BF2 "Oh Shit" Moments

2006-07-18 22:06:11

#51

AAFCptKabbom: Member; +127|6673|WPB, FL. USA

Beating feet into the Palace on Warlord, making it up the stairs, down the hall {wow - no clays - I made it}.
Just to get through the door to find NINE bad guys having a strategy party and come to find out that you forgot your invitation

Now think quick, that's it, hop like Bugs Bunny on meth because you know the nine Yosemite Sam's are looking at you ass to be the entree at dinner. The shooting begins, you drop a nade, two guys just got TK'ed from all the flying lead, the nade goes off -and - AND - YOU KILLED YOURSELF AND ONE OTHER GUY AND NONE OF THEM GET THE KILL

I laughed so hard I cried - I guess in a sense it really was all of their "Oh, Shit! moment" and not mine

Kaboom.

2006-07-18 22:11:50

#52

Cursed You: Member; +64|6602|Idaho

When youre all alone capturing a point.

And the UAV goes up over your head.

And all you hear is beeps.

2006-07-18 22:22:21

#53

destruktion_6143: Was ist Loos?; +154|6641|Canada

prone in a nice concealed spot, as sniper of course and see:
-a grenade bouncing and landin 1 foot away from u.... while ur zoomed.
-2 support players /w PKMs turn the corner and look at u.
-APC/Tank's turret point right at u.

Flying a jet, just do a succesfull bombing run...look up to c a full transport helo just in time to enjoy the full collision. o and by the way, the helo aslways ends up to b friendly.

Last edited by destruktion_6143 (2006-07-18 22:23:46)

2006-07-18 22:25:05

#54

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|6585|Portland, OR, USA

when the your gage in a j 10 says your at 800 ft and all the sudden the waters 3 feet away...

2006-07-18 22:50:11

#55

citricacidx: Hooligan of War; +21|6519|Atlanta, GA

=W=GeneralSherman wrote:
when i see 2 tanks and an apc when i spawn and lokky here they all just happen to be aiming at me

Yeas. Or when you spwwn and the tank was already shooting right where you were about to land, so instead of the screen like coming down and then stopping, it just keeps going until you're on your back looking at the sky, or your stomache lookin at the ground.

2006-07-18 23:00:11

#56

Entertayner: Member; +826|6585

Battlefield2Player wrote:
I have three "Oh Shit" moments-

1 - When you are laying down healing yourself, trying to capture the Hotel flag on Karkand and hear a soft "clink!" You look down and get halfway through reading the writing on the grenade and BOOOM!

2 - When you are on the crane on Sharqi and zoom in with your M95 and see another sniper. By the time you get a perfect head shot and click you're already dead.

3 - When you jump out of a helicopter and start walking toward a base and you see a BTR-90 coming towards you and there is nothing you can hide behind. (This one happens QUITE a lot!)

That was me

When you're sniping across the island on wake and a FAV turns up with 2 AT guys + 2 DAO-12's.... It's not pretty and if you're sarge you will have heard me screaming over sexfire muaha...

2006-07-18 23:06:18

#57

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6713

Bad graphics, I know, but I'm sure this helo pilot thougt "Aww...Shit"

https://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9900/screen1247ct.jpg

2006-07-18 23:07:00

#58

Eboreus: Member of Foamy's Card Cult; +46|6662

jumping off a building and finding yourself with a gasmask on the floor a few secs later (dead of course)

oh and the usual grenade next to you, when lying on the floor

2006-07-18 23:16:45

#59

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6541|Singapore

im incapacitated and i heard a "bink" sound and i thought "well the medics are noob anyway...its 3 seconds left anyway..." and "CLEAR" and u can guess whats next

2006-07-18 23:17:29

#60

citricacidx: Hooligan of War; +21|6519|Atlanta, GA

this isn't an "oh shit" moment but today i was at sharqi and me and this guy on the other team were both anti-tank. I shot on missile at him and missed, he moved and took a shot at me. I saw it coming but stayed still. Took another shot at him and he stayed still (he was kind of blocked by something) missed. He took another shot I didnt move, he missed. Then I took one more shot and he just stays put and I get him. It was really cool. kind of like Russian roulette or chicken.

Of course right after then when I'm reloading some guy pops up from behind the corner and shoots me,

2006-07-18 23:21:19

#61

[-CGZ-]BioRaveN: Don't make me toothpick you.; +31|6720|The beautiful hills of Sharqi

Having the round end right when I get my crosshairs on this guys head in a half second...

man it sucked...Oh shit, i didnt get the kill!

