So I was on Wake early this morning and got this 10 year old 181 points (stats are wrong) in the Cobra. Oh god, he was so excited his parents prolly had to come in a few times and beat him sensless. At first I thought it was a hyper British woman with a fucked up mic but mid way through i asked his age. Throughout the round he kept saying everything in double: "76 kills and 3 deaths, 76 kills and THREE deaths!!!!", "I got my Helicopter Service Ribbon, the Helicopter SERVICE Ribbon!!", and a bunch of random stuff like "I need pickup NOW I'm getting a mite bored here" (when I dropped him off to recap the Beach while I rearmed at the US-capped Airfield). He started squealing and woo-hooing when he saw me coming back for him. Half the time I couldn't hear what he was saying but there were several "lol" comments typed in Squad Chat throughout the game by the other players.
Anyway, I tried to push him to 200 the last few moments when I realized his score but silly me I got FAV'd the last 30 sec of the game. We had the enemy contained to the North Village and Base for the majority of the game so it was like shooting ducks. The next round I let the kid fly the PLA chopper and he was doing pretty good. "Can I fly? I'm an expert pilot, I'm an EXPERT PILOT!!" (better than most pilots/gunners IMO). I don't even know what my score was, I wasn't paying attention. The round ended with 4 deaths (1 crash, 1 tank round, and 2 FAVs ). I exposed myself to a lot of shit so he could get kills. The kid ended with 181 points but I don't know why his streak is still showing 42. I know he had at least 76 because I checked the stat page after the previously mentioned spazz-a-thon. I held back and only snuck in a kill here and there and took out a few tanks he missed with the TV. Hell, he even took out a few choppers with the TV.
Anyway, I tried to push him to 200 the last few moments when I realized his score but silly me I got FAV'd the last 30 sec of the game. We had the enemy contained to the North Village and Base for the majority of the game so it was like shooting ducks. The next round I let the kid fly the PLA chopper and he was doing pretty good. "Can I fly? I'm an expert pilot, I'm an EXPERT PILOT!!" (better than most pilots/gunners IMO). I don't even know what my score was, I wasn't paying attention. The round ended with 4 deaths (1 crash, 1 tank round, and 2 FAVs ). I exposed myself to a lot of shit so he could get kills. The kid ended with 181 points but I don't know why his streak is still showing 42. I know he had at least 76 because I checked the stat page after the previously mentioned spazz-a-thon. I held back and only snuck in a kill here and there and took out a few tanks he missed with the TV. Hell, he even took out a few choppers with the TV.
Last edited by MorbidFetus (2006-07-27 19:16:13)