Invent the next class, here.

2005-11-10 07:33:08

#76

Varsol: Member; +1|6774

First off, I see quite a few requests for dual whatevers. Trying to accurately fire two weapons at once is extremely impractical, and has no place in any game going for any part of realism.

Second I think we'd all like to see some sort of portable stinger out there. I also think something like that would be perfect for the engineer class. More engineers on the field, more stress for aircraft, more balance. Maybe he'd only have a single rocket, which would mean either the helo has a chance, or is in trouble if surrounded by multiple engineers/AA vehicles/jets.

2005-11-10 18:10:45

#77

shingara: Member; +0|6788|the motherland uk

the pizzed off girlfreind, u set a timer when u log on, and she appears and kicks ye ass till u get off the game,

weapon- kitchen knife
banche scream
backhand slap
long sprint
sharp tounge
glock

uniform- mini skirt, belt i mean shirt,

2005-11-10 19:15:47

#78

Aegis: Sailor with no BF2 Navy; +19|6760|I'm worldwide, beotch

zimmer92 wrote:
i think the engineer is pathetic, i mean what shotgun is gonna do any good when people are taking you out from miles away??

engineer:
p90
dual elites or deagle
spanner
(the rest of the stuff as well)

sprint=medium

armour=medium

pilot:
2 micro uzis
deagle
grenades
purple smoke grenade
knife

sprint=medium
armour=medium

special parachute

also i think there should be a rule for no shooting down pilots who have bailed out (as it is in the real world)
just wait till he comes down

worst. ideas. ever.

2005-11-11 06:48:07

#79

*ToRRo*cT|: Spanish Sniper-Wh0re; +199|6758|Malaga, España

What about the Common Terrorist unit:

Pakistan Extremist:

Stamina: A lot and he must be faster then an armed soldier

Weapons :
*Scimitar
*TNT belt

Feats (sounds, Skin, Items)
*The skin must look As and common Al Qaida member what we see on TV
*He can have a Burning US american Flag just to show hes there
*And when he lighted his TNT belt he got 5 seconds and at the final second 100 ft away all can hear his last word and those are (u can guess it) ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!

This would really be Funny to see it one day

2005-11-11 06:49:36

#80

[FIS]-Thor: Member; +0|6758|Vienna- Austria

like the idea of the scout. but they could just introduce another wep for the Spec Ops.. as in DC or changable backup load.. like change the c-4 with teh binoculars... and u can sprint faster

2005-11-12 03:51:13

#81

TSal2111: Member; +1|6762

Class : MEC Suicide Bomber

Kit : Bus pass
Dynamite Vest

Sprint : Long

Additional : Martyr points (+4) when you blow up 3 or more.
Also awarded with Martyr = Paradise Bonus Naked pictures will flash on the screen until you
respawn.

Class : Suicide Bomber (USMC / China)

Kit : C4
Picture of recent ex
bottle of prozac / zoloft

Sprint : short

Additional : The vision on the screen is blurry and smeared due to the medication, increased sprint speed
when looking at picture of former signifigant other.
Bonus points (+6) when you blow up the randomly selected mystery enemy who is now your
ex's current love interest.

2005-11-12 21:05:08

#82

SatFats101: Member; +0|6756

Hacker

Sprint - Low

Equitment- Portable laptop with hacking gear.
Knife

Can hack into the enemy's satalite and display ONLY vehicles on the entire map for a short period of time.

2005-11-13 11:36:49

#83

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6771|Scotland

Aegis wrote:
zimmer92 wrote:
i think the engineer is pathetic, i mean what shotgun is gonna do any good when people are taking you out from miles away??

engineer:
p90
dual elites or deagle
spanner
(the rest of the stuff as well)

sprint=medium

armour=medium

pilot:
2 micro uzis
deagle
grenades
purple smoke grenade
knife

sprint=medium
armour=medium

special parachute

also i think there should be a rule for no shooting down pilots who have bailed out (as it is in the real world)
just wait till he comes down
worst. ideas. ever.

just ideas for gods sake and yeah after looking at them again its true theyre pretty *******.

Last edited by zimmer92 (2005-11-13 11:37:04)

2005-11-14 17:52:22

#84

DrDestruction: Utilityman; +1|6793

TSal2111 wrote:
Class : MEC Suicide Bomber

Kit : Bus pass
Dynamite Vest

Sprint : Long

Additional : Martyr points (+4) when you blow up 3 or more.
Also awarded with Martyr = Paradise Bonus Naked pictures will flash on the screen until you
respawn.

