Below_Cost
Member
+3|6981|Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

|SoW|MuskieKilla wrote:

lol i did that too just the other day it was awesome! hmm im not sure what my craziest moment is. i had a really stupid one today but im not sure if it is the craziest. I was flying a jet on dragon valley and accidentally crashed into our own chopper which remains then lands on a friendly apc and blows it up and i get the teamkills from all of it, -20 points in 1 second w00t!
Similar thing happened to me, but on the chopper side of things. I don't remember what the map was exactly but I had just joined an ongoing game and spawned on the US carrier. I jumped right away into the Black-hawk, waited a few seconds until all the seats were filled and took off... right into the flightpath of an oncoming jet coming in from the north. The wreckage flew up into an oncoming jet flying in from the south and we all came crashing down on the carrier smoking the attack chopper and gunner plus a few other stragglers on deck. Quickest minus score and a boot that I've ever seen.

I'm not proud of that moment but I did deserve that boot and took it like a man
After that I went to their web page and apologized on their forums for the f@ck up
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7136
Once I joined a Kubra server, spawned as US, saw the F18 halfway down the ruwnay, empty. I walk over there, get in, and.. *BAM* the momemnt I get in I'm going 600 kp/h without any control whatsoever. Hellooo mr. mountain!

Second time I get in - Exactly the same. I tried to get out and prone but I got crushed and the jet stopped in about 2 meters.

Third time it was fine. pretty darn weird.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
N)!(NDarkDragon
Banned
+158|7005
Ive been sniped several times out of a full speed moving jeep by assult rifles. Ill be hiding behind something and I get knifed through the wall. Endless things Ive forgotten as well.
Jenkinsbball
Banned
+149|7031|USA bitches!
I was warned for bad language after saying this over global chat (and I'm not kidding): "Wow, did you have to slow all the way down to kill us? Get some skilz."

And I keep getting run over in mid-air by the helo/jet I jump out of. Doesn't make sense when the plane is above me.

My tv missiles keeps traveling through their targets. I have it on fraps too. Stupid buggy game.
Tjasso
the "Commander"
+102|7006|the Netherlands
getting killed by grenades ,smoke grenades or flashbangs BEFORE they EXPLODE !
Dressed In Decay
Member
+14|7020
Quite a few times I have just died, no no more message, no blahblah[killed]Dressedindecay the ground like explodes and I die.
Ratman12
Member
+1|7153|TC Michigan
Ive posted this pic before... but it definitely fits here. A Bomber (my buddy, actually) dropped a laser guided missile a foot from my tank, sending it a couple hundred meters into the air, in a nonstop barrel roll. On the way down (too confused to hit eject) I pressed my screenshot button, which Ive mapped to my mouse for just such a reason. This is the result. Then I hit the ground, and exploded a moment later.

Weird.

http://img119.imageshack.us/my.php?imag … rap2hm.png
MastersMom
YOUR mom goes to college
+61|7138
Not a "wierdest thing", but in chopper, I'll fire tv missle and hear it fire but see nothing.  My pilot sees no missle, I see no missle, there is no video of a launched missle, and then it starts to reload to fire again.

Also, tv missles that go right through blackhawks...from nose/windshield to rear rotor.

As for dieing from the aircraft you just bailed from, they stop moving and start falling as soon as you bail...wait to open your shoot til you're closer to the ground.  That changed in the last patch cause the transport choppers would just keep flying around after you bailed...thus, not respawning.  Now they crash as soon as there's no pilot so they can respawn.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|7009|Singapore
i got killed by a F-35 when im piloting a J-10 in Wake
tvmissleman
The Cereal Killer
+201|7141| United States of America
lest see i shot down the Chinese transport chopper with one shot from my G36E at 300+ Meters
Burning_Monkey
Moving Target
+108|7321
I suddenly had a bunch of people running around in purple uniforms.  Every thing but guns and flesh was purple.  Very odd.
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7289|Orlando, FL - Age 43
I fired a zip-line while standing near a supply crate, the resulting bump left me immobilized halfway in the crate. I wasn't able to move until the crate fell apart.
R0lyP0ly
Member
+161|7137|USA
I hate it when I did by parachuting oout of a hovering chopper.
cheshiremoe
Evil Geniuses for a sparsely populated tomorrow
+50|7192
Standing on a squad members parachute after jumping out of the black hawk.  I could walk around and everything.  Then I died when I tryed to get off.  It ran into me.
PaterPreekt
Member
+1|7036|Rotterdam
The weirdest things happen whenever I'm not payin' attention...so nothing I can remember, BUT.....here's the storie of my friend..running behind me towards some flag in Gulf of O. We both couldn't find a ride so decided to walk/ run in doing so, avoiding the jets bombing just about everything moving on the ground....he we are..running......still running...I hear the plane..he sees the plane..I hear him saying. mumbling something over TS about a falling bomb.....We did reach the flag...alive!! how: the bomb didn't go off...it bounced once or twice...that was it...Imagine for a moment...what I would have heard my friend say for the rest of the game...or at least those few seconds when it happend...I believe he should be submitted..but still that was hte craziest thing that NEVER happend to ME....
jamiet757
Member
+138|7105

|SoW|BlackFire wrote:

Whats the oddest (?) thing thats happened to you while playing BF2?

My weirdest thing that happened to me was today.
I got into a HMMVV, and went to drive off, but didn't 'cause my team mate died, so I got out to revive him and the HMMVV wasn't move, and it magically killed me like as if it ran me over.

Ugh.
i read something that gave me an aneurism...

ouch!
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7247|Dallas
Most of the weird stuff that has happened to me has been in planes and helicopters.  I don't know if it's shoddy programming or me just being lucky:

1. Clip wing on an object while flying straight and then proceed to be put into a flat spin which I recover from.
2. Nose down at wrong time and nose dive into the dirt, but instead of exploding, the plane bounces back into the air.
3. Flying along and all the sudden I see a giant red cross and then explode.  Later a friend flying behind me told me that a supply crate spawned directly in front of me and blew me up.
4. The J-10 glitch on the carrier.
5. Flying under the water in an F-18 to -15 feet and then coming back out of the water unscathed.
6. Getting shot out of a Cobra with a pistol!?
7. Watching a UAV land in the street on Karkand.

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