Hi Guys
Sorry my first post is a rant but cant hold it in, I have actually snapped at the antics of the smacktards. I realise im a noob, but seriously i cant take anymore.
Allow me to set the scene
Operation Clean Sweep
MEC Airbase at the hanger. I have just got in the fighter & zzedaH Jim4nz asks for a pickup.....
its a fighter. So i carry on down the runway......BANG i wear a MEC jeep thingin front of the plane. I die, tardboy dies, iget TK.
Phase 2 of Operation Smacktard
Respawn at hangar, our little genius shoots me up but not enough to kill me, says sorry, i dont shoot back.
Plane Spawns, more shooting from ratboy, but i still get in with one bar left, so he runs in front. TK = Negative score = Kick = vedds BRAINSNAP
Solution
I create a new user account. log into server and spawn as MEC Special forces. I make a few kills to ensure i dont go negative score in a hurry, before heading to the airfield. Now as you might guess my new friend is not the worlds greatest pilot ( I cant find his stats as he has less than 100 global) So he
is respawning frequently. a quick TK from the barrel of my AK74SU (my 1st ever deliberate TK) and he has another 15 seconds to think about what a cockhead he can be. I use the interlude to equip the Aircraft with its new feature - a C4 Charge - and bolt out of the hangar before he who drools on himself sees me.
Now the satisfying bit. (Im sure you all know what happens now, but im going to tell you anyway )
Mr friendly takes off and circles, inbetween fits of maniacal laughter I manage to flick the switch before the poster boy for adult diapers gets out of sight. I can tell you that that is one of the singular most satisfying things i have done apart from the other 3(three) times i did this before einstein wised up to the fact that his plane had AHEM "engine trouble". So to finish i gave my new profile his first knifekill before i departed to join the server as my regular profile.
I suggest c4 therapy for all those little darlings that absolutely must have "their" vehicles.
Thanks for listening - I feel better now
Sorry my first post is a rant but cant hold it in, I have actually snapped at the antics of the smacktards. I realise im a noob, but seriously i cant take anymore.
Allow me to set the scene
Operation Clean Sweep
MEC Airbase at the hanger. I have just got in the fighter & zzedaH Jim4nz asks for a pickup.....
its a fighter. So i carry on down the runway......BANG i wear a MEC jeep thingin front of the plane. I die, tardboy dies, iget TK.
Phase 2 of Operation Smacktard
Respawn at hangar, our little genius shoots me up but not enough to kill me, says sorry, i dont shoot back.
Plane Spawns, more shooting from ratboy, but i still get in with one bar left, so he runs in front. TK = Negative score = Kick = vedds BRAINSNAP
Solution
I create a new user account. log into server and spawn as MEC Special forces. I make a few kills to ensure i dont go negative score in a hurry, before heading to the airfield. Now as you might guess my new friend is not the worlds greatest pilot ( I cant find his stats as he has less than 100 global) So he
is respawning frequently. a quick TK from the barrel of my AK74SU (my 1st ever deliberate TK) and he has another 15 seconds to think about what a cockhead he can be. I use the interlude to equip the Aircraft with its new feature - a C4 Charge - and bolt out of the hangar before he who drools on himself sees me.
Now the satisfying bit. (Im sure you all know what happens now, but im going to tell you anyway )
Mr friendly takes off and circles, inbetween fits of maniacal laughter I manage to flick the switch before the poster boy for adult diapers gets out of sight. I can tell you that that is one of the singular most satisfying things i have done apart from the other 3(three) times i did this before einstein wised up to the fact that his plane had AHEM "engine trouble". So to finish i gave my new profile his first knifekill before i departed to join the server as my regular profile.
I suggest c4 therapy for all those little darlings that absolutely must have "their" vehicles.
Thanks for listening - I feel better now