Ouch!
Mother Theresa bitching to St. Peter on the size of Princess Diana's halo:
"Well. I just saw Princess Diana, and her halo is THREE TIMES the size of mine! I think with all the good work I did, and with here - let's face it - a few photo ops. I've just got this little teensy halo."
St. Peter in reply:
"Oh, I'm sorry - that isn't a halo, that's a steering wheel."
I have no clue why I'm regurgitating these bits of Bob and Tom greatness by the way.
Do we have an official song yet? Have ceremonies commenced for ATG the Great ?
"Well. I just saw Princess Diana, and her halo is THREE TIMES the size of mine! I think with all the good work I did, and with here - let's face it - a few photo ops. I've just got this little teensy halo."
St. Peter in reply:
"Oh, I'm sorry - that isn't a halo, that's a steering wheel."
I have no clue why I'm regurgitating these bits of Bob and Tom greatness by the way.
Do we have an official song yet? Have ceremonies commenced for ATG the Great ?
Bah.
Kr@cker deserved to wim.
Kr@cker deserved to wim.
por que?
I'm more witty than deep.
well i am SO drunk
Cmon man...post more pix of that brunette hottie.
be a good drunk and do shit you'll regret. Post naked pictures of her.
Yes, please.
lolololololol that's funny
I watched Con air last night.
Needless to say i thought it was a bit,how do i put it,shit.
Since when do planes transporting convicts carry 2 grenade launchers?
And Nicolas Cage's acting was terrible.
Needless to say i thought it was a bit,how do i put it,shit.
Since when do planes transporting convicts carry 2 grenade launchers?
And Nicolas Cage's acting was terrible.
Last edited by jord (2006-08-14 12:41:30)
Lowing, our own Ignatius J. Reilly, pwned again. CameronPoe I hope you're prepared to be labeled the al Qaeda poster here at BF2S.CameronPoe wrote:
Shown below is a photograph from polling day - you should recognise Lowing, Major_Spittle and Erkut.hv submitting their votes in the foreground.
http://faculty-web.at.northwestern.edu/ … mberg1.jpg
That said, I can't help but award you +1 kudos for sourcing the Nuremburg image from the web domain of my alma mater.
I fully expect ATG or such to come up with something similar for me - possibly involving rocket-propelled grenades, headscarves and hippies dancing around trees....The_Shipbuilder wrote:
Lowing, our own Ignatius J. Reilly, pwned again. CameronPoe I hope you're prepared to be labeled the al Qaeda poster here at BF2S.CameronPoe wrote:
Shown below is a photograph from polling day - you should recognise Lowing, Major_Spittle and Erkut.hv submitting their votes in the foreground.
http://faculty-web.at.northwestern.edu/ … mberg1.jpg
That said, I can't help but award you +1 kudos for sourcing the Nuremburg image from the web domain of my alma mater.
Nowt wrong with that film. I could sit and pick holes in anything that comes out of Hollywood, but it's fiction just like playing bf2.... if you want realism go and get a real gun and shoot people until you end up in the orange jumpsuit yourself... or get a job as a screw in a top security joint.jord wrote:
I watched Con air last night.
Needless to say i thought it was a bit,how do i put it,shit.
Since when do planes transporting convicts carry 2 grenade launchers?
And Nicolas Cage's acting was terrible.
We all have our own opinions.But your not entitiled to one!UnOriginalNuttah wrote:
Nowt wrong with that film. I could sit and pick holes in anything that comes out of Hollywood, but it's fiction just like playing bf2.... if you want realism go and get a real gun and shoot people until you end up in the orange jumpsuit yourself... or get a job as a screw in a top security joint.jord wrote:
I watched Con air last night.
Needless to say i thought it was a bit,how do i put it,shit.
Since when do planes transporting convicts carry 2 grenade launchers?
And Nicolas Cage's acting was terrible.
It was okay,when i look at it as a Hollywood anything can happen film.
