uber73
Member
+188|6752|Brisbane
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic!  News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"!  She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"
   
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, she will need all the support she can get its not like it's easy to walk out on a relationship like this?
   
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she wont have a leg to stand on.  Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".
   
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "He would get home at night and find her legless?"  Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Lady-Shave for the other leg.
     
   
These jokes are funny but let's spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another lady that can fill her shoe.
Jepeto87
Member
+38|6686|Dublin
So many puns!
darad0
Member
+40|6622|Centreville, VA
lol +1 for you.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6547|Doncaster, UK
ROFLMAO, +1 for you sir! Brightened up my day at work.

And to Mav (below), look at his forum title! Giggidy!

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-06-28 06:20:42)

mavrick 3399
EA GAMES PATCH EVERYTHING
+102|6542|Doncaster UK
haha nice
your sig is funny too, i bet heather will never be able to dance like that.
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|6807|Orlando, FL - Age 43
I can't stand it....ROFL!
uber73
Member
+188|6752|Brisbane
the leg thing is funny, the PORNO thing is much more interesting...

link to some pics, but they are not THAT risque...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006250730,00.html
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6527|Singapore
lmfao pun-nage
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6519|Montucky

uber73 wrote:

the leg thing is funny, the PORNO thing is much more interesting...

link to some pics, but they are not THAT risque...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006250730,00.html
That reminds me of something from the Family Guy!

Hi I'm Tom Tucker, fill this bag with anything featuring midget on midget action or anything featuring an AMPUTEE....
uber73
Member
+188|6752|Brisbane

[1FR]S3v3N wrote:

That reminds me of something from the Family Guy!

Hi I'm Tom Tucker, fill this bag with anything featuring midget on midget action or anything featuring an AMPUTEE....
lol..
+1 for FG fan-dom...  Giggidy.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6547|Doncaster, UK

[1FR]S3v3N wrote:

uber73 wrote:

the leg thing is funny, the PORNO thing is much more interesting...

link to some pics, but they are not THAT risque...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006250730,00.html
That reminds me of something from the Family Guy!

Hi I'm Tom Tucker, fill this bag with anything featuring midget on midget action or anything featuring an AMPUTEE....
Family Guy Rules, +1 for you!
Burning_Monkey
Moving Target
+108|6838
My heart pisses blood for poor Paul.

Money might not buy happiness, but it sure as shit allows you to look in more places.
tbcBeasT
tall lazy sod
+14|6637|Bristol, England
a news reporter was talkin to macca about his recent split for his wife, a part of the interview is as follows
reporter- "macca would u ever go down on one leg again ?"
macca- "no but from now on can we refer to her as heather"

Last edited by tbcBeasT (2006-06-28 07:21:20)

darad0
Member
+40|6622|Centreville, VA
i would have sex with a girl with no arm(s) but it would i dont know about no leg(s). it would be weird. you go to get between her legs but they arent there. i guess you would spread her stumps?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Uber - the divorce is going to cost him an arm and a leg.
uber73
Member
+188|6752|Brisbane

darad0 wrote:

i guess you would spread her stumps?
thats if she had stumps...  if not, it would be like shagging a giant sausage roll. 

https://www.greggs.co.uk/images/photos/sausage_roll.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
You'd have to call her BOB if you was to have some rub a dub in the tub.  And if it was Mr Mcartney who was lacking in limbs you'd have to call him clever dick.
uber73
Member
+188|6752|Brisbane
lol
darad0
Member
+40|6622|Centreville, VA

uber73 wrote:

darad0 wrote:

i guess you would spread her stumps?
thats if she had stumps...  if not, it would be like shagging a giant sausage roll. 

http://www.greggs.co.uk/images/photos/sausage_roll.jpg
rofl +1
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6519|Montucky

1927 wrote:

Uber - the divorce is going to cost him an arm and a leg.
lmao +1 for
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6650

Two South African gold miners are in a mine, when a large rock falls on one of the guy's leg. The leg is crushed, and has to be amputed. The one legged guy says to his friend, "Who is going to want a one legged gold digger?" and his friend replies, "Dunno, but you could always try Paul McCartney..."

Bu Dum Tish!


Ok, so I just wrote that based on what someone told me, so I probably screwed it up somewhere.
uber73
Member
+188|6752|Brisbane
whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm?

the mcartneys


(relegated to the "old joke" bin now tho...  suprised there has been a lack of porno jokes tho.. )
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|6807|Orlando, FL - Age 43
Amazing that this thread can stand on its own...
uber73
Member
+188|6752|Brisbane
roflmao

Im hopping it continues

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