Explicit instructions on how to make a car bomb

2006-07-21 20:23:20

#1

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6564|Southeastern USA

Scale ingredients to servings
3/4 pint Guinness® stout
1/2 shot Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson® Irish whiskey

Add the Bailey's and Jameson to a shot glass, layering the Bailey's on the bottom. Pour the Guinness into a pint glass or beer mug 3/4 of the way full and let settle. Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and chug. If you don't drink it fast enough it will curdle and increasingly taste worse.

Serve in a beer mug.

seriously, I'm more of a wine drinker, but I wanna start playing with liqours, usually I just find a clear one and shoot it straight and cold, no fucking around, but I would like to play with some more, so post some of the more unusual one's that you know, I have to stay away form citric acid, though, too much orange or tomato juice and the like and funny things happen in my mouth.

2006-07-21 20:24:22

#2

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6564|Southeastern USA

God I hope they read the whole thing before they ban me.

2006-07-21 20:24:34

#3

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6713

What the hell. I was gonna go Jihadding and everything, I even got my mix tape out

2006-07-21 20:26:04

#4

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6565|CH/BR - in UK

kr@cker wrote:
I have to stay away form citric acid, though, too much orange or tomato juice and the like and funny things happen in my mouth.

I have to stay away from the mixture of citric acid and sugar... Sigh...my favorite gummie-bears...

2006-07-21 20:26:56

#5

Brasso: member; +1,549|6645

I really thought you were gonna teach us to make a car bomb, lol

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2006-07-21 20:27:45

#6

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6564|Southeastern USA

the popularity of this thread based on it's title is alarming

2006-07-21 20:30:42

#7

spawnofthemist: Banned; +1,128|6657|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

kr@cker wrote:
Scale ingredients to servings
3/4 pint Guinness® stout
1/2 shot Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson® Irish whiskey

i've had something similar to this.

fucking lethal.

worse is a Dundonian Dirty Harry:

1/2 pint Stella Artois®
2 shots Red Aftershock®
1 shot Tequila (preferrably the worm)

guaranteed to get your head down the toilet

2006-07-21 20:35:53

#8

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6564|Southeastern USA

this one is literally dangerous, do it early in the night before you get too drunk, as some uncoordinated people may lose body hair anyway.

Ingredients:
1 pint Beer
1 oz Amaretto
1 dash of grain alcohol (ex. Bacardi 151 Proof Rum)

Instructions:
Fill a pint glass of beer.
Fill shot glass with amaretto.
Top with the grain alcohol and flame.
Prepare to chug.
Drop the shot glass in the beer and chug.

the trick is to let the flame caramelize some of the sugars in the rum

2006-07-21 20:38:01

#9

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6544|Global Command

kr@cker wrote:
God I hope they read the whole thing before they ban me.

I'll quit the site thye day they ban you.

2006-07-21 20:38:18

#10

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6647|949

^^^flaming dr pepper

Here is one fitting for the topic

ISLAMIC JIHAD
1 part bushmills irish whiskey
1 part jaegermeister
1 part bacardi 151
1 part Jose Cuervo Tequila

2006-07-21 20:39:02

#11

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6564|Southeastern USA

Alexanderthegrape wrote:
kr@cker wrote:
God I hope they read the whole thing before they ban me.
I'll quit the site thye day they ban you.

<3 <3 <3

xoxoxoxox

smoochy smoochy

edit:

it's usually called an "Irish Car Bomb", and in spite of my disdain for all that is politically correct, I edited it

Last edited by kr@cker (2006-07-21 20:40:43)

2006-07-21 20:50:02

#12

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6564|Southeastern USA

sounds kinda like this one

Four Horsemen
- 1 part(s) Bacardi 151 Rum
- 1 part(s) Jagermeister
- 1 part(s) Rumplemintz
- 1 part(s) Goldschlager

Works best if the ingredients are chilled. Take a shot glass and slowly pour the ingredients
if you're not too entirely pissed you can layer them on top of each other, it helps if you pour each over the back of a spoon to sort of lay it in the shot glass, impressive if you can pull it off

2006-07-21 20:52:15

#13

ShotYourSix: Boldly going nowhere...; +196|6734|Las Vegas

Newest registered user: FBI.GOV

EDIT:

My favorite:

Red Headed Slut

1 1/2 oz Jägermeister
1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
Fill with Cranberry juice
Shake over ice

For a bit more kick substitute crown royal for peach schnapps.