I think you missed the point of Con Air. It was a piss-take parody of all those gung-ho Hollywood action movies. It was played for cheese to the extreme. John Malkovich would not have agreed to degrade himself like that if it wasn't tongue in cheek: I mean c'mon - "We got the whole world in our hands!" - it was a comedy not an action movie.jord wrote:
We all have our own opinions.But your not entitiled to one!UnOriginalNuttah wrote:
Nowt wrong with that film. I could sit and pick holes in anything that comes out of Hollywood, but it's fiction just like playing bf2.... if you want realism go and get a real gun and shoot people until you end up in the orange jumpsuit yourself... or get a job as a screw in a top security joint.jord wrote:
I watched Con air last night.
Needless to say i thought it was a bit,how do i put it,shit.
Since when do planes transporting convicts carry 2 grenade launchers?
And Nicolas Cage's acting was terrible.
It was okay,when i look at it as a Hollywood anything can happen film.
Last edited by CameronPoe (2006-08-14 13:23:43)
Now that i think about it as a comedy it does make sense.
Just wasn't really obvious to me,not one of those laugh out loud comedy's for me.
That one of you favorite films,hence your name?
Just wasn't really obvious to me,not one of those laugh out loud comedy's for me.
That one of you favorite films,hence your name?
Fully supported by Malkovich in an interview he did with National Public Radio.CameronPoe wrote:
I think you missed the point of Con Air. It was a piss-take parody of all those gung-ho Hollywood action movies. It was played for cheese to the extreme. John Malkovich would not have agreed to degrade himself like that if it wasn't tongue in cheek: I mean c'mon - "We got the whole world in our hands!" - it was a comedy not an action movie.
Malkovich (2:20 in the audio): "I look at something like Con Air as a comedy... I would just say I achieve as many laughs as I achieve corpses."
What camp would I be in? Place me, fools.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
I'm going to be releasing Camp baseball Cards pertty soon, I'll autograph mine and send you one Poe. Nice pic, I didn't like being affiliated with nazi's, but I get the humor.CameronPoe wrote:
I fully expect ATG or such to come up with something similar for me - possibly involving rocket-propelled grenades, headscarves and hippies dancing around trees....The_Shipbuilder wrote:
Lowing, our own Ignatius J. Reilly, pwned again. CameronPoe I hope you're prepared to be labeled the al Qaeda poster here at BF2S.CameronPoe wrote:
Shown below is a photograph from polling day - you should recognise Lowing, Major_Spittle and Erkut.hv submitting their votes in the foreground.
http://faculty-web.at.northwestern.edu/ … mberg1.jpg
That said, I can't help but award you +1 kudos for sourcing the Nuremburg image from the web domain of my alma mater.
All in good fun Erkut.Erkut.hv wrote:
I'm going to be releasing Camp baseball Cards pertty soon, I'll autograph mine and send you one Poe. Nice pic, I didn't like being affiliated with nazi's, but I get the humor.CameronPoe wrote:
I fully expect ATG or such to come up with something similar for me - possibly involving rocket-propelled grenades, headscarves and hippies dancing around trees....The_Shipbuilder wrote:
Lowing, our own Ignatius J. Reilly, pwned again. CameronPoe I hope you're prepared to be labeled the al Qaeda poster here at BF2S.
That said, I can't help but award you +1 kudos for sourcing the Nuremburg image from the web domain of my alma mater.
Not really one of my favourites - my favourites are generally serious movies. It's up there with my favourite cheese movies with the likes of Commando though.jord wrote:
Now that i think about it as a comedy it does make sense.
Just wasn't really obvious to me,not one of those laugh out loud comedy's for me.
That one of you favorite films,hence your name?
I believe I was one of the first to karma you Poe, with the message, "Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box." I found that movie incredibly entertaining and hilarious. You just have to go in knowing that it is a cheesy action/comedy.
I was Pro-Bush until she shaved it.
Yep I do recall that. My 11th karma ever! I love the line where Poe, when asked what he's gonna do now replies "I'm gonna save the day!" LOLOL.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I believe I was one of the first to karma you Poe, with the message, "Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box." I found that movie incredibly entertaining and hilarious. You just have to go in knowing that it is a cheesy action/comedy.