Both of my nipples are pierced and I had a quartar-inch think bar going through each one. Today as I arrived at class, my backpack strap got caught on my left nipple bar, and as I dropped my backpack to the ground, my nipple got completely ripped off. The scream I let loose then was louder than any I've yelled in my entire life. It got the entire class's attention (a lecture hall of 300 students). To make matters worse, I was wearing a white t-shirt, and a huge circle of blood on it was immediately visable. I left my backpack behind in tears (trust me you would cry too), and ran out of the lecture hall with hundreds of students laughing at me. I just made it back to my dorm room a few minutes ago after a mad dash through crowds of students on campus. I've got a couple bandaids on it, but some blood is still leaking down my chest. However, a few things concern me. First, when this heals up, I will only have one nipple left...how does that affect my situation with women? Do (or even CAN) I get a fake one through plastic surgery? Secondly, my torn off nipple is still on the floor in that class, should I go back (despite my shamefulness) and try to find it in hope that it can be re-attached?
I think you're screwed on SO many levels.
Lmfao
lol
Holy Fuck Ouch
Last edited by Zeon. (2006-07-17 10:07:10)
Ok this is what you do.... go back find your torn off nipple get some super glue and glue it back into place... but all else i got to say is unlucky and plastic surgery for a nipple never heard of that one and whether it is possible.
1) Make up some story about it got ripped off when you ejected from your fighter over Afghanistan.
2) Anything is possible with Plastic Surgery (See: Dolly Parton)
3) Umm...no.
2) Anything is possible with Plastic Surgery (See: Dolly Parton)
3) Umm...no.
just a suggestion. If a part of your body is forcibly removed. Try a hospital not a bandaid. On the other had, it will be easier to get through airport security next time.
Making up a story isn't going to fool anyone. Hundreds of people saw it happen...I don't think I can ever go back to class.
one word....Bondo!
Why would a guy have BOTH his nipples pierced anyway? No help for you.
No offence intended but damn man you tore you nipple off and you make time to tell us about it..... GO TO THE HOSPITAL. I dont think they are gonna be able to reattach it even if you have it to them in time, no enough tissue or good blood supplies to keep it going.
rip the other nipple off and say you were born that way
Enemy attention whore spotted.
Wear a bra.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Do (or even CAN) I get a fake one through plastic surgery?
lol thats nicezeon. wrote:
Wear a bra.
You should go to the hospital mate.
PspRpg-7 wrote:
Enemy attention whore spotted.
QFTZeon. wrote:
Wear a bra.
Run back and get youre nipple, put it in youre backpack (if its still on the floor). Put on youre backpack & walk home. Screw the classes for a few days <--- (Isnt it summer now?). Buy some superglue and glue it back on, lay still for 10 minutes in a freezer, then everything should be fine. And for the jerkoffs that will laugh at you when you can come back, you can simply just say: Go to hell.
I llllike sarcasm humor.
I llllike sarcasm humor.
Dude, your kidding, right? Tell me you yelled MEDIC when it happened. Seek out a hospital to find the answers that you seek. As for the kibble left beind...tie it to a string and go fishing.
You should have gone to the hospital immediately.
we already know that look at the other threads he made, i have aids, my sister almost died todayrevolution.inc wrote:
PspRpg-7 wrote:
Enemy attention whore spotted.
Ouch.... But as long as you dont have a BIG scar there, it shouldnt affect you lovelife
PS: God Machine rulzzzzzz (Do you know Lewis BlacK?)
EDIT: But how can your backpack get caught in something that is under your tshirt?
PS: God Machine rulzzzzzz (Do you know Lewis BlacK?)
EDIT: But how can your backpack get caught in something that is under your tshirt?
Last edited by TC><Injecter (2006-07-17 10:23:37)
you do know hes lying right?TC><Injecter wrote:
Ouch.... But as long as you dont have a BIG scar there, it shouldnt affect you lovelife
PS: God Machine rulzzzzzz (Do you know Lewis BlacK?)
Ask Cyborg to Photoshop one for you. He was able to remove one from his sig. He can always put it back.