sgt.sonner
the electric eel has got me by the brain banana
+146|6503|Denmizzark!!

M3Z-X wrote:

i spelt 3 fuckign words wrong woopie.... its so amazing shall i correct them for u ! beggining, sound, fucking there we go dick face!!!!  that better for u !?
And there you go again..
Stealth42o
She looked 18 to me officer
+175|6642
Break up with her, she deserves better and get some counseling if your a sex addict before you:

A: get a disease that'll kill you.
B: Fuck up your next relationship
C: End up having to work a 6 figure job to pay all the child support.

Addiction is addiction, from a former drug addict, get some help before it's to late.

Best of luck to you.
-=5TON3D
Member
+42|6504|u.k
get a mate to get her drunk & make a move on her,that way you can use it as a good excuse to
dump her lol,i done it for a mate of mine when he couldnt get rid of a bird he was seeing,i didn't mind
her thinking im a c**t cause my mate paid for all my beers later that night when we went out on the pull:).
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6519|Southeastern USA

-=5TON3D wrote:

get a mate to get her drunk & make a move on her,that way you can use it as a good excuse to
dump her lol,i done it for a mate of mine when he couldnt get rid of a bird he was seeing,i didn't mind
her thinking im a c**t cause my mate paid for all my beers later that night when we went out on the pull:).
whne I finally make it over ther, I'm hanging out with you guys
tiptopT
Member
+72|6552|Scotland's Capital

kr@cker wrote:

I Like Googling Girls!!
I like oggling girls!! (no its not perving its "people watching" - well that was excuse on the doors anyway )

EDIT: spelling

Last edited by tiptopT (2006-07-06 10:31:04)

-=5TON3D
Member
+42|6504|u.k

kr@cker wrote:

-=5TON3D wrote:

get a mate to get her drunk & make a move on her,that way you can use it as a good excuse to
dump her lol,i done it for a mate of mine when he couldnt get rid of a bird he was seeing,i didn't mind
her thinking im a c**t cause my mate paid for all my beers later that night when we went out on the pull:).
whne I finally make it over ther, I'm hanging out with you guys
lol if you can drink like a fish all day without chuckin your guts up your welcome to.
Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6497|So Cal

GR34 wrote:

no to be a dick or any thing but get with her 1 more time befor u break up with them thats what iv done the last 3 times lol. or use a text message thats the best way:)
whatever you do, don't listen to that..
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6499|Global Command
Tell her she can still have the sausage, but you want to see other girls.
It'll drive her nuts and she'll do ya like a porn star to get your attention back. Then start banging all of her best friends, her sister, maybe even her mom. Carry on like this until one of them is pregnant or your dick falls off.
Problem solved and you'll have all the trouble that comes with adulthood.
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6703|Oslo, Norway
got a soultion, make her break up with you instead

tell her she's fat and problem should be solved, and if she asks if you meant it, ofcourse you did!
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6519|Southeastern USA

-=5TON3D wrote:

kr@cker wrote:

-=5TON3D wrote:

get a mate to get her drunk & make a move on her,that way you can use it as a good excuse to
dump her lol,i done it for a mate of mine when he couldnt get rid of a bird he was seeing,i didn't mind
her thinking im a c**t cause my mate paid for all my beers later that night when we went out on the pull:).
whne I finally make it over ther, I'm hanging out with you guys
lol if you can drink like a fish all day without chuckin your guts up your welcome to.
when I do that I tend not to remember things instead of puking, I may actually try to hold back so when I get back I can actually tell people what happened instead of my usual "I don't remember, must have been fun, what are these marks around my wrists?!?!?"
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6616
Drink more and then call her sometime past 2am. If she doesn't answer, leave her a voice mail that's at least 15 minutes long expressing your concern for how you don't want her to take your call the wrong way.
Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|6670
theres some amazingly bad advice in this thread

My advice is don't be a douchebag. If you're going to treat her poorly, as you say you do, end it quickly. She doesn't deserve the emotional bullshit that will eventually result and you probably don't want to deal with it either.
ATC
Member
+58|6714|...

Skruples wrote:

theres some amazingly bad advice in this thread

My advice is don't be a douchebag. If you're going to treat her poorly, as you say you do, end it quickly. She doesn't deserve the emotional bullshit that will eventually result and you probably don't want to deal with it either.
ya think?
E7IX3R
is drunk and crazy
+216|6658|UK
some bad advice yes but very humurous answers.

Thanks for all your help and stuff guys.

Anyway, the way i see it is that we're over move on and thats that.
Tushers
Noctwisaskfirtush
+224|6655|Some where huntin in Wisconsin
Damn I have had 3 girlfriends one for 1 1/2 years and the othe two for only baout 3 months but i think i willjust buy a blow up doll!  Sex with out a person...NVM bad Idead thats a no no...hell i think every guy wants to bang on teh drums all day but i guess my way out is teh compy screen!!!Fucking girlfriends(sorry if 0ffend)
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6519|Southeastern USA
HOOKERS, because you're not paying them to fuck, you're paying them to leave when you're done.
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6561|Scarborough Yorkshire England
Sorry dude but be a man and just finish it face to face, I know it is harder to do but if you care for her as much as you say then that is surely the fairest way.

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