Class : Suicide Bomber (USMC / China)

Kit : C4
Picture of recent ex
bottle of prozac / zoloft

Sprint : short

Additional : The vision on the screen is blurry and smeared due to the medication, increased sprint speed
when looking at picture of former signifigant other.
Bonus points (+6) when you blow up the randomly selected mystery enemy who is now your
ex's current love interest.

LMAO. Two of my favorites, after the "Meat Shield" one.

Nice ideas guys, lmao, Ive been laughing my ass off.

As for my "tasteless joke" on the Republican Guard, just lay off. Im not racist at all - as one person put it, they are fighting and getting slaughtered for no reason, I have nothing against the country - just those who apparently don't know when to give it up.

2005-11-15 07:27:50

#85

earth.citizen: Member; +4|6754|Miami, FL

CLASS: Mountain Troop
SPRINT:
WEAPONS:
Knife
Pistol
Assult Rifle (AR) or Submachine Gun (SMG)
Frag Grenade (3)
?

ABILITY:
Able to rappel buildings, cliffs and other steep embankments. Able to scale any inaccessible vertical terrain
(mountains, etc). The parachute does not work in all cases, especially when base-jumping because if you
make contact with the ground any time during your decent, you will continue to fall to your death. This troop
kit would allow surprise attacks from high-ground.

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CLASS: AA Troop (Stinger)
SPRINT: Short
WEAPONS:
Knife
Pistol
Submachine Gun (SMG)
Stinger (5)

ABILITY:
Essentially a small/mobile AA unit. Probably most effective only against enemy helicopters because of the
reload factor. Difference between this unit and the current AT Troop would be the behavior of the missle
weapon. The Stinger should behave exactly as the mounted Stingers, less control and extremely fast.

2005-11-15 07:46:07

#86

the_ubernoob_: Member; +8|6759

Class:
-"Rambo"

Sprint:
-Sprinting is for sissy girly men

Armor:
-Armor is for sissy girly men

Inventory:
-Black Hawk Chaingun
-Dual wielded pistols
-Belt o grenades (throws like 3 at once)

Abilities:
-(passive ability) Everyone on either team can see exactly where he is (stealth is for sissy girly men)
-(passive ability) can't use vehicles (vehicles are for sissy girly men)

2005-11-15 07:57:12

#87

wannabe_tank_whore: Member; +5|6792

Tyferra wrote:
DesertEagle357 wrote:
DrDestruction wrote:
^We call them "Iraqi Republican Guard Enlisted Men"
^I call that racist
Really? I call it fucking genius. Screw political correctness.
Brilliant joke! What wit! Encore!

i bet he can't even define racism.

2005-11-18 09:38:43

#88

fng223: Member; +0|6750

OK, here goes.
Radio operator/ radar controller.

Special abilities: Can operate outside the combat zone.
Receives and coordinates radio and UAV traffic to commander.
Must be at least a 1st SGT.
VOIP mandatory. No voip, no position.
Has all the abilities of commander, but a few extra.
Like, can coordinate with bomber pilots (Belly cam, and/or TV guided.) to guide their drops to laser accuracy.
Can launch cruise missiles at jets, etc.

Only weapons are a computer console and a pistol.

They should also change a few other things, like spec ops would be able to use a pistol while swimming (With reduced accuracy.), etc. (They're prolly navy seals, right?)

I do think they should have a retard class.
Like NO sprint, pistols and knives only, double armor AND double health, unable to drive or fly, orange jumpsuit with target on it worth double points, etc.
Can ride in APC or tank, and can be used to capture and defend flags using stationary weapons.

Last edited by fng223 (2005-11-18 09:41:30)

2005-11-18 13:47:38

#89

vjs: Member; +19|6786

Class: noob ass^ , etc

Sprint: Unlimited, but player looks like they are constantly bunny hopping.

Weapon: One two weapons
Weapon1: a highly modified grenade launcher, no recoil, unlimited ammo, instant auto reload, tank damage with spash, auto aimed for only headshots, round seeks enemy target and does no team damage

Only issue is it never does any damage to anyone

Weapon2: Whine, the player gets a unlimited number of instant one liners displayed as text messages at random, or random kick votes.
Examples:
- YOU TOOK MY PLANE
- THAT GUYS CHEATING
- SMARTEN UP OR I"LL KICK YOUR BUTT
- MY TEAM SUXZ
- COMMANDER DO YOUR JOB

Damage: None! Ever! no matter what happens weapon1 never does damage.

