-08-02 12:54:27

#14

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6673|USA

Shem wrote:
no

Yes

2006-08-02 12:54:48

#15

BUDFORCE: Moderator Emeritus; +76|6783|London UK

Choumichel wrote:
Jesus was reset because they locked him up and still he managed to get out of his cave.. wallhack?

your forum sig is brilliant

:p

2006-08-02 12:55:29

#16

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6673|USA

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
fail

Pass

2006-08-02 12:56:10

#17

Afrika_18: Member; +26|6553

lighten up folks, that was funny. I think Jesus would find it funny too. Go burn a witch or something....

2006-08-02 12:57:38

#18

Defiance: Member; +438|6682

Afrika_18 wrote:
lighten up folks, that was funny. I think Jesus would find it funny too. Go burn a witch or something....

Yes, in Salem, Oregon.

2006-08-02 13:02:20

#19

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6727

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
fail
Pass

fail

2006-08-02 13:03:58

#20

JudgeDredd1824: Member; +32|6664|Wigan an proud of it mate !

11. He had all SF medals prior to 1.3 after a fourtnight's play. (Think it was 2500 hrs each at the time).
12. Could actually load and verify a map in under 2 fekkin minutes (not bitter at all about that one...NOT).
13. Has a negative ping time.
14. Plays as SpecSipeEnginAssaulATedic
15. Is completely invisible coz he doesn't actually exist.
16. Doesn't freekin punish for accidental TK's (mutter mutter, bastards, noobs, mutter).

2006-08-02 13:05:56

#21

kkolodsick: Member; +14|6677

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Shem wrote:
no
Yes

Maybe???

2006-08-02 13:07:47

#22

Papa Smurf 314: Right in the Smurfin' parking lot?; +90|6780|New York

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Shem wrote:
no
Yes

Maybe?

2006-08-02 13:08:34

#23

bEAv3D: Member; +24|6704|Fayettenam, NC USA

JudgeDredd1824 wrote:
13. Has a negative ping time.

LOL!! That's great. I liked all of them, but that one's my fav. +1 to you.

2006-08-02 13:09:01

#24

propyl: Member; +11|6710

13. Has a negative ping time.

rofl these are great +1

2006-08-02 13:11:18

#25

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6761|Chicago.

Religious satire wrapped up in a supposed-to-be-funny BF2 blanket. What a world we live in!

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