Last edited by ShotYourSix (2006-07-21 20:56:25)

2006-07-21 20:53:20

#14

MorbidFetus: Member; +76|6566|Ohio

Abortion:

Pour Bailey's into Aftershock.

*Because it looks like an abortion.

Last edited by MorbidFetus (2006-07-21 21:12:25)

2006-07-21 20:55:02

#15

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6673| United States of America

PspRpg-7 wrote:
What the hell. I was gonna go Jihadding and everything, I even got my mix tape out

2006-07-21 21:06:53

#16

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6687|Colorado

First time I had car bombs I got very sick in steamboat, guess I shouldn't have drank 5 of them with another 5 guinness on top of that.

2006-07-21 21:26:26

#17

PuckMercury: 6 x 9 = 42; +298|6542|Portland, OR USA

kr@cker wrote:
sounds kinda like this one

Four Horsemen
- 1 part(s) Bacardi 151 Rum
- 1 part(s) Jagermeister
- 1 part(s) Rumplemintz
- 1 part(s) Goldschlager

Works best if the ingredients are chilled. Take a shot glass and slowly pour the ingredients
if you're not too entirely pissed you can layer them on top of each other, it helps if you pour each over the back of a spoon to sort of lay it in the shot glass, impressive if you can pull it off

See, I've known another drink called the 3 wise men

1 part Jim Beam
1 part Jack Daniels
1 part Jimmy Walker

or, 3 Wise Men south of the border add 1 part Jose Cuervo

My personal favorite for those who haven't heard of it - a Cement Mixer. Not 100% sure, but here goes

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream in one shot glass
1 part Lemon/Lime juice in second shot glass

Instruction - pour Bailey's in mouth. I say pour not drink because you keep it in your mouth and don't swallow (I'll pause while we all giggle at that)

Then, pour second shot with lemon/lime juice into your mouth
Swish mixture in your mouth. You'll know when to stop.

It's my favorite drink to buy when I'm getting a round.

Last edited by puckmercury (2006-07-21 23:38:39)

2006-07-22 02:38:33

#18

~NSSO~KamiKazi: Member; +3|6507

Man your shit up, a real Irish car bomb drinker uses a full pint with a double shot glass...half baileys, half Jamesons. I had 9 of those and a 1.75 liter bottle of malibu on my 21st birthday in about 3 hour......ugh. I didn't have rum or guiness for like 6 months

2006-07-22 06:27:20

#19

Bubbalo: The Lizzard; +541|6576

Anyone ever wonder whether the people these are named after drink it? The Irish car bomb for example, you reckon it started in Ireland? Or perhaps Britain?

2006-07-22 06:29:53

#20

RicardoBlanco: The English; +177|6583|Oxford

http://www.capricorn.org/~akira/home/terror.html

2006-07-22 06:32:31

#21

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6570

You should try an Irish Flag: 1/3 Creme de Menthe, 1/3 Cointreau and 1/3 Cognac layered on top of each other in a shot glass. Hey presto you get to drink the Irish flag!! To prevent the layers from mixing you have to pour them into the glass over a teaspoon.

Last edited by CameronPoe (2006-07-22 06:33:20)

2006-07-22 06:37:36

#22

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|6778

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
^^^flaming dr pepper

Here is one fitting for the topic

ISLAMIC JIHAD
1 part bushmills irish whiskey
1 part jaegermeister
1 part bacardi 151
1 part Jose Cuervo Tequila

Seriously? an equal part of 151 with nothnig to dilute it except more hard liquor?

2006-07-22 06:37:48

#23

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6664

Man, I'm not really sure how many of these people actually drink to taste nice, or cause they get them drunk in half a second. Most of them sound pretty nasty.

2006-07-22 06:41:59

#24

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6533|Montucky

Jäger Bomb

1 standerd shot of Jägermeister.
1 can of Red Bull.

Add together and drink a few.

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