Armor: Self Inflicting damage... at random player dies for no fault of his own and he is able to randomly punish a teammate for a TK

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Oh!!!! Sorry I see that 10% of the people playing already use this class.

2005-11-19 14:09:02

#90

Yellow 13: Member; +2|6749|Plano Texas

I think once you hit 100,000 global points you should be able to unlock a special class that has severe advantages. He my thought

Super Ninja
Sword that can block bullets as long a u are facing them.
Moves faster than a car.
Can jump as high as building.

The sword would be like in halo 2, when u get close to someone it locks, but when u swing it leaves you open for gunfire

or

Pyro
Has a huge flame thrower
Has A jet pack
Shoot missles that have a 50 metere radius explosion

2005-11-19 14:14:31

#91

Yellow 13: Member; +2|6749|Plano Texas

O thought of a new one

Psychic
Can kill any one just by putting his aimer on them
Can shut down any vehicle by putting crosshair on it and clicking (perfect for tank whore)
Show all enemy on radar for player and others close by
move slowly because the psychic is crippled and in a wheel chair, also has trouble with stairs and sloping hill
Cannot be hit by bullets, everything else can get him

2005-11-19 14:46:04

#92

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|6852

wannabe_tank_whore wrote:
Tyferra wrote:
DesertEagle357 wrote:

^I call that racist
Really? I call it fucking genius. Screw political correctness.
Brilliant joke! What wit! Encore!
i bet he can't even define racism.

sounds more Nationalistic to Me Iraq isn't a Race is it. its a Nation,

we are here at the Iraqi 500 ! and there just warming up !

But only Dhsak an Kniero know for sure they are the two smartest people in the world

2005-11-20 18:08:10

#93

ApathyCrusade: Member; +0|6756

Class: Robocop

Weapons: Superhuman strength, weird voice, huge package

Abilities: REALLY UGLY, distracting

Weaknesses: Magnets, Box office sequel flops

2005-11-21 08:39:02

#94

Talon: Stop reading this and look at my post; +341|6775

You know, you guys really arent funny.

2005-11-21 08:50:23

#95

samstar81: Straddle my Member; +0|6774|The Netherlands

Talon wrote:
You know, you guys really arent funny.

You know, you wouldn't recognize funny if it crapped in your face.

(no offence meant, but i laughed a lot reading this thread)

2005-11-21 12:35:21

#96

Tempelridderen: Member; +0|6748

I liked the first proposition, but the part with demo seems a bit silly.. What would the Spec-ops do if there was a kit named demo?

2005-11-22 17:30:45

#97

frvwfr2: Member; +0|6747

Goose1123 wrote:
I think it might be cool if the engineer could disable vehicles. The engineer could keep the shotgun, get a stinger, and upgrade the handgun to something like a desert eagle.

i agree. i said they should get blowtorch

2005-11-23 11:59:26

#98

Talon: Stop reading this and look at my post; +341|6775

but i laughed a lot reading this thread

You obviously dont have much of a sense of humour. This was supposed to be a SERIOUS THREAD

2005-11-23 14:55:17

#99

Yellow 13: Member; +2|6749|Plano Texas

I think the engineer should be able to

-FLY
-Read minds
-see through walls
-make cars fly
-predict the weather
-clean stuff
-wear a cape
-wear a mask
-have telekinesis
-have double nuclear missle launchers with homing features
-have moon boots that can make him jump really really high

I really think if EA could do this it would make the game alot more realistic and fun for engineers

2005-11-23 18:57:06

#100

polarbearz: Raiders of the Lost Bear; +-1,474|6804|Singapore

Yellow 13 wrote:
O thought of a new one

Psychic
Can kill any one just by putting his aimer on them
Can shut down any vehicle by putting crosshair on it and clicking (perfect for tank whore)
Show all enemy on radar for player and others close by
move slowly because the psychic is crippled and in a wheel chair, also has trouble with stairs and sloping hill
Cannot be hit by bullets, everything else can get him

I like. You have to knife the mindreading bastard.

Oh and its 'Allah Hu Akbar' btw. Not Allah Akbar. That's like shouting out random arabic words.

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zimmer92 wrote:

Aegis wrote:

zimmer92 wrote:

TSal2111 wrote:

Tyferra wrote:

DesertEagle357 wrote:

DrDestruction wrote:

wannabe_tank_whore wrote:

Tyferra wrote:

DesertEagle357 wrote:

Talon wrote:

Goose1123 wrote:

Yellow 13 wrote:

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