2006-07-18 23:23:27

#62

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6636|Gold coast, Aus.

https://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9520/screen175mt9.jpg

o shit
somehow, I don't think that M4 is doing anything buddy

Last edited by gene_pool (2006-07-18 23:23:57)

2006-07-18 23:28:45

#63

i3igpete: Support Specialist; +6|6527

i've been in that situation many a time. but you just keep praying your pkm will take down the smoking chopper.

2006-07-18 23:30:34

#64

t0mhank5: Member; +319|6727|Surge

when you try to cap a base in a tank, and you see a loney enemy apc come up the hill at you. you think, i can take that bitch. you move down the hill to engage him, and then you see two tanks waiting to blow the crap out of you. you only have time to think, man i got pwned, and wait fot death.

and, when youre a lone sniper, going around a corner, and suddenly 2 supports, one assault, and an antitank all come to greet you with a hail of gunfire. you might have a chance to shoot off one sniper round no scope, like that ever hits.

2006-07-18 23:31:37

#65

Canadianinvasion: .:The D€S€RŦ ]V[ǾŲ∩Ŧ€€:.; +6|6659|Behind you with my knife

as im capping tv station on sharqi inside, watching the mi-28 hovering at the balcony... then watching the gunner putting a tv missle in my face. That tv missle was the last thing i saw...

2006-07-18 23:34:31

#66

Richard2000: Banned; +39|6560|England

Being The Last Person On The Map And Every One Is Looking For U

2006-07-18 23:39:50

#67

zer0fus10n: Member; +14|6526

When your taking a dump.

2006-07-18 23:40:25

#68

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|6664

my favorite is when im in a tank , and i see a sniper up agaist a bush about 5 feet away. i just sit there with my tank barrel pointing right for them. its sooooo funny they dont move at all you can litterally see the expression on their face as they just sit there not moving at all. i sometimes wonder whats going through their minds when i do that. "does he see me?""why isnt he fireing?""omg stupid tank". lol. i wait about 10 seconds then i blow em to peices with the main barrel. i love those moments.

2006-07-18 23:41:19

#69

pt_22: Member; +9|6508

TRYING TO GET MY PISTOL BADGE... i came across a sniper... he must ha have been trying to get his explosives.. He dropped a claymore at my feet and i very swiftly shot him in the head... He was gone. I was all alone in a far corner of the map. No one around. AND A CLAYMORE AT MY FEET!!

I could look down at it, i could turn around. But i knew if i moved..... so i sat there for a good few minutes hoping he would place another one so this one would disapear... it was not to be.

I got impatient and decided my time had come.. I took a step forward.

If anyone has a better story than this I'd love to hear it. And yes i have read everything so far.

2006-07-19 00:14:40

#70

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6577|British Columbia, Canada

lol, these are making me laugh

2006-07-19 00:44:53

#71

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|6778

Tyferra wrote:
Many many times my fatalistic "Oh Shit" moments have led me to stand dead still as something kills me. When a tank spots me with no cover in sight when I'm a Sniper for example I generally just stand still and wait for the inevidable. honestly it can be quite funny though waiting until they kill you as sometimes they take ages to hit you.

And then you think to yourself "Oh shit, I could've made it to cover >.<"

2006-07-19 00:59:00

#72

dhoar4: Banned; +151|6550|Forest Lake, Australia

How's this for an oh shit moment...

https://f10.putfile.com/thumb/7/19903574040.png

You can see my rocket was just about to hit him, when all of a sudden....

ATTACK OF THE FUCKED UP PATCH returns....

2006-07-19 01:03:37

#73

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6580|Area 51

When you run around the corner, to hide from the infantry and then look down the barrel of a tank, Then u get this ooooh shit, ''booom'' ur dead

2006-07-19 01:10:21

#74

Drax: Paddles/Plane Whore; +28|6576|Australia, NSW

ok i got 1, not an "oh shit" from me, but i made some other guy shit himself.
-wakeisland
-in a tank, chinese airfield, start of round.
and enemy flys over and bails out of an f35, to the airfield flag, and runs into the undercover part of the house there, in the shelter. i drive the tank right next to the place where he is, to see him laying in the corner, trying to cap it.
he sees me, hops up, but i shoot the wall to the left of him with the MG, he goes the other way, i do the same, so he stays in the corner, jumping up and down.
i just sat there, shooting all around him, and he knew he was screwed, after about 20 seconds of playin around, i shot his bouncing body with the main gun.
he dies, then says "drax you just made me shit my pants!!! lol"

2006-07-19 01:12:28

#75

dontfeedthenerd: Member; +38|6562

Richard2000 wrote:
Being The Last Person On The Map And Every One Is Looking For U

Oh god for sure, and you just neutralized a flag and you hear the tanks and the helos and the APC's all trying to be the last fool to get 2 poitns.

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